Welcome to the Witches Tea Party ~!

[Bernkastel]

T-that doesn't even make sense!

L-lambda! Tell him that I am not an alien!

 

[Imadori]

It make sense to me!
Hey Blondie, how you doin'?.. or maybe, you are an alien too!.. YEAH, THAT MAKE SENSE!
YOU TWO ARE VERY CLOSE, ITS IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE FRIEND IS AN ALIEN!

 

[Bernkastel]

We are witches not aliens, dear guest.

 

[Imadori]

Don't try to confuse me alien! I know the difference between the two!

 

[Bernkastel]

Khh.. What do you mean..? I am not.. An alien.

 

[Imadori]

*bagan to cry*
I... c-can't believe... that... I ACTUALLY KISSED AN ALIEN!!! Y-You... Liar...
Now I'm... egged... with your baby aliens!

 

[Bernkastel]

Stop calling me an alien!

 

[Imadori]

*stopped crying* *bing = idea*
Then prove it to me! Let's do this, and wait for 9 months. If the outcome is a baby human (or witch) then you are not an alien! I, Kyousuke Imadori, sacrifice myself to solve this case!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, I would gladly do this with you, but I do not wish to get pregnant, that'd be truly awkward.

 

[Imadori]

I knew it! You can't give birth of a human baby! Other than that, you're actually trying to tease me so that you can eat me in the private room! Too bad, I read your moves!

 

[Bernkastel]

That is not my intention, nor would you even mind it if I did that.

 

[Imadori]

Of course, you'll deny it.
Your body! Give it back to its owner! Little girl "playing humans" eh? I knew there was something fishy!

 

[Bernkastel]

This body is property of Bernkastel, human.

 

[Imadori]

Yes I know. That body is property of Bernkastel, which is not you but your host, alien.

 

[Bernkastel]

But you are mistaken. This body may have once been Furude Rika, but that person is here no longer.

 

[Imadori]

What the?! So Bernkastel is an alien too, and its host is Furude Rika... then, you took that body from Bernkastel which is your alien companion! I SEE! I GOT IT NOW! Body-sharing is one of alien's hobby!

 

[Bernkastel]

Khh~ I am Frederica Bernkastel!

 

[Imadori]

THE OTHER ALIEN?! So you're back in that body, eh? Where is the other one?!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Sigh* .. I am growing tired of this nonsense.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Bernkastel is not an alien.

.... and B-Bern pregnant?! *giggle**giggle**giggle*

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not pregnant!

 

[Imadori]

Then, just admit that you and the blonde are aliens! Plus, the "golden witch"... or "golden alien" is more fitting.
Tsk, this world is full of mysteries...

 

[Bernkastel]

I refuse.

Therefore, I claim that you are accusing us of being aliens because you're actually one.

You are an alien.

 

[Imadori]

Pointing it out to me is not a smart idea alien. My suspicion is even greater now.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Golden truth... effective.

Auau~~

 

[Bernkastel]

Kihih~ Effective indeed.

Fine then, child of man.
Prove me that you are not an alien, say it in red.

 

[Imadori]

How the heck I'm going to do that? I'm not an alien like you. That's abnormal.

 

[Lambdadelta]

How can the child of man use the red truth?! *giggle*

 

[Bernkastel]

Easily.

 

[Imadori]

You're right! I am a child of man! Not like you two... CHILD OF ALIENS!

 

[Lambdadelta]

You're right! I am a child of man! Not like you two... CHILD OF ALIENS!

Therefore you know nothing about us, child of man.

 

[Bernkastel]

What a sad attempt.

 

[Imadori]

I know one thing about you, your hobby.

 

[Bernkastel]

A hobby?

 

[Imadori]

Body-sharing.

 

[Bernkastel]

Why would I want to do that when I possess this one?

 

[Imadori]

Maybe I don't know the rules of your game, but I will solve this case, in the human way!

 

[Bernkastel]

So, you do not only refuse the existance of witches, but you claim that we are aliens? I miss Battler already.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Maybe we can craft a Kinzo-Beatrice in a new game! We can create a a narcissistic main character~ nippah!

 

[Imadori]

Yes I do. If you miss your friend then go back to your planet and visit your alien buddies!

 

[Bernkastel]

Friend? This is too exhausting. I'll go take a cat-long nap.

Lambda, you take it from here.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Hauuu, I have no energy if you're not here. Then I guess I'll disappear now as well.

 

[Imadori]

What? Aliens don't sleep.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I guess you're out of the list Bernkastel...

And you, Blondie. You d-disappeared! A characteristic of an alien, invisibility/teleportation.
Since no one used the "red truth" about you not being an alien, I consider you as one of them.

 

[Bernkastel]

Lambdadelta is not an alien.

Done, and I am glad we understand eachother now.

 

[Imadori]

I NEVER KISSED AN ALIEN! YAY!
I'm thinking about examining your body after the alien release it, while you are unconscious,
but I guess that won't be happening... too bad.

By the way, I believe in witches. Witches are hot! Just like you girls!
So I'll be very grateful if you let me touch these...

 

[Lambdadelta]

Tchh~ BATTLER!

 

[Bernkastel]

T-touch them!?

 

[Magtheridon96]

I'm back now.
You can have your meat, filthy feral creatures.

 

[Bernkastel]

Who are you calling filthy?

 

[Magtheridon96]

The ones who I believe are filthy.
Meaning, the filthy people.