Warhammer Club

[HailFireer]

Chaos sux anyway

 

[Warhunter]

yeah.

 

[Warhunter]

You shall have IG, TAU or SM.

 

[Warhunter]

Look at my Painted Army! It's the four latest pictures.
name: 412th Clowns

 

[HailFireer]

Its Good but pink weapons ruine it all...

 

[Warhunter]

That's the point.

 

[Warhunter]

Who want to be killed by a pink weapon??

 

[HailFireer]

Nobody, cuz they will presume that its fired buy a gay guy -.-

 

[Warhunter]

Ye, that's the point. It's embarrassing for the one who get's shot. Not Honored.

 

[Warhunter]

Deadly pink weapon...

 

[HailFireer]

Its embarrassing for the one who gets shot, and the one who is shooting with a pink weapon.

 

[Warhunter]

Maybe, But it's most embarrassing for the one who get's shot. And i'm not.. g.a.y.
I't just for fun.

 

[Velmarshal]

Gayblade and Geysilisks.

 

[Warhunter]

hehe.

 

[HailFireer]

Lolz

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

the whole army would make vindicare assassin so they could stare at his muscles.

 

[Warhunter]

that's lolz...

 

[Warhunter]

How it's going on your W40K models Pyramidhe@d?

 

[HailFireer]

Assaassin is realy cool. He has an awsome looking helmet and hes a sniperman for peace sake!!

 

[Warhunter]

Assassin owns!

 

[Warhunter]

To bad that you only can have one..

 

[HailFireer]

An army of assassins. And then came a tau tank and killed em all....

Tau are most powerfull race. They are oldonly 6000 years and they can already parry to other empires. Imagine what will another 6000 years do.

 

[Warhunter]

well, Necron is older.
But my favvo races is still IG SM and Tau.

 

[Velmarshal]

Most civilized I guess.

 

[Warhunter]

Tau? Well, they are civillized i think..

 

[HailFireer]

Yes they are unlike us XP

 

[Crusad3r91]

Yeah, Taus are a very young race that has the same (if not better) technology as other factions... but, let's say there are NO other enemies for the Imperium except Taus... it's a 1vs1... who wins?

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

imperium vs tau, no other factions?
since there will be no one else to fight, the whole IG army would come srushing down on tau homeworld.
ps. my eldar is coming real slow btw

 

[HailFireer]

Yes, but humans are ancient and tau young. What if they were bouth same age?

 

[Tyranid]

In all honesty Tau are the weakest race in terms of lore. Compared to the Imperium their empire is like a bug while the Imperium of Man is an elephant. The Tau are constantly attacked by some force and their Empire (yet again) very very very very small. The only thing protecting them is the massive plot armor Games Workshop gave them.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

necrons as well. i mean, they are immortal and all but whats stopping the space marines atomising the whole planet on the first sign of necron awakening?
they dont reproduce(they are dead), recruit more soldiers(they kill everything) and their technology doesnt evolve. sooner or later they will die out

 

[Mechanical Man]

Crusad3r91, the plural is not Taus, is Tau too, like "fish", you don't say fishes

And Tyranid, what u mean by massive plot armor?

 

[HailFireer]

I realy realy hate humans....

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

i think he means the way 40k world is set by GW.
GW made variety of different personality race which suit the personality of the player. so they could sell more
space marine---selfless, brave and strong. honourable
chaos---selfish and evil backstabbing, but soooo powerful
eldars---elegant, magical superhuman beings-for people who like to kill elegantly
tyranids---represent the unstopable force of evolution and nature
necron ---your basic "i hate everyone" emo
tau---your basic "i love everyone" hippie

orks are just fooked up in da 'eadz (my brother's opinion)

green text denotes ork accent

 

[Tyranid]

With plot armour I mean a character/squad/army/race being protected by the "story", even thought reality would obviously say other wise. For example a certain Ultramarine Captain named Uriel Ventris has a MASSIVE plot armour. He threathened the Nightbringer with a MELTA BOMB, escaped from a Daemon world, etc.

In other words by all logic the Tau should be dead already, however the story says otherwise. They always survive, usually due to some odd reason. For example they defeated a Tyranid Hive Fleet, because it fell ASLEEP after a Warp jump (what the hell??).

Also the Necrons used to be one of the major threats alongside Tyranids and Orks with the "likely" endgame. However now the Necrons have been LOLNERF'D and they have become basically useless. Most of the Necrons that had not awakened yet from Stasis are pretty much destroyed now. Necrons can no longer repair Plasma damage. Most Necron Lords have god complexes and are not all that faithful to the C'tan. Also the Void Dragon, who used to be Necron's endgame (Void Dragon and the rest of the Necrons were supposed to wake up and kill everything) has now been changed to being LOLPWND by the Emperor and now is forever locked up in Mars.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

huh. i thought you were talking of why keep tau in the story line. i dont know 40k lore that much so i was talking about money.
where do you read these stuff anyway?
void dragon=Ogdru Jahad

 

[Tyranid]

Well, my info comes from random sources; I learn alot from the Dawn of War 2 forums at Gamespot/gamefaqs (lots of lore experts there), from Codexes and rulebooks and also from http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page . Also the particular info I posted about the Necrons come from the 5th edition and the Void Dragon stuff from Mechanicum book.

And the Void Dragon is a C'tan, the most powerful one. He took 4 blows from Talismans of Vaul (pretty much anti-C'tan weapons) and it only made him "sleepy". Then suddenly Emperor came and said LOLPWND and beat up the Void Dragon and locked him up in Mars, thus making the Necron endgame obsolete.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

i used to go to this old looking website and it had crap loads just on the history of the space marine/ traitor chapters and the primarchs. now the website isnt there anymore. shame...
thanks for the link ^_^

 

[HailFireer]

You 2 lost me ^^

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

we were talking about 40k lore and how it is bs.

anyways, i finished that eldar model if anyone is interested.
Here

 

[HailFireer]

Your models rock. I would like to make a map with W40k models but I cant. I'm to lazy ^^

 

[Warhunter]

It's great!

 

[Warhunter]

Just when i have tought about starta W40K map.

 

[Velmarshal]

It would be nicer if you used ingame textures for it, but I doubt it will look that good.

 

[Warhunter]

I doubt that too.

 

[Warhunter]

The map will maybe be a DotA stylemap, whit two bases and 3 ways. Or maybe 4.. don't know what type of terrain i want yet. So if any one got any idea they are welcome to send me a PM.

 

[Crusad3r91]

Meh... I started a WH40k campaign some time ago but... it would require far too many resources to be completed. xD
I almost finished the IG (meaning that the complete race will have every IG resource in the Hive) however...
BTW, Pyramidhe@d, gj for the Autarch and every WH40k models of yours, they're very good ^^

 

[Mechanical Man]

So there is possibility you would continue the campaign? (can we see somehow your work in progress?) People are not that motivated to do wh40k stuff because the maps are very crappy in general.

Today I finally managed to implement my battallion system in a playable map (meaning not just a spell map), which could be well used when playing with a race meant to mass troops like IG I generally dislike this kind of control, I prefer control units individually, but the warcraft 3 12-unit selection gives me no other choice.

 

[Warhunter]

Well, I have decided to make a new map. And need ideas for the terrain.
And i also hate the 12-unit selection in warcraft 3. It's really annoying.

It's almost the same in W40K, you can select moore, but you will only see 12 of them, i think.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

yeah but you can scroll left and right.
anyways, screenshot of my dreadnought is up. has assault cannon and missile launcher in the screenshot but i finished making plasma, autocannon, multi melta and lascannon. gonna animate it now. 5 variation, 40+ animations in total! lots 'a work

the thing is green(dark angels) but the texture from the blue dreadnought is compatible with this model. and vice versa.