Things you don't want to hear

[Black Crown]

Name 5 things you do not want to hear from your spouse, (Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/wife)

Mine are

- We need to talk

- I need to tell you somthing

- I heard somthing about you

- Your mom told me _______

- If you love me

 

[Elenai]

I'd rather not hear "I don't love you"

Or the worst thing of all...

"Do you love me? *silence..*"

 

[Syth]

'I'm leaving you, for a younger, more attractive person'
'I'm dating you to get to your brother'

 

[Black Crown]

Haha, All very funny.. keep em coming

 

[Hakeem]

"I found out."

 

[Zombie]

-I love you.
-Cool.

-I love you Mike...I mean Daniel

-I'm going to party, I'm afraid you aren't invited

-Hi, honey! You remember the HIV test I've attended some time ago? Well, I just got the results and they are uhm...

 

[Lord_of_sausage]

-I love you so much
-Oh comeon, why not your sister??

 

[Mr. Bob]

Will you marry me?

No.

 

[Lord_of_sausage]

Above post is win

 

[Need_O2]

"Why dont you talk much" as main coz Im so sick of that

 

[Abe97]

-your not good lookin' anymore
-why don't you care for me?
-you just got infected because i have *******
-i think im in love with someone else
-im gay

 

[Gilles]

I have a penis.

 

[yuyuhakushi]

#2)
-did you shower this morning?
i almost missed the bus and got run over
-but did you shower?
*silence*

#1)
-are you hard-on?
*silence*

 

[Restor]

I can drink more beer than you...

 

[yuyuhakushi]

oo oo!!

were did you get your avatar?
(no really were did you get it lord of sousage thats funny...lool)

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

Zaaaaaaaaaach!

 

[Nevermore]

I have a penis.

I think Gilles wins.

 

[brad.dude03]

Generally the thing I hate hearing most is "Come here a sec" or "Come give me a hand". Or just my parent's addressing me in general.

9 times out of 10 I'll be right in the middle of something and they'll drag me out to wash the cars or barbeque or some such. It's annoying as hell.

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

Generally the thing I hate hearing most is "Come here a sec" or "Come give me a hand". Or just my parent's addressing me in general.

9 times out of 10 I'll be right in the middle of something and they'll drag me out to wash the cars or barbeque or some such. It's annoying as hell.

That's basically what I meant by "ZAAAAAAAACH"

Basically it means *duty calls* in a really annoying way.

 

[brad.dude03]

Yes, I often get my name yelled at me from afar as well. Damn parents. Constantly requesting my assistance...