The War

[Tleno]

What the nice try?

 

[Tleno]

What the but you won't stop this combo?

 

[chr2]

Fool! I am a being of pure darkness! I will tear you into pieces!

 

[Tleno]

Fool! I'm too hungry to not eat you despite you're just drakness!

 

[Legion_King]

Fool! What are you talking about?

 

[Tleno]

Foll, isn't that obvious I'm trying to create a new unstopable combo?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Fool! Anyone want a Cookie?

 

[Legion_King]

Fool! You like cookies, right?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Fool! Of course... who doesn't?

 

[AIagremm]

I said what what? In the butt! I said what what? In the butt! I said what what? In the butt! I said what what? In the butt!

 

[Azsure]

Oh my god you spamed Daily! You Bastards!

 

[TheFairfield]

But Azsure, it is only spam if it has no meaning. And this clearly has a meaning. It is building up to the greatest event the Hive has ever known.

THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF WARCRAFT IV!!!

Disclaimero not read this announcement inside as you will skyrocket through the ceiling and into outer space from sheer awesome.

 

[Azsure]

Sadly, Warcraft IV will never appear thanks to Wow :/

Omg, it killed Wc4, bastard!

 

[TheFairfield]

No azsure! Don't stop believing! If we believe, then it may one day become reality!

EDIT:WTF? I wrote the above text in all caps...

 

[Amargaard]

Like I still believe that my Norse Gods may one day be praised again... :l

 

[TheFairfield]

Don't live in the past Amargaard. It's unhealthy.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh my god! They killed WCIV! You bastards!

Really Am? Then we will worship Slavian Gods! Glory to Perun, Jarilo, Rod and Dazhdbog!

 

[Wolfe]

Rod? Really? =/

 

[AIagremm]

Huh? Why?

 

[Tleno]

Rod? That's a silly name. But if it's someway related to Resdenie (borning or whatever), then is he a god of... fertility? I mean... in all religions fertility gods are women or something womanish...

Oh, anout the WC4 part... HA HA! Now you have nothing else but to surrender to the glory of Mother Starcraft!

And guys, your gods are old. Better hail to Stock Market (god of happyness), Chuck Noris (God of awesome) and Farmville (God of... fertillity?)!

 

[Tleno]

Rod? That's a silly name. But if it's someway related to Resdenie (borning or whatever), then is he a god of... fertility? I mean... in all religions fertility gods are women or something womanish...

Oh, anout the WC4 part... HA HA! Now you have nothing else but to surrender to the glory of Mother Starcraft!

And guys, your gods are old. Better hail to Stock Market (god of happyness), Chuck Noris (God of awesome) and Farmville (God of... fertillity?)!

 

[TheFairfield]

Farmville? Really Tleno? Come on man! It's one thing to say Chuck Norris is the God of Awesome (it's God of Amazingly Awesome Epic Events That Happen Due to His Awesomeness thank you very much!), but to say Farmville is a god? No. Just no.

 

[AIagremm]

No, he is the god... of EVERYTHING!

 

[TheFairfield]

He's not the god of me.

 

[Tleno]

Of shut up. Farmville... well who else can zombiefy so many people without making their ears explode? Exploding brains won't count.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

 

[chr2]

Something tells me that toadstatue in Troldaeron has something to do with this hypnotoad...
Cool song nontheless xD

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

What toad statue?
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Yes it is... tho i want it more wobby or more drum and bassy!

 

[Tleno]

Hynotoad! Hypnotoad!
All hail the Hypnotoad!
*Drums*

 

[AIagremm]

*Slaps Tleno*
Snap out of it! We still need to make the A-Radiation Emitter Towers

 

[Amargaard]

Anyways Al, isn't it about time Rules and Lore get updated once again?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh god damit >>
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Oh my god look!
*Puts hypnotoad in front of Am's face*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

All Glory to the Hypnotoad!!!

 

[Azsure]

Someone's trying to escape from his duty uh?

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm, now seriously, you should really add more rules and lore and stuff, now when so much terrains were lost, we need to recover all the knowledge before it will be lost forever. So do it, else I'll use my Hypnopeasant.

 

[Tleno]

Erm, have you forgot I'm from Earth?
*Takes away Al's hat and sets Al's emmiter tower on Negative emotions mode*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh right and Im from Argus.
*Looks around*
Boy, these people sure scream a lot

 

[AIagremm]

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE SHATTERING WAR! And the world will crumble and change greatly, other worlds will be lost and forgotten and Azeroth will be the only barely safe haven! There is only one thing you can do! Submit to the will of Chaos! Submit to the Old Gods! Submit!

 

[Tleno]

Now.. Shattering War? Shattering?! That's the worst name for a war from like Diper wearing zombie child trying to steal a sendwich from himself war! Well, I should like make the terrains planned... The one about leaving Draenosh, the one about the barrens and a map of Barrens Technocracy.

And Technos city.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yes true tleno then I need to conquer Stonetalon Mountains because I want them no matter what people say. That and the Tauren homelands.

 

[chr2]

Why on earth would you want Stonetalon Mountains? And more importantly, why would you want Mulgore?!?!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Because its land that has ore deposits lol. In the fact that that there is huge amount of rocks that may contain a huge amount of materials and suitable defense for the brotherhood as a fall back point.

 

[chr2]

You do realize that Mulgore isn't really a good place for ores and other materials, right?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah. But it has great location for marshes which i need for crops. And there are crops that can do that.

 

[chr2]

Mulgore is a prarie...

 

[StormWarriors2]

even better.

 

[chr2]

Your logic makes no sense...

 

[StormWarriors2]

ahh. No. Prairies are perfect for farming and agriculture plus I might rename it. Also that I can be able to make a better force of agriculture and being able to supply other forces. And being able to take parts of northrend >.<

 

[VeljkoM]

Ok I am really confused because mulgore was used by tauren as breeding ground for kodos which they used for well many things. Also you are a basically a pirate, raider, knight faction (somehow) so... you must admit its little weird for people like that to suddenly become farmers....

 

[Legion_King]

The hell with Azeroth!