The War

[VeljkoM]

Don't worry Chrolman. You can try again one day?

Hm Veljkoman? Narkoman is best.

 

[chr2]

Emperor Chrolman will never be forgotten!

 

[trolman]

chr2 you wouldnt last a day in my shoe...armor only a few can...

yeah you may never know what happens *suddenly the roof falls apart on trolman,killing him.Trolman's will reads I leave everything to my good friend tleno,he is the new emeperor now,2 seconds later trolman ressurects*
yeah thanks for everyting Im back

yes he will

 

[AIagremm]

Lol I imagined a funny thing ^^:

Tleno: I need to go an relax in Daraor with my wife and children... but I cannot leave the corporation for three days! WHo knows what my gnome advisors will do?!
Clawren: Why dont you just use that clone you created for the time you will go on a holiday? Its right behind you.
Tleno: I knew that >>
Tleno activated the clone to control the corporation and went on a holiday.

Three days later...

Tleno returns to Tleno's Island and sees evil Tleno face logotype everywhere instead of smiling and showing tongue Tleno logotype, slaves and the TlenoTech signs replaced with TlenoCloneTech.

Tleno: Clawren, this is the last time you make a plan for me and work with cloning.
Clawren: You were the one who is responsible for both!
Tleno: I knew that >>

 

[chr2]

No! He will never be forgotten!

5 mins later
Chr2: Hey, I had to go to the bathroom... Anything happened?
Tleno: Science, science science science. SCIENCE!
Chr2: Ohhh... I think I forgot something...

 

[trolman]

dude it was really short and I made you emperor just because you were already controling my charecters for you C'tun thing,but dont worry you can still be friends form the emprie,just turn living...

 

[chr2]

Srew you trolman! -.-

 

[VeljkoM]

Long live Chrolman.

He'll take what rightfully doesn't belong to him.

 

[trolman]

someone's ungrateful >> but chr2 you havent even tasted my life,all the women,money,power,love of the people... >

 

[Tleno]

talking about Chrolman, who was that guy? I kinda don't remember him... wait what name I just said? I think I forgot about someone and then even forgot I forgot about that!

 

[chr2]

I remembered him! Chrolman!

Another 5 mins later
Chr2: Sorry, had to go to the toilet again...
Alagremm: Death! Eons! Eternal! Balance! Blablablablabla!
Chr2: I think you're right! Wait, now that you say it, I think I forgot something too...

 

[trolman]

What are we even talking about?
Also Ronnie is not Shane Dowson or whatever his name was.

 

[VeljkoM]

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing blade
Unless you want to end up shorter
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, he rides a pitch black steed
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, he's very bad indeed
Emperor: his gloves of finest mole
Emperor: his codpiece made of metal
His horse is blacker than a hole
His pot is blacker than his kettle
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, with many an cunning plan
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, you horrid little man.

Guess which song was this.

 

[Wolfe]

Ronnie is Shane Dawson? So, like, Kael likes him and stuff?

 

[AIagremm]

Crazy! xD

 

[chr2]

Ehh... Emperor Chrolman's song?

Did someone say Ronnie?! It's totally me, and I'm totally hot!

 

[Tleno]

I sence Napoleon...

 

[AIagremm]

This... is Ronnie?

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah that reminds me Kael has one last life and that I gots to kill him >

But no really I hate that shane guy Ronnie is for Ronnie James DIO

 

[chr2]

A statue in New Belene must be build! All heil Emperor Chrolman!

 

[VeljkoM]

I am getting scared now. See ya later.

 

[trolman]

Nope no statue,you werent even a separate character plus even if you did have one it would be immposible for anyone else to gain my throne.

Huh?Ronnie is a slayer afterall...

 

[chr2]

No! You stay here! I order you to do so!

Al, I see the truth! Ronnie isn't Jacob. He's... he's... Edward Cullen!

NOEZ! If I'm not Emperor, noone should be emperor! *Shoots trolman, and myself*

 

[trolman]

someone really did get a taste of true power and got drunk in it...thank god I didnt let you be an emperor lets say forever?You have no idea what its like chr2,I can tell you tough...

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, remember that bonehead statue I made for you? You could make the one with something else even more stupid for chr2!

 

[chr2]

Tleno, you're only making things worse...

 

[trolman]

nah I cant even mention him since he wasnt even a real character emperor :/ I could tease the shit out of him telling him whats it like to be master of the world,would you like to know chr2,what you could have had and your life could have been? >

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, just make a pointless lulzy statue to make laugh of him lie I did!

 

[trolman]

nah that would be the old me,new me is a nice guy to the people he likes and satan to those he doesnet like

 

[chr2]

I hate you trolman -.-

 

[trolman]

why?

 

[Tleno]

because he wanted at least some kind of statue, so I say you should have made all happy by making a silly statue of him.

 

[chr2]

I wanted to be Emperor! *cries*

 

[trolman]

how about I name some town after him?
You could still be...

 

[chr2]

Yes, a town in honor of me would be great *sob* Chrolmania... Chrolmaeron... Cholmar...

 

[Tleno]

Chrolhole will be good for you!

 

[trolman]

Just to make you feel better I'm going to tell you what life you would have had if you were emperor.First I start my day by getting woken up by horny Tiri that wants to have sex.After it we go get a really tasty breakfast,then I go sit in my throne room for the next few hours meeting various intresting people and disscusing the empirial problems with my advisors,then its rakia,then more sitting throne room,then in the evening I take my wife out to the opra but it always gets burend down by bad riflemen and people that steal my seats,then I go back home fuck Tiri and go to sleep.Usually some random villian spawns and I got to kill him too.Meeting my fans is nice too esp the horny girls that cream their pants just by seeing me and having wild orgys with my wife,her sister and a few other women sure is great,so yeah you should be sad you couldnt be me.

 

[chr2]

This is for you, trolman:

 

[AIagremm]

What lies in the shadow of the statue?

 

[chr2]

LISTEN TO THE SONG! Or taste my math wrath!

 

[Tleno]

Wait, all the emperors gain Tiri as a wife? Is she some kind of municipal property or what?

 

[chr2]

That's it Tleno! 2 + 2 = 4!!!!!!!!!!!111111one

 

[chr2]

Okay, I gotta go for some time. Cya guys later.... AND LISTEN TO THE HATE SONG!

 

[Tleno]

Oh my pi!

 

[AIagremm]

Of course! Pi! *Goes to the fridge and takes out the pie*

 

[Tleno]

Erm... picture toasted!

 

[AIagremm]

OUAAAAH!!! I AM LUCIFER, GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD AND I WANT YOUR SOUL!!! Oh... what just happened?

 

[Tleno]

I just made a picture -.-

 

[Tleno]

Strange Trolman still didn't commented my pic...

 

[trolman]

2 seconds and I turned the song off,to alternative to even try and listen,now I'll check that pic

And Tiri is only mine!