The War

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chr2 you wouldnt last a day in my shoe...armor only a few can...

yeah you may never know what happens *suddenly the roof falls apart on trolman,killing him.Trolman's will reads I leave everything to my good friend tleno,he is the new emeperor now,2 seconds later trolman ressurects*
yeah thanks for everyting Im back

yes he will
 
Lol I imagined a funny thing ^^:

Tleno: I need to go an relax in Daraor with my wife and children... but I cannot leave the corporation for three days! WHo knows what my gnome advisors will do?!
Clawren: Why dont you just use that clone you created for the time you will go on a holiday? Its right behind you.
Tleno: I knew that >>
Tleno activated the clone to control the corporation and went on a holiday.

Three days later...

Tleno returns to Tleno's Island and sees evil Tleno face logotype everywhere instead of smiling and showing tongue Tleno logotype, slaves and the TlenoTech signs replaced with TlenoCloneTech.

Tleno: Clawren, this is the last time you make a plan for me and work with cloning.
Clawren: You were the one who is responsible for both!
Tleno: I knew that >>
 
The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing blade
Unless you want to end up shorter
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, he rides a pitch black steed
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, he's very bad indeed
Emperor: his gloves of finest mole
Emperor: his codpiece made of metal
His horse is blacker than a hole
His pot is blacker than his kettle
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, with many an cunning plan
Emperor Chrolman, Emperor Chrolman, you horrid little man.

Guess which song was this.
 
nah I cant even mention him since he wasnt even a real character emperor :/ I could tease the shit out of him telling him whats it like to be master of the world,would you like to know chr2,what you could have had and your life could have been? >:D
 
Just to make you feel better I'm going to tell you what life you would have had if you were emperor.First I start my day by getting woken up by horny Tiri that wants to have sex.After it we go get a really tasty breakfast,then I go sit in my throne room for the next few hours meeting various intresting people and disscusing the empirial problems with my advisors,then its rakia,then more sitting throne room,then in the evening I take my wife out to the opra but it always gets burend down by bad riflemen and people that steal my seats,then I go back home fuck Tiri and go to sleep.Usually some random villian spawns and I got to kill him too.Meeting my fans is nice too esp the horny girls that cream their pants just by seeing me and having wild orgys with my wife,her sister and a few other women sure is great,so yeah you should be sad you couldnt be me.
 
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