The War

[trolman]

were number 1 at posts,picutes and activness but pritty low on members (dont need to be)and discussions (dont need to be,again)

 

[AIagremm]

I just dont underatnd why have 90% of members of the group joined it, they are useless!

 

[trolman]

i know right?like wtf they dont even care but the good point is that the active ones are a more than 10%

 

[AIagremm]

O Rly?

 

[trolman]

ya rly i coulted about 75 useless pieces of not posting cra.....b.So 95x75:100 so thats 71,25 crabs =>28,75 good guys

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, thats a lot.

 

[trolman]

wait they're just 13 i got it wrong

 

[AIagremm]

I knew something was wrong! I knew it!

 

[trolman]

it seems math is evil,anyways i wonder who i should defeat first......

 

[AIagremm]

Storm?

 

[trolman]

Nah he's for an invasion,first i gotta defend myslef from the 5 diffrent forces attacking me.
1birds,2greatest enemy (probably Kael but they havent appeared yet)3LegionKnig 4Gilnneas 5evillizard horde and Slith

 

[AIagremm]

Plus Nature!

 

[trolman]

wolfle said that nature will fk up and then I'll be attacked by Kael,but i know that the woods will heal in time and I will finaly have my vengance upon kael
so its either birds,hippies or Gilneas

 

[AIagremm]

Or Annoying Orange

 

[trolman]

i what to kill him eaven tough i never watched his videos

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well Alagremm I will arrive in your world soon my forces are begining the Retreat! The Legion has arrived!

 

[Tleno]

Goood job demons, one more bad terrain world wil be destroyed! Now you are probably questioning how did I got to PC... thats easy, I'm using school PC!

 

[trolman]

you know he'll ruin draenorsh with his golden terrain skills right?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Nah I won't now. I just need a template thats all. i'll be using my uber skills from Sotdrp.

 

[trolman]

or a simple mele map

 

[Windu]

Shit ... demons are attacking !!! Why is this happening? Did we not defeat those wretched curs??

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray... erm, I mean oh no!

Anyway, it seems that planetary evacuation from Azeroth wil soon begin since it iwll be shattered

 

[Tleno]

Planetary Evacuation? But should the Draenosh interfear with other worlds that betrayed it before?! Should we trust someone who'll might continue the war against us just after the demons will fall? And... will evacuation help us any way? I mean Trolman has enough troops to take care of everything non-Draenosh made...

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... good point. We have interfiered enough with Azeroth, now we must settle things in our peaceful worlds. However we have restored the Triumvirate to its primary state!

Now everybody agrees tha twe are peaceful and wants to join us and stuff.

 

[trolman]

Yes!Leave this world for it is doomed!Also the deamons are totaly not paid trolmanian actors in rubber sutes so run off to draenorsh now every notme player.

 

[Tleno]

Yes and then we will murder then and make their children suck ther blood!!!! Muahahahaahaha!
Cavie: Honey, are you practicing for you "Evil scientist dictator" movie role again? Then turn of your microorbphone, you will scare all the Triumvirate members!
Ooops! Okay guys, I think I have an idea how to take care of demons possibly...

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, me and Tleno have a list(Ommmmmm, lost reference!) of people we want to see on Draenosh and other our worlds.

 

[trolman]

deamons are newbs and in trolmanian ground I'll destroy them once and for all!FOR THE LIGHT!FOR TROLDAERON!FOR EMPEROR AND IMPERIUM!

 

[Windu]

This island idea is kind of likeable ... there are too many enemies for our small and technological forces

 

[Tleno]

Right. Oh, also in a pact it says you can't mass-produce anything that is already made by Tleno-Tech plus you can get on the island only with a sub. Oh, you'll have to call a town you live "WINDUville" and will have to protect yourself from wild animal using sonic walls you will have to buy licence from me to build...

 

[Windu]

Sonic walls ? Like the ones in Half Life 2 ? That's nice ^^

 

[trolman]

overpopylated triumvirate has become.......one day great civil war there'll be........

 

[AIagremm]

Actually accodring to the Truce that we'll make he can only inhabit the Temple and create research facilties(so called "stations") on the Island, they cannot destroy any ancient ruins, they cannot get lower then 10 meters underground... but you can make the sonic fences to guard your stations

 

[Tleno]

No, those maguical pillar things that fry the brains of everyone that passes them, just like on my castle and in LOST. You can youtube them, also you can just use ordinart Cityscape or dalaran pillars coloured a little darker.

 

[Tleno]

Also you can't go to our territories like near to the temple, you can;'t do research there, also its forbiden for you to... errrr... fry eggs on mondays! *Looks at Alagremm*
*Alagremm's face expresion: -.-*

Oh Al you should make a map of The island, only it should look like a map or plan (From up like with underground) with all the landmarks, also the terriotories where newcomers can settle and where we are and they can't go.

 

[Windu]

Wait wait ... I am not Triumvirate :? I am... still fighting demons for now. We shall see what will happen.

 

[AIagremm]

*With weird fast ninja voice* Sonic fence!

Ninja!

This is the sonic fence in Tleno's Island, yes...

Apple!

This is me not able to get through the barrier in Smoke Form, trying to get the Pinokkio behind it.

 

[Tleno]

Oh right, thats the photo from the day we were roleplaying LOST (Based on book Al came up with while sleeping while playing World Of Reality) on my island! I was roleplaying Some Bold Guy!

 

[AIagremm]

No way! I was Mr.Proper, not you!

 

[trolman]

This is.......nah too wierd......

 

[Tleno]

Mr. Proper Mr. Gay
He is sniffing all your hair!

 

[trolman]

i never liked that smiling bold guy with an earring

 

[AIagremm]

I'll try to make a new pic now. Also, I was thinking and so I understood that there were many ages in Triumvirate history:

• Age of Betrayal(I get my territory and watch over Tleno, then Trolman begins a war with me, I summon help from Outland)
• Age of the Sky(Triumvirate as it is, is created and exists as one city)
• Age of Creation(I create Draenosh)
• Age of Twilight(Age when Triumvirate became darker and many have joined Trolman)
  [*]Age of Darkening(The war with Trolman, Old Gods and weakening of Triumvirate)
  [*]Age of Ascension(Modern times, Triumvirate is really good again, everybody wants to join it)

Age of Harmony

 

[trolman]

the lightbule color is the current time?
I guess I'll fight the orcs and scorpions today.

 

[AIagremm]

Age of Ascension is modern time. The light blue colored ages are the Age of Harmony

 

[Tleno]

And white ones?
Oh, and when we will have an age or rape?
Seriously, maybe it should be called other way? Like Age of Culture or Age of of Muses?

 

[trolman]

so you've passed 6 ages in less than 5 years?(dp time,real time about half a year)

 

[AIagremm]

What are you talking about? It is called Age of Harmony and it fits Oo

 

[AIagremm]

Actually in DP time, about 20 years have passed

 

[Tleno]

I say it should be age of Culture or Muses... its not only harmony you know...
20 Years?! And I haven't even got old!!! I haven't even changed my underwear from the HFT times!