The War

[AIagremm]

Thats because you will live for 150 years or even more, maybe 200.

Ok, Age of Culture, though Age of Music is better.

 

[trolman]

20 years!God time passes fast.......wait then why are Jaina and Tiri still young?And shouldnt Admiral Proudmore die from old age?

 

[AIagremm]

Ok then, 9 years.

 

[trolman]

Still to much how about three?And year 0 was ending of Frozen Throne.

 

[Tleno]

Wait.. actually there is no such thing in DP as "Time" technically Azeroth and Draenosh and whatever else are just stuck in today and there never was or will be tommorow or yesterday.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, then explain me hyow could have so many events have happened, plus how can your son be 12 then?

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah forgot about him fine we'll go with your time thing....strange why isnt Tiri getting old then,i know im not because I'm a demigod but her...

 

[Tleno]

She's effected by your divinity and our lack of timeline.

 

[AIagremm]

I actually agree with Tleno, thereis such thing as time her. There are periods of time and even age, but no time...

 

[Tleno]

Yes, probably thats because of my Chronogenerator beeing broken again... or maybe thats because there's no such thing as time and its just a part of World Of Reality lore. You Wortards!

 

[trolman]

Still feels wierd but how can my diviness affect her,by Trolmanian and Trolhodox law she's evil therefore Trol Jesus wont give her diviness

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Everybody knows time doesnt exist, right random mob?
Angry mob: Right!

 

[Tleno]

I told you there's no such thing as time you WoRtards!

 

[trolman]

nah this still feels wierd seeing your kids getting older than you

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, I sent you a new secretary, because your last one got in a mechanical pie accident with smiling Cavie near it. Here she is:

Secretary

 

[Windu]

Woot, did u draw that ?

 

[trolman]

Damn 8O!Triumvirate sure have nice secretarys.......*slaped by Tiri*

 

[AIagremm]

No, Im horrible artist, even though I spent 4 years in art school.

Yes we do. Though I think this may also be Keleesa when she goes on inspection to different governmetnal organizations of Triumvirate

 

[Windu]

That girl is sexy. But who would think of making a Draenei Secretary Art ? O.O

 

[trolman]

after 3 minutes of staring at the pic i noticed she has no eyeballs

 

[AIagremm]

You stared at her for three minutes... ok, I understand why.

Thats actually not right, female draenei just dont have those things in the eyes, you know the rainbow thingy and the dot thingy.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Hopefully Tleno won't get a bitch-slap from Cavie.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Oh, and also, I think someone who draw it originates from HentaiFoundry or DeviantArt.

 

[AIagremm]

Windu, answering your quesion, I dont know, but draenei girls are smexy.

To be honest, when I was once searching for draenei fanart once I found a shitload of draenei porn O.O

 

[trolman]

wut i did nothing! for now
She also doesent have those tenticle things,or a left arm and legs

 

[AIagremm]

Legs arent drawn and the left arm is just behind her back, secretaries always do that.

 

[trolman]

probably supporting her back because it hurts for sOOme reason

 

[dead-man-walking]

Forgot another thing: If on;y I'm alive....
*Drooooooooooollllllllllssssss..........."

 

[trolman]

you should totaly get her into PlayDraenei (dont tell me Triumvirate doesent have one)
Anyways enough Daily Porn time for Daily Peon.

 

[AIagremm]

We only have PlayPeon

 

[dead-man-walking]

No PeonFoundry Website?

 

[trolman]

newbz........

 

[Tleno]

Well there's also PlayPeasant and PlayDraenei and even completely radom ones like PlayPlayer...
Oh, by the way, could you send me an anti-slaping helmet next time, Al?

 

[AIagremm]

Here you go:

 

[dead-man-walking]

Wait. You want to kill Cavie?
Next time, something like a Golem Helmet should help.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, why do I need a laser?! You could give me one of those Fallout power armor thingies or at least another secretary, only this time invisible!

 

[trolman]

or a silly stupid helmet that doesent protect shit *gets punched by Tiri (she was wearing a metal glove like we knights do)*
-trolman spits out a tooth and looks angry at Tiri
-Tiri does this expression <
-Trolman's tooth regenerates

 

[AIagremm]

But Cavie will be really scared of you in this mask and the lasers arent dangeroues, they are like flashlights.

Oh well. Trolman, need a secretary?

Secretary

 

[trolman]

Gee i dont know she's got one arm,one horn,one nosehole and no legs......
So when can she start?
*Tiri casts a fireball and kills the secretary*
:/

 

[Tleno]

Wait she has tentacles and hair? I told you my hair potion works on all races!
Oh, also she has a haircut like my ex-girlfriend had. Yes, the liar one.
And another question is: what the hell how did you googled this? Have you been searching for "Hot Draenei chicks" or something?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, know the weird eredar death animation? It workes the same way with all of Triumvirate warriors and civilians. They teleport home in Karabor when they are dying.

 

[dead-man-walking]

It's not a horn. -_-
It's her ear. The other one is covered by her hair.

 

[AIagremm]

I dont now, I found it on some weird site some time ago, today I found this in my folders and posted here.

Nice haircut

 

[AIagremm]

Actually that is a horn and they other horn is covered with hair

 

[trolman]

so draenei have 4 ears ?|

 

[AIagremm]

No, draenei females have two horns

 

[Tleno]

"Weird website" Is that what I'm thinking about?!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Ah damn.
Two EARS.
Two HORNS.
Her EARS are completely covered by her Hair.
Her HORN just stick out of it.
._. -_-

 

[Windu]

Soooo I am really enthusiastic about making more pictures of the siege. I like it

Hope I'm not spamming the RP...

 

[trolman]

yeah ftw.......
altough sometimes you find the wierdest things when you're searching for something not related at all