The War

[trolman]

well you whanted a pic and you got a pic

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey that's what Deathwing said to Leviathan one time. And Sargeras said that, and Azshara...

 

[StormWarriors2]

I should make a picture soon but i'm too busy i'll do it tommrrow XD.

 

[VeljkoM]

Empire burns so once again it is Sea Legion to the rescue.

 

[trolman]

Nah i can kill them today before i invade draenorsh.

 

[VeljkoM]

Are you sure you don't want couple of hydras? They are like AAT with 3 barrel rapid fire.

 

[trolman]

Yeah i can use them.....

 

[AIagremm]

There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going,
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing,
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing,
Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing!!!

 

[trolman]

well its better than bump

 

[Tleno]

Great, Wolfe ruined all we planed with AL... Alagremm, we should ban him from Draenosh and do other random things we do with storyline ruiners...

 

[trolman]

Dont worry as soon as my forces conqure Karabor,pillage the town,rape all women.Im attacking your island......wait i need boats for that.....guess your island will stand a little more.

 

[Tleno]

Don't worry, I'm already making a terrain about the operation X! It will be an operation that will separate... wait what building it is where that portal is located?!

 

[trolman]

Um the one near your island?

 

[AIagremm]

There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going,
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing,
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing,
Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing!!!

 

[Wolfe]

Storyline ruiners?! Well, hmph! *dramatic exit*

And Alagremm, enough with the Willy Wonka quotes...

 

[AIagremm]

Oh come on dude, your plans are intriguing, but this wasnt fitting, since the world was waiting for the Old God portal to open.

 

[Tleno]

YES! You are gonna use the divine voice of your daughter to hypnotize the portal creators to seal it! I love the idea! Its peaceful and non-violent!

 

[AIagremm]

What are you talking about? She doesnt have any of such powers, she's just a child!

 

[Tleno]

Can't we use an age-ray or something on her? -.-
Wait, who's Willy Wonka?

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Why'd you ask?

 

[Wolfe]

Willy Wonka is a classical character from Roald Dahl's novel, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

And scrap the portal... there goes an hour of terraining I'll never get back. <.<

 

[AIagremm]

Wolfe is correct. There was also a musical film based on the novel, where those lyrics were taken from by a group which made them dark and mysterious with cool music.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, I've seen the old film about that... I knew it has something related to it... its that factory owner guy, right?
Oh, and how are those ugly orange things with green hair called?

 

[AIagremm]

Umpa-lumpas if I recall.

But the changed version is just too cool!

 

[Wolfe]

Oompa Loompa's. =D

 

[Tleno]

Changed version? You mean The New Version? Didn't seen it.
Anyway, I have a plan how to revenge on Trolman... I'm use my terrible Terror Cannon™ that will turn Trolmanian people into Umpa-Lumpas!

 

[AIagremm]

The Darkening Wars have begun! Both worlds shall tremble for the darkness returns once again and your strugle and wish for revenge only make us closer to the end! The agents of evil have done their job and the darkness will be unleashed!

 

[trolman]

Noncence the darkness-Triumvirate shall be destroyed!

 

[Wolfe]

I wouldn't be so sure... emperor...

 

[AIagremm]

Ok guys, Im going on my English lessons, gonna be back in two hours so dont do much stuff ok?

 

[trolman]

ok im just gonna conqure Karabor

 

[Tleno]

Okay... I'll prepare the Tactical Arcane Bomb to destroy the Portal by then...
No you're not Trolman, there are rules of politeness you know...

 

[trolman]

do you really whant to?Even with the tacital nuke you'll pwn the city,it appears that its less than 30m from the town.
Fine I wont conqure it but Im attacking.

 

[Tleno]

Doh its a TACTICAL NUKE. You know, small radius.

 

[trolman]

less that 20meters?And even if you destroy the portal reinforcments will come forom the undergound tommorow,and you'll just waste your olnly nuke....

 

[Tleno]

What do you mean? I have a whole armory of Tactical Nukes.
And Trolman, I have like three normal bombs and one uber one.

 

[trolman]

Kinda overpowered.....Uber one?Have fun destroying your own world lol,I'll be glad to use them once i conqure your island.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah right... like you'd knew how to use them...

 

[trolman]

But the captured TlenoTech workers will tell me how to do use them after a little torture.
Pic Posted.

 

[Tleno]

Not really. we have suicide pills you know. Plus TlenoTech bigger bases can be accessed only by air, other are evacuated...

 

[trolman]

i has dragunz and dwarbes and elves flying things...but im sure i can buy some zeppelins form Led Zepplin Windu...

 

[Tleno]

you'll need some time to bring even few of zepeling to my world!
Oh, pic ready.

 

[trolman]

This portal is indeed to short so I'll need to bust the roof so they can pass oh and I sent an ambassidor to Windu's place....nah i can build some ships in draenorsh....

 

[Tleno]

You can't... you don't have any people who are qualified for that... and we already took care and evacuated all the worker who can do that... we also took care of golems not to be taken away.

 

[Tleno]

Its a trap! Muahahaha!

 

[trolman]

?!?!?!?!?!!?11/12/1//?!/?!?/one111?!/2421!?1//124!!!!!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, gonna make a pic now.

 

[trolman]

fine fine

 

[AIagremm]

No, I meant myself. You can rest

 

[trolman]

rest?Why?Curremtly Im pillaging your capital...