The War

[VeljkoM]

Uh dragons...and flying machines are gnome corp.

 

[trolman]

Yes dragons,if orcs can thame them,why cant humans?Plus orcs werent even 30 years in azeroth,humans were much much more......

 

[AIagremm]

Bump

 

[trolman]

bump....

 

[AIagremm]

So it seems that dark times have come to our world...

 

[trolman]

And good times to mine...

 

[AIagremm]

I meant the whole DP universe.
Imagine if I wont be able to stop the Old God.
If he opens the rift and frees all the other Old Gods? Your heir and empress will be lost forever...

 

[trolman]

Nah just for draenorsh,things in azeorth are sweat.....
That would be soo kuel....
Nah the rift is well hidden and your island is hidden two right?
I use the Sacred Heart to block the enegrys out of the Old gods,thats why i dont have any problems with them here.

 

[AIagremm]

Nothing can withstand the power of all five Old Gods!

 

[trolman]

apperently sacred heart can block the 4 ones on azeroth so i dont have a problem.....

 

[Tleno]

*With doctor Nick's accent* Hai everybody, its me, mr. Tleno!
Seriously, what did I missed?

 

[AIagremm]

Not much. Except that it seems that a web of defile and darkness is around three worlds...

 

[trolman]

well lets see:abit of spam,the fact that Legion King Doom could try to esemble the 3 orbs and pwn everything,and the fact that there could be peace between empire and triumvirate

 

[Tleno]

Booooring!
Whats on other chanells?

 

[trolman]

other chanells are out,dp olnly.......

 

[Tleno]

Damnit.
And what's on Daily Peasant? Oh right, "Trolman is gay"...
Also I'm curious what do they have on "Daily Knight".

 

[AIagremm]

Weekly Exarch rules

 

[trolman]

Interview with the winer of the Jouster tournament,news about the upcoming arena,the newest and fstest horses,new armor,and ofucourse list of chicks traped by monsters so you gotta kill the monster to get the chick.

 

[AIagremm]

Lame... Im gonna go read Dailynomicon

 

[Tleno]

Shouldn't you have returned it to me like week ago, Al?
Cavie: It's right near you, Alagremm bought his own Dailynomicon!
Oh...

By the way I'm curious what do they show on DNN (Draenoshian News Network) and 1D (1st Draenoshian channel)... "News" and... cool, its "Nasha Draenasha"! Hahaha! they are making a sex jokes about me! And Alagremm! That's so funny! ^^

 

[AIagremm]

What, again? How lucky Trolman is, living in a feodalic society, where he can ban anything. Yet, the jokes about Trolman are just hilarious!
Also, do you watch the Moderate Difference?

 

[trolman]

and thats why they're soo banned

 

[Tleno]

Yes! The parody on "Who wants to become a Gremmionaire?!" with Trolman is priceless!

 

[AIagremm]

The Queen's prophesies scare me. And confuse.
Ancient prophecies about a world that wasnt even created back then?

Also, it is all weird.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh the one where he makes the advertise... hey, wait a sec, wasnt it you in that parody?

 

[Tleno]

No no... I was in that parody with you where they made a puppets of us dancing and singing about our politics... they've made for new new year I think.

 

[trolman]

bah prophecys...i didnt listen to Mediv and look how fine im doing?Jaina did and now she's living in my castle olnly because of her sister,other than that she's got nothing!And i've got the world......

 

[AIagremm]

Aha!

 

[trolman]

Aha! wut?

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, wut?!

 

[AIagremm]

He just admitted that he is the ruler of Azeroth!

 

[trolman]

I will be as soon as the prophecy is forfilled.

 

[Tleno]

So what? Oh right, death to the ruler of Azeroth... hey, maybe we should kill him or something? By the way, where's Clawren?

 

[AIagremm]

Right, we forgot about the fleet! What should we do with it?

 

[trolman]

Ok go n kill someone else cuz azeroth aint mine yet,im just the most active person from there.And maybe you should use the fleet to help your selfs?

 

[AIagremm]

How can we? Unless someone iwll use my fleet to get on the Island.

 

[trolman]

well get them on the island then

 

[AIagremm]

They dont know where it is. However, fleet should do something.

 

[trolman]

stay in iron forge?

 

[AIagremm]

No, something good. Make an independant Triomvirate state in Azeroth or help someone.

 

[trolman]

theres a better chance for them to survive if they search for SLA

 

[Tleno]

Well they could dress up in caves and protect the poor & do liberty and other super stuff.
Also they could... wait, they could try to infiltrate the Windu initiative and get all the info they need to return TO THE ISLAND! Clawren can call himself Le Fleur.

 

[trolman]

Hmm rag-tag triumvirate soldiers breaking my feudal laws and sabotaging my southern ally,me not leky....

 

[AIagremm]

Good idea. We will find the data and return to the Island!

 

[trolman]

so what are you gonna send the shortest troops painted in green?

 

[Tleno]

Actually yes. Or at least find that thing from WoW that allows you to turn into a character of opposing race, allowing to travel around enemy cities.
There are actually few gnomes that look just like not green goblins, so we can paint them. They can also trap a clawren in a cage, saying its a specimen that should be tested.

 

[AIagremm]

So, should we send Clawren?

 

[Tleno]

Yes. He's the best of the spies.

 

[AIagremm]

So du it!

 

[Tleno]

Sure. But you bring the gnomes coloured in green.