The War

[AIagremm]

Tlenos' a peasant you dumbass.

 

[Tleno]

What? I just said we could... but that would be hard to catch all his family, then prepare the mutagen, then inject it, then not let those people run away and grab antidote afterward infecting us with mutagen...

 

[trolman]

Theres still time for the born in a village!He could be saved!Nah just joking no wai,Jesus Trol doesent approve spalliance

 

[Tleno]

okay, so seriously we really need Trolman to excercise... but without mutagens...

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, my plans go far beyond your understand or understanding of your god, because I myself am close to being one, I just dont harness all the powers that I could.

But as I said, my plans go far...

 

[trolman]

Neva!Remember my word,one day,Azeroth shall be mine.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. Tleno, get the sports equiptment, we will exercise the demons!

 

[Tleno]

I won't go to demons! Remember we send Dulin to them?
And Sneshana to hippies...
And Tadzikian wokers Ravshan and Dzamshud to Trolmania to repair the castle Belene's windows...

 

[AIagremm]

Ravshan and Dzumshut were sent to Belene? Great choice! ^^

But who's their "nasalnika"?

 

[trolman]

????????????? This doesent sound good....

 

[Tleno]

Yes trolman, those are the worst constuction workers ever...
Their Nachalnika is... Slavik and Dimon.

 

[AIagremm]

Where are they? trying to get to the whore pits?

 

[trolman]

I reassigned them to Stormwind so they can ruin Elfman's castle > > >

 

[Tleno]

Yes.
at the same time that honest cop guy is stoping everyone who wants to buy beer or go to whore pits under 18 years and he won't take any bribes...
At the same time, Beard and Siphon are eating Trolman royal knight's garbage.

 

[AIagremm]

You mena they are on the luxurious island around Trolman's castle's dump?

 

[Tleno]

Yes.
And that Kaukasian news guy is a news guy of Daily Kaukasian news in Trolmania.

 

[trolman]

Yeah I sent them to Stormwind too and for the future send all the wierd russian show charecters i've never heard off there.

 

[trolman]

wut no posts?As i said evil trolman isnt returning

 

[Tleno]

Then why you send those to Elfman if you're good?

 

[AIagremm]

Evil Trolman was much better. Plus youre still evil, you just became more tolerant.

 

[Tleno]

And more inteligent... hehehe... don't you understand, Trolman, that by making reforms and becoming tolerant you weakened your influence, now people might revolt against you, or some of your people can murder you... plus now when your people are not so cowardish its easier for us to influence them!

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Plus I have two plans right now!
One is the Temple and the second one... well it is an updated old second plan, but it is much, much better >

 

[trolman]

So what?That doesent really maen everything,my people are still a buncha idiots 90% of witch cant read plus now with the more races i command,my army is bigger and i still rule with an Iron Hand.

 

[Tleno]

NUKESSSSS!
Okay, gotta go boxing, see you soon!

 

[trolman]

Nukes?Well goodbye Rockie...

 

[AIagremm]

Noooooes!


Hm... la-la-la-la-la...
Right... so, how're your children Trolman?

 

[trolman]

Fine,fine nothing really new....

 

[AIagremm]

Arent you going to do anything with them?

 

[JokeMaster]

Have you heard that the president of poland is dead?

 

[AIagremm]

He is?!

 

[trolman]

Like what?
He is?Well that sucks...

 

[AIagremm]

I dont know, let them control their own forces and how their skills, send them to fight evil, send them to go round the world looking for my spies or something, you know the usual!

 

[JokeMaster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8612825.stm

 

[trolman]

Hmm no wai thats a part of your evil plan!Im not gonna send them anywere.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats dumb Trolman you know that. Why do you need them for anyway? And what can I do to them, Im in another world for pity sake!

JokeMaster, thats really sad. Especially ythat it fell in Russia, it may begin a wave of hostility between Russia and Poland. How's the situation in Poland?

 

[JokeMaster]

Bad, no npot bad it's horrible, we lost several leader, air general, vice navy general, laeder of the NBP (national polish bank) several catholic bishops and a lot of others , together 132 persons are dead(probably 3 have survived, but we don't know their identity).The crash was the result of the fog, or the hand of God. No one knows for sure.

 

[trolman]

I know your secret plan about wanting to put him on the island,you've said that a bunch of times in the DP allready.

Well i hope there's no war....

 

[JokeMaster]

How i said it's probably jus a bad accident of Gods finger.And Poland is too week to declarate a war, Russia is the most powerfull country on the world(america can suck their balls).

 

[Tleno]

And what about China? It can make people suck balls too with such poulation and economy!
Well I've seen it too, they also said that it was recomended for pilots to go to Minsk or Moscow but they refused... hope this won't happen with any other president ever again. Oh, Trolman, could you fly to the foggy swamps on this zepelin, I've got something to show you!

 

[JokeMaster]

The latest news say that they had problems with the engines , they couldn't land somewhere else, it was too late.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, then it is God's fault....
Trolman, could you go to Foggy Swamps on this zepelin with probably broken engines?

 

[trolman]

Hmmm nah I think I'll pass mr.Balbola...

 

[Tleno]

Looks like most of y terrain is done... well at least 60-70%

 

[AIagremm]

Great.

 

[VeljkoM]

Great...I have no idea what is here happening. Oh and to answer your question Al, Sea Legion is friends with Trolman and Triumvirate. He owes both Sea legion and Taurens for helping him get his land and I am still waiting. All I got was one dot.

 

[trolman]

Well what do you whant?
Oh and evil trolls say i gotta turn off the pc

 

[VeljkoM]

Well we shall see later.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I've seen a latter already. Not interesting.

 

[VeljkoM]

It is. It says:"Make Trolman attack Dreanosh so both factions would get weak and then..." Oh wait wrong letter this is Cthulus...

 

[Tleno]

Parent trolls again, gotta go! Bye!