The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

I got it first!

 

[trolman]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hahaha, I so happy I beat Trolman to 7000th post!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yeah I'm waiting for magic to happen!

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, I too dont have exams now. I'll only have them in the beginning of June.

 

[trolman]

Well im kinda angry for losing now.......
Wut magic>
Finaly someone who doesent!But mines are from may to begining of June,afterthat its the boring waiting for the school to end and frying inside the classroom.This year im finnaly in the upper classes so school ends on 30th of June.........

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It not really magic, but I'm waiting for someone to post! Oh This year is my last year of compulsery learning!

 

[trolman]

post what?compulsery learning?Whats that?(somehow the dictionary on mah pc got delated and now i dont know every single word and have alot of typos)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

basically, After this year of school I don't ever have to go to school again! (we are forced(the word forced is used loosly!) to until this point)

 

[trolman]

ah thats kinda cool but no its not......
and what were you waiting to post?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I am going back to school but for more learning! (what most people do)

I waiting for a post to be posted before I post!

 

[trolman]

oh i tough the magic thing was about the pic.....so when will the pic be?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I don't know!

 

[trolman]

oh
Well I'd make a pic but i dont have any good ideas.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, how about a festival? like the Holy Trolman day in Trolderon?

 

[trolman]

Nah there isnt anything to be selebrating :\ but i could make it if i had an occasion.....
Also look at my cool new avatar!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Lol WTF Oh it could randomly be the anervesary of when you nd Tiri first got together!

 

[trolman]

Hey you're right!Lets see its 22:26 but screw it I'll make the pic!Wait......she'll whant something romantic......nah idea phails for now.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

damn, well it could randomly be Garothos's birthday so everyone has to remember him!

 

[trolman]

Good enough,It will be Garithosday,which is a holiday in Trolmania but i might not finish it today becaus im tierd....but I'll try.(i can do it real fast but I dont whant it suck)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

finish tomorrow then!

 

[trolman]

Yeah you're right I'll do olnly the basics now.BTW there's going to be a knight tournament.

 

[VeljkoM]

Knight tournament? Can Murk sign up?

 

[trolman]

I dont know,its for humans who own horses,the prise is a bunch of gold,a job as a royal knight and a month of free acces to the whore pits.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well if there is any sort of fight he would like to be included. He is sensitive when Murg last time took his place in tournament.

 

[trolman]

Nah the fight is about charging down a field on a horse and use a sword or lance to knock out your opponent,who's also on a horse.Plus in Trolmania olnly humans are knighted,but hey he could fight on the Arena sometime.....

 

[VeljkoM]

Better then nothing. He promised Murg to show him how to fight (Murg lost against Naga Death Knight in first round).

 

[trolman]

The arena fights will be after the knight tournament,maybe tomorow.Also was Murg the Tauren or Murloc?And im going to sleep.

 

[VeljkoM]

Murg is murloc Tide Hunter (the one with scary smile). Tauren is Veljko.

 

[Azsure]

It seems the only one who talks about something related to the War here is VeljikoM... (and Tleno too, a little)

 

[VeljkoM]

Tleno is talking mostly propaganda which as much as I hate it is important part of war.

 

[trolman]

Wait than who's Murc?

 

[VeljkoM]

Murk is Mur'gul (the one who is always on pics) and Murg is that custom Hero murloc with smile.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh my god that smile of his is creapy. Does he have it to scare his enemies?

 

[Tleno]

He's smile looks just like Joker's from batman movie... same psycho...
*Waits for Al's reaction*

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, I had the same association!
*Notices that Tleno looks ta him*
What? Oh, right! Erm, have you ever told me how you got those scars?

 

[Tleno]

Its Ketchup.
*Angry peasant runs into Tleno's lab*
P: you killed my son and you're all covered in his blood!
Its Ketchup again!

Anyway, maybe I should try to invent mayorella flavour ketchup?

 

[AIagremm]

Knock yourself out. How's the Tleno Expeditionary Force?

 

[Tleno]

Still too lazy to be terrained.. ugh... I mean too lazy... ugh I mean it takes time to make a city in underground you know... oh, so when Ronie is gonna... you know... just don't take that ugly one. he reminds me of Trolman too much...

 

[AIagremm]

No idea. But the Island isnt done with him yet... actually it hasnt even began to do anything wit him, but I just like that phrase from season 6.

 

[Tleno]

Right...
So what we should do now then? What shoul I do then? You're the boss in Draenosh... so are there any more task except colonising underground caves and building a giant city and some kinda like wastelandish place in it? Maybe I should make a giant anti-air and ship cannon on the island or something?

 

[AIagremm]

I think you need to use our flying island technolgy, combine it with finest of your tech and create a perfect mobile stronghold.

 

[Tleno]

What? Mobile fortress is a good idea, but I just wanted to make a flat obect that more looks like a strange round shaped stone and metal square than a cannon. You know, something really flat and tough that works like those ion cannon superweapons from old C&C games. Its damages only non-organic stuff, which is fun because it makes sure people will survive it.

 

[AIagremm]

Intriguing. But what about a sonic weapon that will make people unabkle to attack, ending the battle without blood. We will call it... Music Meister Flying Fortress!

 

[Tleno]

Right...
*Calls Kelesa to give Alagremm more brain medicine*
Actually my cannon is going to use the magnetic field of the island to create a beam of electromagnetic energy, so its technically device jamming, people unconcousciousifiying... ummm, stuning and other stuff doing machine too.

 

[AIagremm]

So its the machine for code "Looking Glass"?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Tleno my high elves prefer your company to the goblins' one!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, I also noticed that.
It is kinda strange though that they know about TlenoTech, but dont know that its Triumvirate-aligned.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah... so anyway, I'm curious would you like to live in Draenosh where its safe... it would be great!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well at the moment, I need to find out about the High Elves!