The War

[VeljkoM]

So who is up for trol-creation?

 

[trolman]

what?

 

[AIagremm]

For what?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

trol-creation? If that involves in making lots of tiny trolmans then no thank you! One is enough!

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh not that kind of creation. Just name things that start with trol. Like Tleno used to do. Well you Al suggested to bring back old Trolman.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, you mean trolcreation! Trol to meet you! ^^

 

[trolman]

Yeah i'll go have dinner......I wonder whats for dinner?......

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Tiri has made your favorite! Blood Elf stew!

 

[AIagremm]

You mean Blood Elf Trolstew? ^^

 

[VeljkoM]

I thought that Trolmanians are not cannibals.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats because you havent been to TrolDonalds.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh sorry Al! But Trolmanians don't consider Blood elves as people! Also they can only be cannibals by eating them if you are a Blood Elf! And if you are a Blood Elf you get Trolcuted!(executed!)

 

[VeljkoM]

I guess I don't know Much About Holy RoTrolman Empire as I thought.

 

[trolman]

Hey Bloodelven is a very expencive and good type of food for classy people who can afford it and cannibals,oh crap from now on i cant be a cannibal because of Jesus Trol,guess I'll finish by last blood elf leg...oh and an evil troll whants to use the pc and wihle it does that I'll go watch a show.When the show ends i'll kick the troll out of here and come to the hive.The show ends in 9:00.

 

[VeljkoM]

How many Trolmans are there? And if you think the Bloodelven stake is something you should try "Sea Special".

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Just had some TrolDonalds! They were all out of Blood Elf! So I had a Big Trol instead!

 

[VeljkoM]

How do you eat them? You make web bag and put your food in it, then fill it with your acid and then drink it?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well sorta, here is the slightly more detailed version! =p

Nerubians don’t chew their food. When they get to the victim in their web, they bite it and inject venom. The venom either paralyzes or kills the victim. Then the venom turns the victim’s insides into liquid. While the venom is working, the Nerubian wraps the victim in silk. It may drink the liquid then, or tie the little silk bundle to it's web so it can snack later.

 

[AIagremm]

I am not going to have dinner with you

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Don't worry it is just a rumour =p We only do that to make our enemies scared! We infact eat just like the rest of you Humanoids!

 

[AIagremm]

You mean you use your front legs to bring the food close to the mputh, then us the fangs to cut and eat it?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yes! Apart from we just swallow! No need to chew! our throat is big enough for that! Apart from if we are eating something really big! Then we use our fangs to cut it up! =)

 

[VeljkoM]

Arachnids are special.

 

[StormWarriors2]

So what cities have fallen so far?
oh yeah I should probaly post a pic about what is happening to my clan.

 

[VeljkoM]

Silvermoon, Nerubian city, Theramore and Ogrimar?

And it would be about time to see your clan. It is hard to know much with only posts because they seem to get buried in spam.

 

[trolman]

Nah just silvermoon the rest are beeing rebuilt,anyways while i was watching the show i got called by friends to go out......so anyways we whent to teh kindergarden,yes the olnly dark,not so populated dry place (it rained earlyer)So we staid...drank some beer but suddenly there was another group like 20m away form us that were there,me and a friend looked and the 2 other friends who whent to the shop called us,from the kinder garden we whent to the school (really small fence with broken spots in true wich you can pass) and then exited the school.(big fence but easy to climb and supported.So we raned on the street into a friends house were we drank and I got beated on cards....

 

[VeljkoM]

No SLA city in Northrend has been conquered by Legion King (watch cin). For Thermore and Ogrimar you only posted destroyed pics but I guess they returned.

 

[trolman]

Hmm you mean icecrown.
And Theramore is pwnd but whont be rebuild because Jaina whants to stay with her sister in belene and there arent really enough survivors to rebuild the city,altough the shatered horde could rebuild Ogrimar.

 

[VeljkoM]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/group.php?do=picture&groupid=363&pictureid=26963 This doesn't look like Icecrown. Icecrown is actually region with capital of Icecrown Citadel and Legion King had that long ago.

 

[trolman]

Oh i was thinking of Azjol Nerub but for some reason I said icecrown......anyways I give you the city of Silvermoon and we're eaven ok?

 

[VeljkoM]

Yep you are even with Sea legion. Tauren on the other hand don't want any region or something like that. They'll just accept you as friend.

 

[trolman]

Huh well ok,will you be ok finishing off the city while the tierd a little drunken emperor goes to sleep?(yes the wretched had a pandarean brewmaster who casted Drunk Haze on me)

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea and few bears you had have nothing to with it.

Don't worry Silvermoon will remember Trolman always. I'll put statues you like so much.

 

[trolman]

The trolmanian empire is all around the city of Silvermoon,you'll just have to repopulate it,oh and if you somehow ruin it like SLA did it returns under my rule,will you make a pic?Oh and the source of the courruption is the prototype of the well powered by the old gods that never got destroyed.Dont worry I;kk rebuild SunWell tomorow so accidents like this probably wont happen annymore.
Good night.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

That is what you have been told Trolman! The real cause is something else (and I think I should have the decision to what caused it!)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Also, If it was a corrupted prototype which You installed, How did I ruin Silvermoon?

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey I need routs to the city from seas so not just the city (But definitely not whole Quel'thalas). For sun well I have no need anymore. I have many plans.

And Sla that's to long story.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

True, well fine. Lets stick with Trolman's theory until I can be bothered to make many a pictures showing what happened!

 

[VeljkoM]

Perhaps some new Troll leader will find missing pages of the diary?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Maybe, One day!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Or Maybe the world will end because the legion will return. -.-.
Sucks to be you guys!
But it sucks to be me because i'm Stuck on Quajiar a Planet at war.
And the only portal that linked to it was destoried, And i personnally hold the stone that can take us back, but I don't want to go back..... Because Azeroth is cool and everything but its kinda chaotic right now. At least here everything is Logical. And we don't have a god like Emperor fighting agianst everyone whenever he feels like it. :O Oh crap..... The Talin Empire is Basically the Trolman Empire but evil. Shit i just made a empire worse than Trolman's Politics!

 

[AIagremm]

"The dance for fire and wind!
And the stories about old kings!
Are pleasing our brave lords,
down in the village of dwarves!"

 

[trolman]

I ordered for thye prototype to be destroyed but they moved it for some reason.......your elves found it and started using it....this is definetly not an accident,the people i sent to destroy the prototype said they did it,then a few months after that they left the Trolmanian army and whent to live in Silvermoon...
Legion is defeated once again StormWarriors and whats the chance they dont find your ununited world?

 

[AIagremm]

So... Trolman, I reall want to know, what have you created your kids for?

 

[AIagremm]

Answer me!!!

 

[Tleno]

I'm surprised how much werd crap happened while I was not near my PC...
Alagremm, I think I have a solution how to get rid of that Namalort... if thats actually him...

 

[trolman]

What kind of stupid question is that?!?
Yes even i am.....like wtf...

 

[Tleno]

Ok no, Database is gonna be back-uped after aprox 10 minutes!

 

[trolman]

bump......

 

[Tleno]

dump...