The War

[VeljkoM]

Not really. They are just annoying (Taurens do hate them).

 

[trolman]

but still they are evil....

 

[Tleno]

They are not, they are just lost souls that searched for truth but found only nature.

 

[trolman]

the hippies?Still evil......

 

[Tleno]

You are so... nevermind... -.-

 

[trolman]

*kinda offended*

 

[AIagremm]

So Trolman how are your kids?

 

[trolman]

Growing,Ronnie started going to school so he can learn how to write,read,count,+,-,*,/.Olnly basic stuff.And Namalort killed his first blood elf today.

 

[Tleno]

"Kidneys? Oh they are sick from too much babes and alcohol..."-Trolman.
Man we need to start spreading Trolman jokes all around Azeroth to make people laugh of him... by the way, who's teaching Ronnie now?

 

[trolman]

Its not my fault the ladies are hot for me because Im a god and the men worship me by bring me drinks......
I dont know some teacher in Belene i can have dead if ronnie whants to.

 

[Tleno]

"Some teacher"? Let me guess, its Snezhana Denisovna.

 

[AIagremm]

Snezhana Denisovna?! xD

What will she do? Tell Trolman that she can show Tiri a picture Ronnie drew about Trolman going in a whorehouse?

 

[trolman]

The hell should I know!?!? No teacher survived longer than a week.
Edit:
Hey as i said many times Im olnly love Tiri.I go to the whorepits to get the money.But I usually send someone over to get them for me.

 

[Tleno]

No, she'll probably say Ronnie not to wear the magical gold armor when other kids wear only wooden one because its not nice, then she'll say to give that armor to her and then will give it to her son... or maybe she'll just make Ronnie draw a plan of how to get to the Belene treasury in arts and crafts class... hehehe...

 

[AIagremm]

Have you seen the one when she was stealing stuff from backpacks and then when a boy saw her she took out a piece of chalk and said that its cocain?

 

[Tleno]

Nope... which episode was that? Sounds epic...

 

[AIagremm]

Dont remember. But it was awesome!

Have you seen one about the birds flying to south and needing tickets for the plane?

 

[Tleno]

Yes. Actually after that there was a part that some birds stay home when its cold so she got some money from children to buy a house for the birds.

 

[trolman]

She sounds like prisoner that escpaed from the Trolmanian jail 20 years ago,killed many people but was never caught.She is now.
And she'll be executed.*slice*Its done she's dead.

 

[AIagremm]

You cant kill her. She'll tell Jesus that he done something bad, ask his father to do somethingwith you and revive her and voila - Snezhana Denisovna is Empress of Trolmanian Empire.

 

[trolman]

Eew but she sounds ugly.......guess its the dungeons then.

 

[Tleno]

You can google her if you want. You can also search her in Nasha Rusha show. Its fun. It has jokes about rich junkies, honest policeman, gay guy annoys his chef and other fun stuff.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah? She will tell the guards that she is their old teacher and that she has different forbidden things and pictures they grew, that she can show to their wives and stuff. SO she will get out easily.

You cannot defeat her, she is absolute corruption! In the meaning about money and stuff.

 

[trolman]

Bleh...........no wai!How about I send her to Draenorsh eh?

 

[AIagremm]

No you cant! ^^
You closed the portal! xD

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh...at least your other son will be better.

 

[Tleno]

So thats what Michali... Trolman!

 

[AIagremm]

But who's Dulin?!

 

[trolman]

I'll just use the rift to create a really small portal to draenorsh,kick her in and close it faster than you can say lol.

 

[AIagremm]

No you cant. The seal works in both ways.

 

[trolman]

Well that sucks...Can i send her to the Old gods then?

 

[AIagremm]

Sure, but I think she has something to blackmail even them!

 

[trolman]

What?

 

[VeljkoM]

Send her to only place left....Hippie land.

 

[trolman]

Sounds like the best option...

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh and is the second son still at my place or what?

 

[trolman]

yeah K
*wierd russian teacher sent to hippie land*
Now i gotta find a new teacher for Ronnie.

 

[trolman]

Nah he learned all the stuff from you.And he came to kalimdor to see his dead father.

 

[AIagremm]

Send him to... Wrynn? He's just like you!

 

[trolman]

Wrynn?The king of Stormwind?No thanks i dont whant my son to learn how to be a loser.

 

[Tleno]

Poor hippies... Oh, Dulin is a gay. we should send him to demons, most of them are male...

 

[AIagremm]

Poor demons. "I that, Sargeras, love you!"

 

[VeljkoM]

Speaking of demons that model you use Al has strange portrait. I hope you don't mind me using Archimonds face instead. You two look similar.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay. Why_

 

[Azsure]

Hi and bye, sry I'm too offline because of exams so let's see how many post arrive until then...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well the models portrait doesn't appear. Kinda strange not to see who (or which body part) is talking.

 

[trolman]

But vacation is made for not studdying!

 

[Tleno]

Bye Aszure! Good luck!

Okay, the pic is ready, gonna upload now.

 

[trolman]

Pic wut pic?