The War

[AIagremm]

Actually there already is the Temple and no Triumvirate must be there. I have a plan called "Room 23". We will make people forget about Triumvirate and Draenosh. In time only few will remember or know about our world. With the Temple we will send people that will inflitrate all the powerful forces and make them chose desicion, that were never really theirs. Of course we will do it, so that there would be peace in Azeroth... while we need it. We will become the puppetmasters of Azeroth!

Ok, now that I ended crazy villaintalk, lets just make it WINDU Intiative, ok?

 

[Tleno]

Nevermind, lets just kill anyone who'll try to get into our territory, fine?

 

[AIagremm]

No, they all come for a reason. We need SLA to make the communicator and find the Temple then we will conduct the plan "Room 23"
But now we have Windu and VeljkoM to worry about too.

 

[Tleno]

Awww... Alagremm, this plan is booringly confusing and long, if you'll need me in something I'll help you, but now I'm gonna go and try to recreate the connection between words by myself...

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, dont do it. Better go and colonize Gyrotopia.

Plus right now I need you to find a way we could create visions in Azeroth.

 

[Tleno]

Thats easy. Haosimetrical generator ccan do anything... if connected to correct device like vion generator this time, of course...

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... if we will be able to create visions and illusions in Azeroth it will help us greatly.

But now we need something. Pehraps we can capture a small region of Azeroth?
Anyway, I'll allow our people to live in Temple, without building or doing anything to the Island.

By the way, I need you to make a wheel... a wheel of fortune! One that can move the Island.

 

[Tleno]

*Searches in his pocket and finds a bubble gum wrap, one wire and a metal scrap parts, then in a second makes magical wheel out of them*
Here, this should do it... it only needs to be charged with Haosis energy... oh, and will I have at least few missions to manipulate people by creating terror by making assasinations, nuclear explosions and just terrorizing people with silent attacks? we can do it just like aliens in old X-com series.... fly around Azeroth on UFOs, terrorise people, fight their resistance... that should be fun...

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, why do you want to kill and destroy so much?

 

[Tleno]

Well I'm not so serious about most of thing I mentioned there, its just that its kinda booring to have super powerfull explosives and experienced assasins and do nothing...

 

[AIagremm]

Well I hate that people lately keep telling me that Im evil and Trolman is good!

Why dont we try to protect Azeroth as well?

 

[Tleno]

Great... *Locks his nukes in a closet*
And I just wanted a little entertaiment...

 

[AIagremm]

Make a pic about making fun of Trolman, like you always do.

 

[Tleno]

Nevermind... can I at least hide those nukes and spies away from me to use them later if we'll need and maybe then build a giant mutli-dimmensional emmiter tower that could brainwashed whole Azeroth then, huh?

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, but dont activate it. But lets pretend I never knew about this.

Sure hide the nukes, but not the spies.

 

[Tleno]

No, I'll hide the nukes and assasins as far as possible from me just not to think about them... oh, and spies can really be usefull then... oh, and why can't I use an emmiter tower? Wait, I can make portable emmiters for out spies to use!

 

[AIagremm]

Emitters could be useful to make people forget about Triumivrate and Draenosh... plus such leaders as Trolman will try to make their people forget about it themselves, so it will really fit.

However though we will just send spies to observe and influence the governments, we will also need to unearth the powerful artifact that Trolman hid in the main portal and get control of it. That way will be able to open the portal when we want to. Because of the rules of sealing he cannot use a new artifact to seal it if its closed.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmmm... so we will need my agents... oh, Clawren is on the way to dwarven lands already, wait for him... when he'll return to Dranosh he'll earn a whole bag of iguana pet food (I have nop idea why he likes it too...) and a squad of dwarves to aid in stealing the seal and replacing it with dummy fake seal.

 

[AIagremm]

Suits me. But we need SLA to make the communicator.

 

[Tleno]

And then bring it to Dwarven lands...

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, he cant. Korean! WAAAALT! Korean!

 

[Tleno]

...Objection!
I knew you just can't hold it, Al... hmmm.... then... wait a sec, so I'm confused but... Clawren is with them, right? Oh, so he can stealthly get to SLAzyland and get back, no matter how time it will take... we have flying fleet, right?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes...

 

[Tleno]

Sp you can send a ship with bunch of nerds and dwarves and Clawren to SLAzyland now, right?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes I can, but our people are good in ironforge, plus now they have no need to go to SLazyland.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Comunicator is at 75%, but I'n not liking the sound of all this so I may put building it to a holt!

 

[trolman]

im here but i missed alot

 

[AIagremm]

What exactly dont you like?

 

[Tleno]

SLA, we promise we'll share our info about taking over the Azeroth peacefully, you can even joins us (nobody even know you're helping up) if you won't tell about us to anyone...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I am independant! But I may help you! As soon as the fight at the world tree is done I shall continue making it!

 

[trolman]

Should the fight continue?I mean the tree is burning and still burning very strong from the magic lazor.I say this quest is over.Mission failed but i gave to agree with atleast one the other defenders.

 

[AIagremm]

Do even need to take over Azeroth? There are always problems with it. Better live in peace and help azerothians, because in time all the most powerful ones will come to the Temple.

 

[trolman]

Yeah azeroth is too big to conquer and it sertenly not easy to do.But what will teh most powerful ones do at that temple?

 

[AIagremm]

Go to Draenosh, duh.

 

[trolman]

but theres nothing cool there....

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah? Can you name me something really cool in Azeroth?

 

[trolman]

well you have teh whore pits,bang hot chicks,drink,eat and all in an easy pay.Also every monday theres a lottery in which 10 people are chosen and those people get a full servace for a day totaly free sign up today!

 

[AIagremm]

Ok... so I will be expecting the most powerful people to come to Draenosh even sooner now.

Plus we kinda spoiled Azeroth. Back when Trolmania was small it was ok, but now...

 

[trolman]

Sure blame me...... but back then the DP was Trolmania*!
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*trolmania is the small peninsula that wasnt secret till teh DP.From there the Holy Trolman Empire started,but somepeople call the whole territory trolmania while trolmania is olnly that small peninsula.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, and it was small but didnt spil anything. But then we defeated the Legion, the Scourge, the Forsaken and empires appeared that shouldnt even exist, getting control of much of Azeroth.

 

[trolman]

So what was there supposed to do?I cant just let the undead courruption continue.Plus an empire that unites half of a continent is bad while a whole new world is that is home to an evil axis is ok?

 

[AIagremm]

Well... erm, you do have a point.

Anyway, Im tired of dumb war and dumb intrigues, so Im just going to live in peace, in my world and observe Azeroth, maybe help sometimes, but I will watch people trying to find or accidnetally getting on the Island. In time all will forget about Draenosh and Triumvirate for good...

 

[trolman]

Not if i put everything in teh schoolbooks > this shall not be forgoton!

 

[AIagremm]

You want people to know that there's great new world, with various races and that it and many other things in the history were caused by you, because you began a war on a loyal knight for no reason?

 

[trolman]

you werent worthy of beeing knighted but the people will understand why i did it when they discover the great pararell world of LFG still you stole mah 1337th post and by Trolmanian Law that crime is punished with death.And I wont tell them teh bad things I did,just the things the evil axis did.I'll also kill everyone in my empire who'll try to spread the truth.

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, you really want your people to know about Triumivrate? Triumvirate you banished forever? Triumvirate which you fought a lot of times?

 

[trolman]

Triumvirate which bombed an innocent city?Triumvirate which threathened to bomb the capital where hundreds of thousainds innocent people lived?Triumvirate which whants to conquer azeroth?

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, I said that we wont bomb or conquer! Plus those were grouse, I didnt order anything.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, I like the idea of everyone going to Dreanosh, We can some how revert everything back (With slight changes!) to normal in Azeroth! Ner'zhul then goes crazy and anyone with power loses it! We all end up on Gyro's place! Then we fight our way back on Dreanosh, claiming our own land from Ner'zhul's land! We can the do what we want without effecting Azeroth very much. (We may occasionally return!)

 

[AIagremm]

Actually I had this plan for a long time. We cause to much damage to lore and stability of Azeroth, so we should have went to other worlds.

But Ner'zhul cant do that, he's hibernating for at least 65 more years