The War

[trolman]

But tleno you forgot about my horse Skippy,you cant just get a second one and disguise it,horses are like 1 of a kind forever.....
I wonder why everyone from azeroth whants to go to draenorsh but it doesent happen the other way?.........
Post it and olnly if its too bad delete it.

 

[Legion_King]

It's rush hour in DP, too many demons were there, in the pic.

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, but only mana bombs that injure mana users and make the others unable to fight. We dont want casualties.

The rift in Temple always existed, but it can noly be accessed from the other side. But if someone powerful enters the rift he will create a disbalance and one person will be able to get in Azeroth. That way the rift will be weak from Draensoh side but existing and with use of great powers it can be opened for a very short time for a few people to pass.

 

[trolman]

And then get killed by the hundreds of Trolmanian soldiers outside.....

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah? What if those are Trolmanian soldiers? >

 

[trolman]

trolmanian soldiers coming from draenorsh,and geting killed by trolmanian soldiers on the azeroth side............. x|

 

[AIagremm]

Good luck finding the Temple.

 

[trolman]

It will be in the newspaper duh.....

 

[Windu]

so... what are our plans to stop the legion ?

 

[Windu]

we goblins might have a suggestion, but we alone cannot decide... all leaders should agree on something

 

[VeljkoM]

Suggestion...Demon soul #2?

 

[Windu]

We might be able to create a chmical that affects anyone with burning blood (demon, corrupted, chaos one). This substance will increase their strength but after a short time their blood will start burning so powerfully, that any user will die.

The idea is to infect the target with that and then stay AWAY for some time, while they are ultimately strong but dying ...

 

[VeljkoM]

So they kill us and then they die...and what about of good corrupted?

 

[Windu]

Well ... not exactly. If we cover our swords with it - yes, that will happen.
But if try to spray the substance from above... ?
Think about it, which leader has strong and agile flyers?

 

[trolman]

I say we do it the old fashion way,with a sword true the neck!

 

[Windu]

Well... we goblins suffered from the last attack ... And we know your troops are suffering too... We heard the horrible reports about the death of a human battalion lead by SLA... so we decided to think goblinish ^^

So ... let's give it a try :?

 

[VeljkoM]

I still say Demon Soul #2 or Trolman approach.

Also I am in mood for cinematic making so should I make World Tree War that document this historic battle between allied Azeroth races vs Axis Burning Legion.

or "Legend of Lore" which is kinda group of smaller cinematic (parody versions of Warcraft campaigns (and just for Al Dwarven campaign)) with DP characters.

 

[trolman]

We fight for honor and justice!
Maybe you should wait till this whole thing is over,than make a cinematic.

 

[VeljkoM]

But If I start after then it will be forgotten (better to have at least beginning done). Tho that's why I also offered Legend of Lore tho it is more comedy.

 

[Windu]

Well... Ok, whatever you say... but our chemical might have been useful

 

[VeljkoM]

You can still have secret laboratories working on Toxic weapons.

 

[trolman]

I dont have faith in your science little green man.
Well Legend of Lore sounds a bit better...but what will it be about?

 

[Windu]

MY experiments might be crazy... but who isn't crazy fightning in this war ?

 

[VeljkoM]

You have faith in my science right?

Well it would be kinda like warcraft campaign cinematic. Like instead of Arthas burning Quel'thalas you would be burning Zul Aman (I have many other ideas but I would like them to be surprise). But it won't be strictly same actions there would be unexpected events and such...

 

[trolman]

no one really but wait tauren and sea creatures have science?
Would like to see it.....anyways i gotta go to bed now,school early and im a really bad sleeper(never have enough)But tomorows the last day of school!(well i still have wensday but the school baton will be then)

 

[VeljkoM]

Damn you I have to go even at Thursday!
Taurens don't but sea legion well has alchemy but no tech.

So I will start tomorrow on LoL (at least it is easier).

 

[Windu]

Dude... everyone is crazy... [come on give the demons some power... everyone is killing them as if they are shit... this has to be interesting :?]

 

[VeljkoM]

Well they have burned down everything south from N.elven forests including Theramore and Durotar. And beside this is just the beginning wave. The real attacks won't be stopped....and nobody really wants to post his own defeat.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm can I post the death of Trolman? (unfortunatly he will not be dead forever!)

 

[VeljkoM]

Well that is against standard RP rules but why not. This is hardly standard rp.

 

[Windu]

This is getting Stupid.....

 

[Windu]

With that dude's Shoop the whoop sht ...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well he is hippie that smokes weed and is evil as his name states. He wasn't really on our side.

 

[Tleno]

Shoot Da Poop is Evilzard's classic...

Oh, Alagremm, I'm sure that I can make a device that would allow to creeate a strong but small, permament rift in temple of whatever it is. Then we can turn the island of temple into our base of operations to manipulate Azeroth and trolman can't find it because for that you need to watch Lost and have enough technological knowledge to make a station lightpost.

 

[VeljkoM]

Manipulate Azeroth? Do you really want more enemies?

 

[Tleno]

No, we with Alagremm decided that Draenosh will try to manipulate Trolmania without direct conflict. Which is more peaceful than a deadly war which can kill all of us... Oh, if we'll fail to do it we'll start a direct conflict... with nukes!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well it is in my interest for Trolmania to be triumvirate free. So be careful cuz I am watching you.

 

[Tleno]

Aren't you scared we can kill you if you'll try to stop us?

 

[VeljkoM]

No because if you for some strange and unlikely reason actually attack you'll loose what little of good relationship you have with Azeroth. And because you are on other planet you can't effectively transport armies duo to portal limits.

 

[Tleno]

I can just teleport few elite assasins to Azeroth and they'll take care of bussiness without anyone understanding who did it...

 

[VeljkoM]

So can I but still few assassins won't really change much.

 

[Tleno]

Even the most skilled of them?
Oh, and firstly I think we should scout on those China people...

 

[VeljkoM]

They are slaves of Pandas probably. And we are next to be slaves.

 

[dead-man-walking]

They are Japanese! They are Rapers! Molesters! Pedobeeeeeaaaarrrrssss............. *static*

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno you are right. His knowledge of LOST is too small to create the Lamppost or any other station, for that matter. But his allies may...

But dont you think he can just send his ships everywhere, hoping for them to get on the Island?

 

[Tleno]

Still, goblins never follow the rules so it will be hard to make for them a thing that... will allow anyone to teleport to the island from a room in Los Angeles. Or Belene. So the only right way is to capture one of our crew members... oh, my ol' pall Dwarven king told me he'll send a bunch of swadies to help us. Whatever that means.
hey, are you sure those are not Koreans? *waiting for Alagremm's reaction*

 

[AIagremm]

No way, dude. English. English!

 

[Tleno]

-.-
Okay, anyway what is our current plan to take over The Hive Trolmania? if I'm not mistaken, you are commanding me, not other way... but thats a good idea too...
Oh, and what should we do with those Japanese then? i already have an idea... *Crosses out "boy" on Fatboy bomb and changes it to "fatman"*

 

[AIagremm]

Lets observe them for now. They might be good for our cause. And why would we need to settle on the Island? better use it to transport our agents to Azeroth. However I am afraid that TIRI Initiative(Trolmanian Interesting Research Institute Initiative) may create Lamp Post and then find the Island.

We should work in Draenosh, but send many of our agents ion the other side and observe people trying to find the Island and then try to understand its mysteries. We could even show it on CO! We may call it... DISPLACED! Or FOUND.

 

[Tleno]

Or LOL'D if it will turn out to be funny... but be careful, you're starting to think like some guy from Fox chanel...
Right, first we let those Japanese as friends, then all Draenosh will be crawling with anime and then only four brave users that are not us will save the day... I say nuke them now or nuke them later, but it still must have a nuke...
And Tiri can't do that. She needs tech, not magic for that... plus I didn't said we must live in there, just make a small base, fortify everything so in case of detection we'll be able to defend it and to have our spies and equipment somewhere to be kept there...
Also we can build a cozy temple for you to stay while beeing in smoke form... you can also brainwash people with the bird song in there...