The War

[Tleno]

Oh, and why is it taking so long to create a communicator, huh?

 

[trolman]

he wus?

 

[trolman]

6000th post!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Sargeras is not dead. His Avatar do.

 

[Tleno]

Still, Medivh's mom was pretty awesome...
And Trolman, you really deserve to be dead... *prepares his nuke*

 

[trolman]

Mybe we could call her to come kick his ass again.
But im not dead yet?

 

[AIagremm]

Its 6000th post already? That was fast.

Sargeras' avatar died, but because his spirit was in it at the moment, he got bansihed.

 

[trolman]

Well some flowerloving potsmoker found out a magic hairdryer,rubed it and released the spirit of Sergeras.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[Legion_King]

I'm going to do a pic, I'm really bored.

 

[AIagremm]

But you've gotta make your own kind of music! O.O

 

[trolman]

pic about what?
Own kind of music?

 

[Legion_King]

omg! What a stupid question, a picture about the world tree ofc!

 

[Legion_King]

trolman, are you defending the tree right now? I mean are you in the battlefield?

 

[trolman]

duh ofcourse I am,Tiri's there too.

 

[AIagremm]

Ronnie?

 

[Legion_King]

OK, enough information, I did the terrain, now units then I have to run the map and take picture.

 

[Legion_King]

Alagremm, a kid against demons? They will eat him

 

[trolman]

no wai too dangerous........

 

[AIagremm]

I mean where is he?

 

[trolman]

Wait why do you whant to know you blueskined kidnaper?

 

[Legion_King]

Something funny happened in picture, should I add quotes?

 

[AIagremm]

Of course

 

[trolman]

In Belene castle,beeing babysited by Trolgirl.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, I was right. Hm... I wonder whats for dinner on the CO.

 

[Tleno]

*Tleno adds to his personal notes: nuke that damn city before that Naruto-like problem didn't left it.*
Hmmm... maybe we really should brainwash that kid and make him kill his father or at least open a gate, huh?

 

[trolman]

Wierd.......anyways bleh these deamons just dont end do they?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes they dont *Winks to tleno*

 

[trolman]

Well that sux <:C
Anyways how're you gonna brainwhash him anyways?

 

[Tleno]

With magical visions, voices in a head and a car with "Free candy" writen on it.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, what have I told you about Tlenobear?

 

[trolman]

lololololoololololol.........did i ever tell you i tought him to have a super unbreakable free will?The olnly bad part (for him) was that he has to do what daddy says.

 

[Tleno]

"No more stealing children to use them in candy mines, I hate when my candy is all covered in children teeth and drool."
You mean this, right Al?

Anyway, my lodge members which still exist in Azeroth, trolman, and Clawen can steal him and use as hostage or at brainwash him and make him fight against the empire, and then at the end of all this story you'd say to him: I am you father!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, if thats so then we can allways steal him and use as a hostage to exchange for the rift... we just need to communicate with our people.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey its actually pretty nice. "Hshhhh. I am your father!" "NOOOOO! Wait a second, I knew that all along. Why am I screaming?"

 

[trolman]

But did I tell you which part of the castle?And why stop there he could be in the dungeons,and they're full with tunnels,chambers,secrets and traps.Plus everything is very well guarded and smartpeople dont fit it.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I think there Will only be one communication with Azeroth!

 

[Tleno]

Only one? then we can only give them this information:
1. Temple location
2. How to use the temple powers
Then less immportant ones:
1. Our plan how to use Ronnie or trolgirl as hostage
2. Information about where the rift might be kept.
And less minor:
1. How to make a TlenoTech Bomb.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno what have I told you about bombs and hostages?

 

[trolman]

sounds like a cheasy mission objective........anyways what makes you think your lizard and some nerds can break into the most guarded place on the Eastern Continent?I mean the castle is swarming with people you sure willl be noticed.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh I would love to turn on you Trolman! You don't know how much I could ruin you! But I'm not going to!

 

[Tleno]

Al you said:
"No more hostages and nukes, the make my play of Counter Azeroth Strike look booring! And what did I told you about candy with children teeth?"
Wait a sec, where did I heard that what have I told you joke before?

Trolman, Clawren can turn invisible because his scales have very strange and awesome properties. And nerds have rifles that can pierce any medieval armor, even magical one. Plus I've completed Hitman Blood Money with most levels "Silent Assasin" or "professional" rating on hard level, so I'm sure I can disgiuse some lizardman even as you and everyone will believe it... I mean I did sucsseded with those guards on "The dance with a devil", why I can't disguise as their boss in here then?

 

[trolman]

Those rifles arent invented yet,teh mages will sence your magic lizard before he even enters the town and warn the guards.Wait you're gonna try and disguise a lizard as me?

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno we should be good neutral! We should help trolman and do some secret activitieis to have more contro lover Trolmania! I know I sound like... the Betrayer, but peace is the answer!

 

[trolman]

Wait secret activitieis?

 

[Tleno]

Well thats simple. Recipe how to disguise as anyone:
1. One (1) magic jammer
2. Clothes stolen from any person that can go there where you need (like trolman's clothes)
3. Tleno's patented Disguise kit.
4. A rope to mug your guards.
5. A rifle to shoot your guards.
6. A bomb to blow your guards.
7. All the trophy weapons you've got from killed enemies to use against other enemies and to keep in your private collection.

 

[Tleno]

Wait I'm Lawful neutral Al, plus we are at war so its not evil or chaotic for me to restore the rift, nuke Belene and start a war.

 

[AIagremm]

About that, I think we dont need to hurry with opening the rift. We should rebuild our armies and cities, create strongholds and get together! Then we will also have uber fun doing secret stuff in Azeroth, inflkuencing people in it, to make it better for us abd stuff. We will like some kind of Arbiters! We will also do cool stuff and make poeple come to Draenosh using the Temple. We will even spread a legend about the Temple so that those worthy would find it and come to Draenosh! All of that without nuking or fighting!

Trolman, I mean influencing him to join me.

 

[Legion_King]

The pictures quality is too low, send it to DP or not?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... great idea, but we still need to restore a mini-rift in that temple.
And can I at least prepare the nukes for later stage when we are gonna make a full-scale invasion? Oh, after we will be bored manipulating, we are gonna start a invasion to Azeroth, right?