The War

[AIagremm]

Man, I said it! Trolman, could you like, forget what I said?

 

[trolman]

No wai!I shall make one of the night elven druids to cast fary or flery or fair or fuck it,fire (the druid of the claw casts it but i dont remember the right name) so with it I shall have vision upon your fleet and find the location of the temple!!!

 

[Windu]

You can pay 50 gold to use a telescope from one of my labs ?

 

[AIagremm]

Ha! The Temple is located on an Island which is hidden from the world and the only way to get on it si too follow exact coordinates 3... hey, I wont tell that! Ha!

Plus it is not only hidden but protected as well. If my fleet comes there it will be indestroyable!

 

[trolman]

I dont think i can see everywere in azeroth with a telescope :\\\\\
Oh i know!The Wizard will watch you from the glass and tell me were the temple is!

 

[Tleno]

Plus Fairy Fire can't effect mechanical units and units carried inside of mechanical units.

 

[AIagremm]

And buildings. So Tleno, where should the fleet go now?

 

[Tleno]

You can'r, Trol. You have the only CO in azeroth left and that one is already broken... plus you won't stop us... Clawren couldn't get to Al's fleet so he's on his own now and I'm sure he'll find a way how to stop you...

 

[Tleno]

Fleet? Well... maybe it can try to pick up the Clawren or you can go straight to the temple...

 

[Windu]

Perhaps me and some of these Gyro Gyuz can start building a much more powerful telescope which can locate even a hidden island with a few dozen kilometers accuracy

 

[AIagremm]

Our people dont know where the Temple is. They have to contact me first. So we nee to find a safe place where to go. Maybe your old hideout?

 

[trolman]

Im not talking about CO,here im talking about the glass olnly the wizzardhas.He'll just watch over you.And then Im gonna unite my navy with Kul'toriss and it will be no match.

 

[AIagremm]

Windu, I am starting to dispice you. You are like a real goblin!

 

[Tleno]

My old hideout? Nah, Trolman knows about it plus this is where he made his whore pits... I know! we need to get to the Stations Peasant B! Its Nort-West from the whore pits a.k.a. my old hideout...

 

[trolman]

his old hideout youmean that dump in the woods?Nah it got disscovered a long time ago when i ordered the Dark Woods to be cut down.Now they're olnly a memory.......

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... what about Ulduar? Yogg-Saron owns me, so we could come and make him let us be there for osme time.

 

[Tleno]

Damn it... hey, remember that Old Capital was burnt down? Its still abandoned plus there is still that giant dwarv... Oh mein Gott! Ze dwarves und gnomes ich bin abl... ugh, the dwarves and gnomes in independant to trolmania area will surely help me unless trolman will attack them and conquer before we get t that place...

 

[trolman]

Ulduar,do you guys prefer to be raped to death by a bunch of tenticles or just get killed by a sword?

 

[AIagremm]

To Ironforge!

Trolman, Old Gods are my budds.

 

[trolman]

Didnt i tell you the capital got destroyed by a volcano,twice?And no they're not.Well the southern ones that are outside of the empire could......

 

[trolman]

Doh stupid dwarves..........
Well they were friends with Tiri too........

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, Southern dwarf territories are indeppendant plus they love me for my inventions such as automatic beard cleaner or automatic automatic beard cleaner maker.
And its very hard to take over their lands, Trolman, so looks like we with Al win this time...

 

[AIagremm]

Hi-five!

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, dwarven like me more than you because there are lots of their relatives on my island plus I have beard (Actually most of male TlenoTech emplyees have beards, did you noticed that?), plus you are stupid and dwarves ate you for all the genocide you did... plus you don't know how to talk with dwarven kings, and I do.

 

[Windu]

So:
1. Alagremm, come on, no harsh feelings I am goblin ... I have to earn gold in every way I can
2. Here is the picture of the nerubian outpost at the tree. So that SLa won't be offended.

 

[trolman]

Doh you seem to be right

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, ya lad! How you've been doing? Ha, lets go drink some beer and discuss this in a feast! For Ironforge!

See, I too have mastered the... Dwarfkingtalk! *Gong sound*

 

[Tleno]

Man, you are really good at it too, Al... good think I gave you that "Dwarftalk For Dummies and Lads" book... okay, now we only need your pilots... captains... whatever to read the "Traveling to dwarven lands for Navy Dummies".

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, they are good. They learned the map of Azeroth by heart and flying above the Borderlands... well lets say mountains are nothing for them.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... okay, now we need to wait long booring hours till they arrive to Dwarven lands after what they will be able to communicate them and then probably find that temple and stop the trolman from taking over the world by nuking him!

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I think after we get supplies we should go to Azjol-Nerub.

 

[Tleno]

For what? SLA doesn't seem to be so helpful... can I drop at least one nuke on Belene? Pleaseeeee!

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, Trolman will blow.

We need SLA!

 

[Tleno]

Why? To recover the portal? Oh, then why am I making this bomb preparation terrain then?

 

[trolman]

111`

 

[AIagremm]

Wha?

 

[Tleno]

You know, I've made the terrain about enola Day, Jughead and Fatboy long time ago but I made the pic only now...
So should I still upload the pic or wait until portal recovery?

 

[AIagremm]

Wait until the portal. Could you make the pic about dwarves?

 

[trolman]

thats my secret message to the universes greatest minds and olnly the really greatests will understand.

 

[AIagremm]

111 degrees?

 

[Tleno]

I'm not sure Al, I really don't want to upload your damn model again... plus I should also make a pic of burning Belene, worgen plague and Dead Trolman. And I don't even know what we should do in the dwarven lands, I tough you know how to communitace, I have no idea how to do it...

 

[trolman]

not even close it seems yourent form the greatest minds...

 

[Tleno]

Wait... 111? I have no idea...

 

[Tleno]

wait... it can be... hmmm... trolman's IQ? Haha, mine is 132!
no wait, those are just random numbers, right?

 

[trolman]

youre not a part of them either.....

 

[Tleno]

Its a random number you've came up with, right?

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, we totally need to go to Azjol-Nerub.

 

[AIagremm]

1 hour 51 minutes?

 

[trolman]

the peasant is getting close to the truth!

 

[Windu]

Ok.. that was stupid. A nerubian leader ... who has HUMAN forces at the world tree ?!
Let's pretend no nerubians where near the world tree. End.