The War

[Tleno]

Oh man then why I built this time machine?! *Kicks his time machine and it teleports itself to Draenor long time ago. Gul'dan finds it and says "Look boys! This will help us to teleport to Azeroth, not that ugly scull...*

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, Ner'zhul used the scull of Gul'dan. I dont think he could have used his own scull.

 

[trolman]

Well orcs arent the best when it comes to tech.....
BTW what should Tiri Learn?

 

[Tleno]

Ehhh..... TYME PARADOX!!! *Whole hystory of Azeorth changes*

Just kidding. I allways forget which of those two guys came first...

 

[AIagremm]

Magic Magic!

 

[Tleno]

Well Tiri could learn quantumm cybernetics of hydrogenium filled reptiles and their relation to molecular molecularization of vegetables in vacumm, but since there is no such thing she can become an elementalist.

 

[trolman]

Umm i was talking about what type of magic......since she allready knows magic but not the right one.....
Hmm elementalist....what did they do?

 

[AIagremm]

People, there is a horrible toxic fluid that goverments and companies have been putting in the water for years!

Dihydrogen monoxide:

• is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
• contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
• may cause severe burns.
• is fatal if inhaled.
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
• may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
  
  Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
• as an industrial solvent and coolant.
• in nuclear power plants.
• in the production of Styrofoam.
• as a fire retardant.
• in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
• as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

 

[Tleno]

Control Fire Air Earth and Water. Pretty popular these days, of course, not as much as quantumm cybernetics of hydrogenium filled reptiles and their relation to molecular molecularization of vegetables in vacumm, but nevermind. Its one of the most classic types of magic... you can also teach her only one element, she can also learn to control nature whatever its called, she can learn telekynesis and stuff like that too... she could become a Psych(ot)ic!

 

[Tleno]

What? Alagremm, have you been drinking Concernedium from my stash again?
Wrong group...

 

[AIagremm]

No! Try to make a chemical formula of this horrible liquid! you know, like H2CO4

 

[trolman]

But which element?
hydroxyl acid is also responsible for all the world wars,world hunger,wow,aids,plague,fat chicks and the nazi-gay-taliban-communist gang.......

 

[Tleno]

Tell me: Have you really messed up something and tough its another thread or group?

 

[AIagremm]

Just make the formula of Dihydrogen monoxide

 

[AIagremm]

No, I havent... because this liquid is everywhere in Azeroth and Draenosh!

 

[Tleno]

trolman, you said the same thing about the Narruu...

 

[trolman]

Well they're in that group!BTW alagremm i tought you hated chemestry?
And what should Tiri learn:Fire,Earth,Water or Wind?

 

[AIagremm]

I do, but you need to make the formula to understand! Tleno come on!
You as a peasant need to make the formula to see what it is!

 

[Tleno]

she should learn quantumm cybernetics of hydrogenium filled reptiles and their relation to molecular molecularization of vegetables in vacumm, but water/wind/fire combo is good too...

 

[trolman]

Ummm no thanks,we knights dont need chemestry...

 

[trolman]

No combos!1 type olnly!

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... fire or wind then since earth is for fat chicks and Jaina got water already...

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, I'll even tell you the parts. Di means two. Hydrogen is H. Mono is 1(dont write it). Oxide is O. So what do you get?

 

[trolman]

Dho?

 

[AIagremm]

*Facepalm* H2O!

 

[Tleno]

Dihimons? You have caught Dihydrogenamon!
Seriously, why are you so concerned about this Dihydrogen?

 

[trolman]

I phail............now can we get back on topic?

 

[AIagremm]

It is a hoax that millions believed. Its awesome.

 

[Tleno]

Thats paradoxal... and Al, next time if you want us to fight against water, just point to s what to bash and it will be done...

 

[Tleno]

Thats a really awesome thing but... well if someone would tell me it in Lithuanian I would definetly understand...

 

[trolman]

Well i probably would belive.....

 

[AIagremm]

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Also check wikipedia, its there too.

There was also some 14 year old who made that his theme on the fair and got 43 people agreeing that it should be banned and got the first prize.

 

[trolman]

Ummm lol...........wierd........

 

[Tleno]

Hehehe, thats a great prank... his second theme could be: "The manipulation of human mind or how to use scientific words to get a first prize".
Seriously, if semone would say "Dvivandenilio oksidas!", I would understand...

 

[Tleno]

Can we go back on topic now?

 

[trolman]

Thats what Im talking about!

 

[AIagremm]

Im going to go out with Keleesa to celebrate the happiness of Troldaeron.

But we cant decide where to go. To Akama's Wasabi, Leviathan's Sushi, Grouse Vegetarian, Orc Winepub, Elven or Draenei Restaurant or just in TrolDonalds.

 

[trolman]

Troldonalds is the best place to go!

 

[Legion_King]

trolman, how old are you in DP?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The Ghostly but familiar voice was heard again by the Real people of DP

"Fire ... SLA ... Silvermoon ... Azjol Nerub ... Nerubian ... Worgen!"

This message repeats itself frequently, baffling even the grearest minds! (This is a clue to what will happen soon!)

 

[trolman]

I dont know from late 20s to mid 30s.....
Wierd so silvermoon and azjolnerub will burn and from it there will be worgen?

 

[Legion_King]

No,I guess it's time the humans in Gilneas turn into worgens.

 

[Tleno]

Awesome! now I'll be able to get a pet dog for my wife (She loves big animal ^^) and sell my "Worgicure" medicine!

 

[AIagremm]

She loves big animals?

Anyway, I think that SLA has an emitter tower made using crystals if we can hear him. He might has even hacked CO systems to transmit the message.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I heard the Voice too! My Presentself didn't transmit this message!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, so its your future self, huh? Tell me, are there any frozen chambers with ancient wheels in Azjol-Nerub?

 

[trolman]

Back from watching-pimp my horse.Now what I miss?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Not that I know of! Oh, those builders that I hired from someone(forget who) have redecorated Azjol Nerub!

 

[trolman]

Maybe a pic on how the new azjol nerub looks like?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I will show you one room! My Throne Room! They brought the outside inside!