The War

[Legion_King]

His abilities created the Scourge?

 

[AIagremm]

Kind of. They were given to him by Kil'jaededn though. He was a shaman.

Dumb Teron. If it wasnt for him Ner'zhul would eventually snap out of his sadness and deathwish and try to restore Draenor. No... Teron has to come and give him a plan that will destroy the wolrd!

 

[VeljkoM]

Al for last time he was above from ever getting to old self. Remember the "Beyond Dark Gate"?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, I remember.

Too bad though, he was one of the awesomest characters, if only there was some way to redeem him, thats why I did it in DP.

 

[VeljkoM]

The only thing he would want if he was redeemed would be to kill him self for his sins. He has just killed to much.

 

[AIagremm]

You're right. Hm...

 

[trolman]

bump....

 

[VeljkoM]

Just disusing the further treatment of Als patient Trol. He has death-wish....

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why I locked him in a Crystal and assigned the best psychologist, including Keleesa to heal him.

 

[VeljkoM]

Why lock him up? How would suit of armor walk?

 

[AIagremm]

Well actually when he will be completely cured, I will... I may give him a new body, though I probably wont.

 

[VeljkoM]

Ask Tleno to make him a robotic body.

 

[trolman]

Or use some sucker.....

 

[AIagremm]

I have a better idea

 

[trolman]

And what is it?You're gonna try to get his old body back?

 

[VeljkoM]

Or maybe Ner'zhul will use Al as his new host.

 

[AIagremm]

No way! Though it would be cool.
One body - two minds! But I am Heart of Draenosh and its Keeper, so I cannot merge.

 

[trolman]

But Med'al can.....

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... nah, he's a candidate and merging candidates... kinda weird, isnt it?

 

[trolman]

Wierd is everywere........
Keleesa?

 

[AIagremm]

No! Im not going to merge him with anybody!

And how can you merge them, they have different genders, that would be weird.

 

[VeljkoM]

Genders are irrelevant. Victory is the only thing that maters.

 

[trolman]

Your right that would be wierd......Oh find a 2 headed ogre and one of the heads died so now with nerzul in it,there can be 2 minds in one body.

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, I got a much better plan. But first I need to make a story to make a pic in which he would in his new form.

 

[VeljkoM]

If one ogre head dies the other dies too.

 

[trolman]

Kinda like in real life..........
I'll be doing a pic too.

 

[Tleno]

I know... you could make him a body just like I did - firstly use my Evolution Ray™ on some kind of critter and then make a brain surgery... Hmmm... or you could make him a body from pure energy...

 

[AIagremm]

Dudes, I have a much etter plan... though energy is neat.

I just need some some reason to make him free. When I only planned his freedom long ago, he was supposed to be freed to be in my wedding. But since then plans kinda changed...

 

[Tleno]

Well someone couldtry to assasinate you in your palace and he warned you about someone trying to backstab you, then you escape your death and then there are 5 minutes of kung-fu fighting against ninjas... you could also get a nun-chucks like Bruce Lee...
Or you could just... hmmm... welll I like the idea that he saved you or waned you about something...

 

[trolman]

Legion invades Draenorsh secretly,they kill all the guards at nerzuls room and free him,thinking he would join them,then they go up into your room and surround you and Keleesa,then they attack you but freed Nerzul kills them and saves you,her and the entire planet.

 

[trolman]

Well just several deamon guards who somehow teleported into the chamber of nerzul,they kill the 2 weak level 1 guards then go up to your bedroom were they use some spell to capture you and Keleesa and in the time they kill you,nerzul kills them....

 

[Tleno]

No... thats too major... maybe he tells you your new hot secretary is actually a sucubus (Kelesa agrees) that tryes to seduce you, but you don't beleive him, so when you go somewhere your secretary tryes to kill you, but you stop her and find out Ner was right.

 

[Tleno]

And I tough it was a safe neighbourhood... looks like I'm gonna have to move again...

 

[AIagremm]

It is safe. But Im sure he will find some way to open the portal using Sacred Heart and then try to be quick, attack Karabor and leave.

Your island is one of the safest places there is.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, but I'll deploy extra defences just in case... *To one of his oficers* Code Green to Code Orange, now! Talking about orange, I want orange some juice... *Cavie: You already had some one minute ago!* ...Oh... can I have some more? *C: No!* Please! *C:NOOO!!!* THE END

 

[trolman]

Damn it thats not the sacred heart >.........
Fail deamon invasion for the win!
BTW theres also another war in the empire,news update soon....

 

[AIagremm]

Neat-o!

Anyway, Im going to ride Neltharaku.

 

[trolman]

Neltharaku?Those things from Avatar?Dont avatar rip-offs belong to Azsure?

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? No! Its the patriarch of nether dragons *Lorepalm*

 

[trolman]

Oh.........enjoy your ride then.....

 

[trolman]

newz

 

[Azsure]

And you said ride Chimaeras was stupid...

 

[trolman]

Horses are the best!

 

[Azsure]

No, Panthers!

 

[trolman]

Horses cuz they can cary more!

 

[Azsure]

Panthers are faster than horses!

 

[trolman]

They die faster too becase they cant cary a rider full with heavy armor and heavy armor on the panther itself!

 

[Azsure]

Look at the priestess of the moon!

 

[trolman]

Those are tigers and that armor isnt as much as we Knights wear.

 

[Azsure]

More heavy more slowly...