The War

[trolman]

Ah just try not to get him killed or you'll spend the rest of your life hanging by your chained arms above the bottomless pit.

 

[VeljkoM]

Your true race secret.

 

[trolman]

What.........oh that was just a mele match
Anyways me and Tiri are im going to go create that daughter i talked with you guys about.....

 

[Azsure]

Nah, if I kill him there would be no fun at all >
I'm just going to make him hate me. If you want I can make a pic about it.

 

[VeljkoM]

Like any good mentor Azsure ^^

 

[Azsure]

Yup

 

[VeljkoM]

Maybe I should teach Faceless kid to rip out naga with his hands?

 

[trolman]

Lol just make sure he doesent kill you ok?Currently Im lazy to do a pic
Hmm yes you could do that.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... okay, looks like we know who can train the kid and what exactly to teach him... now we need to decide who's gonna tach him after who... I sayd first goes Trolman who teaches him how to use axe and ride horse, then Tiri and other his people, then maybe he can go to Alagremm and to me to recieve better qualification and few inteligence tomes it would be easier for him to learn later plus now he's too punny for a full-scale combat training, first he must learn besics, then he must learn different things and then he must learn how to use his knowledge he recieved in combat situations...
Azsure, are you gonna train him how to merge with different animals, use bow and seduce the daughters of the tribe leaders?!

 

[trolman]

Oh azsure you should do a pic........
And tleno you're right but from me he'll learn how to deal with the heavy armor and how to keep it shiny,keep it from getting lice and how to go to the bathroom without taking the armor off-thats the hardes thing....

 

[Tleno]

Don't forget about:
-How to ride a horse
-how to keep your horse shiny
-How to go to bathroom without getting of your horse
-How to use an axe
-How to keep your axe shiny
-How to go to bathroom while holding an axe in your hand

 

[trolman]

Nah thats what they teach us at Knight school and he'll be a beast slayer.......altough i can teach him about honor,truth,justice and courage!

 

[Tleno]

Hello, he's a beast slayer, plus our your only hope! There is no need in that except for courage maybe...
Still you need to train him how to ride a horse and use heavy blunt weapons...

 

[trolman]

He's to weak to weld weapons or ride a horse....

 

[Tleno]

...or have an armour...

 

[trolman]

he can have it but its too heavy and since he's young it could deform his skeleton....

 

[Tleno]

Unless you'll make a super-easy magical armor... so when are you gonna send him to Draenosh?

 

[trolman]

Magic armor?Now that aint fun....why not have a super heavy but strong and magic proof armor like his father?Hmm guess I'll do that now.He'll learn about magic from his mom when he returns now he'll go with 120 babysitters royal knights bodyguards.

 

[VeljkoM]

What about the faceless kid? Will he use axe too?

 

[trolman]

He will use those big sticks that have spikes on them just like any other faceless one.(cant remember the name of the weapon)

 

[Tleno]

What? Nonono... that would cause too many attention... and the legion or other forces of evil might be intrested in stealing the boy and corrupting him too to use him in thier evil plan...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... mace? Morgenstar?

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah a mace!Anyways they wont becase its safe (atleast in the empire)Just try not to get him harmed.

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh mace? (To late posted)

So it is settled the good looking kid will go to Dreanosh and later Azsure and but ugly will go to me...And who says that good looking is last hope and not really evil?

 

[trolman]

Who's saying there is a hope?Nah just joking,as long as the sacred heart lies with me,the Holy Trolman Empire will be safe...

 

[VeljkoM]

From old gods yes. Rest of evil forces not so much.

 

[Legion_King]

Trolman, is it true that the whole eastern and western borders of the Eastern Kingdoms are protected by you?

 

[trolman]

No its protection from everything....
Wait why do you whant to know?

 

[Legion_King]

Cuz I'm sending Death Knight Wrymriders to Swamp of Sorrows tonight, hehe

 

[VeljkoM]

Don't worry. Human borders are breached daily by well anything.

 

[trolman]

Well its in stormsomething so guess you could go and get it.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Stormwind is strong enough to hold off a big undead siege (read comic). I would attack Stromgarde instead if I were you.

 

[trolman]

Well since the undead are evil the trolman empire will help stromwind,the dwarven nation will proably too.

 

[trolman]

Bump....any comments on the trolman empire map?

 

[Legion_King]

yea, you did something wrong in that pic.

 

[AIagremm]

Id rather you send the kid to other people right now. Draenosh should be the last place where he should come, in the age of 15 I think. How old is he now?

Anyway, how much time has it been since the creation of Draenosh in DP time? 7 years?

 

[trolman]

those dwarves are mine >

 

[trolman]

Currently he's ten.
Well DP time is fucked up so it can be however you whant it to be.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, he should visit the others before going to Draenosh. Hm, I should totally update the Cave of Numbers today.

 

[trolman]

Ok altough most of the others are in draenor
Yay that means new pic soon!

 

[AIagremm]

Well Aszure, Storm Warrior and... wow, everybody really is in Draenosh.

 

[Tleno]

Actually there is no such thing as time in Azeroth... at least not in DP and WoW... look, my character haven't even shaved from like lots of years and he's beard is normal! Still, you should not hurry with your child, Trolman... oh, I've got an idea now... we can send him in past so he would learn everything from those who taught us and who were even greater than us and who were our teachers! Since now he should be 5, we must send him there for... uhhh.... *Cavie to tleno: 15 years...* ...thanks Cavie! Yes, 15 years of traveling while killing monsters, learning from our teachers and leveling up will make him greatest warrior ever... and then, I'll prepare him the Ultimate test!

 

[Azsure]

Well, I can't teach him the craft of merge because only a powerful moonlight member is able to do that, and I don't use the bow too much, though Clare can teach him that I guess...

 

[trolman]

Well both of them arent in draenorsh
Good idea tleno!
*sends Ronnie and Namalort in to teh past then retturns them back in to the future*
How are you kids?God you've changed!*angry look on Namalort's face*Um the not so old one.....

 

[trolman]

Good enough for me....*goes back in time and stops the kids from entering the portal*Now were were we?

 

[Tleno]

No, we really could send him in past using magic... wait... we can send in far far away past to learn from greatest masters of all the types of combat, then return in not so far away past and kill Old God's physical form before you signed the pact with him and then stop the invasion! Yes! Thats what we should do!

 

[AIagremm]

He can also learn in Dalaran for a year in Trolmania, to learn the simple magic they call "archmage" level. I mean they can only make ice fall from sky, water become a guy, make people restore mana faster and teleport stuff! Wehn he will leanr the basics there, he will earn under Med'al and Keleesa in Academy of Seven Winds!

 

[trolman]

Nah and then we wont have anything to do..........
i say we dont send them back to time....

 

[AIagremm]

Me too.

 

[trolman]

About learning magic N shit,Tiri has to become a new mage becase all her powers and knowage are based on the Old Gods....
Oh she can teach Namalort....