The War

[trolman]

my avatar is :O

 

[AIagremm]

Dont tell me that your third son.

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah. That is his daughter. (It is a joke)

 

[trolman]

I'll start working on him with Tiri tonight

 

[trolman]

Um its Gene Simmons....and he's a man.

 

[VeljkoM]

What happened to your daughter anyway? Or did you even had one?

 

[trolman]

Dont have one,yet....

 

[AIagremm]

What if she will be half-human, half-faceless one?

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah worse. She will be half human half blood elf.

 

[trolman]

She?And if theres another child it would be normal human.Becase the sacred heart keeps the old gods away.BTW my other son Namalort hatched right now but its kinda a mystery how we can feed him.His mouth is full with sharp teeth and its big enough to rip Tiri's boob out......

 

[VeljkoM]

That is strange. I didn't even know that faceless have mouth.

 

[Azsure]

If you want I can teach your son some tricks about how to talk with animals, and how to train his eyes in the night, he just need to train with me at least one houndred years :O (just kidding)

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh Azsure would you please allow Tauren and rest of Horde in N.Elf forests? Burining legion is kinda killing them.

 

[AIagremm]

Faceless ones have mouths under the face tentacles.

 

[trolman]

They do,under the face tentacles....guess I'll just use a female bloodelf....so he can also drink the blood of his sworn enemys but thats Namalort.Ronnie will eat from Tiri.
Which one?I think faceless ones see in the dark too so....i guess you can teach Ronnie but remember,dont let him watch CO for too long.

 

[VeljkoM]

So what like Octopuses? Maybe Glauh should at least try to revert it to be more "humanish".

 

[trolman]

Lol yet again our minds cross Alagremm....

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, weird.

 

[Azsure]

Of course, I will send some owls to inform the night elves of Ashenvale to let you pass so yo can stay there and get some hospitality.

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, lest return to Trolman children boob jokes.

 

[VeljkoM]

Azsure thanks and Al...you killed my happy place.

 

[trolman]

As I said Namalort will be fed from prisoner bloodelf sorceresses (they sure have a lot of milk lol xP) so in case he bites,he'll drink the blood of his enemys....

 

[VeljkoM]

Sure feed your son with corrupted fel milk. That'll make him good and nice.

 

[AIagremm]

VeljkoM totally right. Their fel blood is evil.

 

[trolman]

Perhaps you two are right......I'll send some troops to look for evil cows female Tauren....
But then again nah it will give him magic powers....

 

[VeljkoM]

Touch one tauren and I'll lure legion to you before you say "Got Milk".

And he would gain only thirst for magic. Blood elves are just plain magic vampires.

 

[trolman]

Well better that he feeds on mana than blood anyways kids grow up really fast so till tomorow he should stop breasteating.

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh...all those tentacles on boobs....

 

[AIagremm]

I say make Jaina do it.

 

[trolman]

Why?She's my sister in law and my wife's sister....

 

[Azsure]

What do you say about what can I teach Ronnie Trolman?

 

[VeljkoM]

Better Draenei. Who knows maybe even their males have boobs? They are strange alien race after all.

So Ronnie goes to Elves and I get the faceless son...life is sure sweet.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey!

I say orcs. Their woman actualy make wounds on breasts so that babys would get blood with milk.

 

[trolman]

He's a big enough freak alredy.....
bleh im such a bad father

 

[trolman]

Azsure you can teach him to see in the night...thats what we humans cant do....wait are you gonna poke his eyes out?Becase thats what you elves do,even you dont have eyes....

 

[VeljkoM]

In the end he'll end up with Trent milk.

 

[AIagremm]

I say we need Raven. I meen, she already has a child.

 

[VeljkoM]

I thought we want for kid to be normal?

 

[trolman]

Enough talk,Tiri shall feed him....but First I'll rip all his teeth out so theres no need to worry....
dont look at me like that.They'll grow back in the minutes.

 

[VeljkoM]

What will the Monks say when you ask them to christen him?

 

[trolman]

Well its a mother/child thing not rape!
And they will accept the one who accepts them.Plus they're courrupted alot (and by that i mean that they serve me) so they wouldnt mind.

 

[VeljkoM]

Better hope that people don't start revolting because of your sons. If they only knew your dark secret you would be flying from the throne in a sec.

 

[trolman]

Ofcourse they know,its allover the Daily Peon newspaper!Some punk ass peon told the world what happened.....
But no one's really rioting or anything....they probably could if he becomes emperor but Im not gonna leave my post so soon and thats Ronnie's desteny.

 

[VeljkoM]

What about the other secret?

 

[trolman]

The one in the secret chamber under the castle?

 

[Azsure]

Well, I'm going to put a bandage on his eyes like me
So he won't be able to see and he must train with some kind of wooden sword with me for a couple of days and that would be enoght I guess.

 

[trolman]

So no poking his eyes out ,giving him deamon blood or teaching him how to ride a hypogrypth ok??

 

[VeljkoM]

No Trol the other other secret....

 

[trolman]

Which one,they are too many....

 

[Azsure]

Ok, but I can't promise that I will be nice with him in the training >