The War

[trolman]

Well i didnt watch it

 

[Tleno]

...Because its a Russian TV show, trolman...
So are you gonna make your son Witcher, just like The Witcher from The Witcher?

 

[trolman]

So what?Anyone here watched the masks or something its basicly like a russian benny hill but kinda funnyer.
No not a witcher but some kind of beast slayer,I'll check the model section and tell you guys what he's gonna be.

 

[trolman]

Found a good enough model,he's gonna become a...... deamon hunter! just need to poke his eyes out and turn him half human half demon.....joking ofcourse but he will become a deamonhunter......

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, you just make a pact with Sargeras. He'll do the rest.

 

[trolman]

No wai!My son wont become a deamon!He will become a deamon killer.Should ask Azsure if he knows some washed up deamon hunters who's good with kids.

 

[trolman]

Do you happen to know any?

 

[AIagremm]

Takakenji?

 

[trolman]

Hmm.....nah he's tooo ofline.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Burning Potheads in Northrend? They not touched Azjol Nerub! or tha big Dragon tower! Hmm, I think I know why!

 

[trolman]

Maybe you should move to draenorsh too.....
BTW my son will be the first guardian of the sacred heart,that Witch is dead right SLA?And check my pic

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Witch? Oh Ishba, the Naga sea witch? she should be dead, Max swallowed her whole!

 

[AIagremm]

Father Max can turn in a T-Rex, just like I turned into the Judge... erm, I mean, I like pie!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

No! The Orange Hawk Tribe named the T-rex Max(long before Father Max was born, so a long time ago!)

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, I still await you at the Temple...

 

[trolman]

No!I tought of father max monts ago!While you named the T-rex last week so you should change it.
Good the witch is dead now Ronnie will become a deamon hunter and a guardian of the sacred heart.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Shhh! There can be two people with the name Max! T-rex is more of a pet! It won't be long til I join you! But the right sequence of events must happen or the structure on which our worlds reside, shall ripple causing chaos to dominate!

 

[trolman]

the right sequence of events????

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

have to do things in a certain order!

 

[trolman]

I understood but what are they and when will they happen.

 

[Azsure]

Looks like anybody saw my previous post :/
hmm, also it seems that the lag has finally gone

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, looks like lag is gone but Samuraid said its because of CPU loaded 100% and Ralle must change the not only the CPU because current one is outdated and he must change lots of parts to be able to use the newest CPU.
Oh... hmmm... well I have a plan... since the best way to learn how to kill demons is to kill them, I say we do this: we all will teach the Ronnie the best thing we know about, so he would be trained by greatest mansters after what he'll start killing demons... starting with imps, ending with Diablo...

 

[Legion_King]

or maybe ending with Sargeras

 

[dead-man-walking]

How about Mephisto, Baal, and Kerrigan?

 

[trolman]

Good idea tleno...

 

[Legion_King]

I'm afraid your son is now 6 years old.

 

[trolman]

They grow up soo fast....

 

[AIagremm]

Man... I wonder what I know best. Light? Magic? Turning in black smoke? Freeing and controlling people at the same time? Creation of worlds? Nah, thats too good.

 

[trolman]

Wait which one of you?

 

[AIagremm]

Well, actually these are mine abilties. I also am able to do a little of shamanism, but because of my astral powers I dont need them. I can control my planet.

Keleesa can teach him to build amazing buildings with magic and selfmade golems.

Med'al can teach him to... do arcane and other magic.

Jacob can teach him to use Gwonman's flying carpet to make good pictures.

 

[trolman]

So the carpt is in you?Man you should have seen the look on that dude who jumped from a cliff with the carpet and hoped to fly.....now you should probably appolagice to his family.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, it was a flying pie accident, remember?

Anyway, what do you think I should teach to him?

 

[trolman]

Hmm some skill that olnly the draenei are good at....
BTW what should i do with Tiri's other "child".

 

[AIagremm]

Put it in an awesomely big arcane prison under your castle, where it will be locked forever... or at least for ten days.

 

[trolman]

Yeah its better If it never sees the light of day.Just living somewere deep in the dugeons.

 

[trolman]

Need to find a name for the egg.....any ideas?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm, maybe Squirrk or Trolcrusher? Or maybe The Freaky Little Monster?
I recommend to lock him in a dungeon too, you could also make an ancient glyph that you have to write "Cheese!" on it every 180 minutes so the glyph would stop the monster from escaping... or you could just... hmmm... drop him into bottomless pit where you throw away all your stuff...
Oh, I could teach that little... how was his name? Moron? Boron? Barney? So anyway I can teach him about lightning energy, mechanics and patent rights, Cavie can teach him how to use and make potions and make those badass jumps from window using graple hook. Oh, Clawren can teach him stealth and how to use rifles and other weapons...

 

[trolman]

Ummm nah those names sound bleh.
I cant just kill him he's my son altough he is courrupted by the damned old gods.Hmmm yeah he's gonna need to know how to make potions....
Stealth....well yes ok he needs that too.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... I just tough Ronnie is a bad name... maybe we should name him other way? Like Bruce Pee? Or Silverster Trolone? Or Trolkie Chan? Or maybe Bruce Trolis? Or maybe... maybe Trolie Murphy?

 

[trolman]

No wai!Ronnie is the first name of DIO aka the guy in the picture left to my post.
But i do need a name for the courrupted one.

 

[Azsure]

Einnor (Ronnie inverse )

 

[Tleno]

Sounds like that Terran guy from SC2... hey, Jim Einnor sounds nice! Or maybe Mij Einnor?

 

[trolman]

Nah sounds too lame....it has to be something about corruption related....

 

[Tleno]

Corruptor? Corrupted one? Corruptius? Cor'rupt?

 

[trolman]

No.By that I ment that it should sound like someone who would get courrupted....aka he was supposed to be good but he turned out evil....

 

[Tleno]

The... the... hmmm... Damned one? Cursed one? The Cursed son of Emperor Trolman?

 

[Azsure]

Darth Ronnie?
The Avenger?
Disseannie (dissease and ronnie together)

(looks like the server is busy again :/ )

 

[trolman]

Those are just titles tleno and I need a name,i kinda like the avebger but he doesent have anything to avenge....
Maybe some more info would help.....
This creature was going to be a normal human but when that ritual when Tiri summoned the old gods,she was raped by one of their tentacles.Becase she had twins (im their dad btw,it happene the night she was ressurected) so one of them got courrupted and became a half human-old god.

 

[Azsure]

Still I liked Einnor... Okey, hmm let me see...
... .... .....
... The Betrayed? The Lone One? The Unwanted? The....

 

[trolman]

Really Erusza?Wait how did you get a capital A before it was just a normal a ?
Anyways those are titles and i need a name....