The War

[AIagremm]

Im joking. Its just that Im rewatching LOST parodies. You dont have to know much of LOST too like them.

I too think there are too many people there. Also you forgot JokeMaster.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah that phrase is actually Jack saying "Why doesnt anyone want to go back with me and my beautiful beeearde!?"

 

[trolman]

Well yours is 2 tentacles....wait..... draenei-tentacles old gods-tentacles hmmmmmm....

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, those arent tenticles. Tenticles are elongated flexible organs that are present in some animals, especially invertebrates, and sometimes to the hairs of the leaves of some insectivorous plants. Anatomically, they work like other muscular hydrostats.

Draenei "tenticles" are actually tendrils.

 

[trolman]

Sure they are.....just dont go anywere near Tiri or she'll start to worship you.

 

[AIagremm]

She will? Did I mention draenei have a big long tail?

Anyway, I should send a seducer to her if she brakes free.

 

[trolman]

That was a joke lol
Wait a seducer?You really whant that person to have a painfull death do you?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... dont wanna know.

Anyway hows the pic?

 

[trolman]

Well i need to finish it,take the picture,upload and write text.
Anyways why is that seducer for?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea, I was just joking.

 

[trolman]

Pff anyways pic posted.

 

[trolman]

Returned I have!

 

[AIagremm]

Good that is.

 

[AIagremm]

Been drinking Yoda juice you have?

 

[trolman]

Had annoying guessts.....dont worry im not an alcoholic.
BTW That troll kingdom near quelthalas is part of the empire.

 

[AIagremm]

Wha?!

 

[trolman]

Just saying im not drunk and that the place you were talking about in SLA's picture belongs to the empire.TWB Hive the Lags Does.

 

[AIagremm]

Lag Hive indeed does. But worry not. Fix it Ralle will.

To Tiri what you did?

 

[trolman]

Tiri I did bang.Set free her after that,the other cultists killed i did.Crime diffrent pays when bang the emperor you do.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hey, sorry I'm late ... What?! ... I missed the audition?! ... Are you sure?! ... The audition to do Yoda's voice in a new random Star Wars film that has absolutly nothing to do with the other six?! ... Oh, Damn! I knew I should have let the Wookie win!

 

[trolman]

Adition non was there but talk here still you can.

 

[AIagremm]

In Daily Peon happens strange talk sometimes. Pirate and Troll talk like.

 

[trolman]

...and all the fools sailed away,leavein nothing,nothing!
Waait 2 fools are here.....
Anyways im gonna name one of my kids as the singer of that song,its just a hint.
Lets see if you,your far seer,your girlfriend and your mage organisation can figure that out....

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well were all going to die once the daemons figure out that they can't swim.

 

[trolman]

No guesses?

 

[AIagremm]

Triumvirate aint that good in music... wait a second! How could I have forgotten!
Its the Day of the Great Word in Draenosh! We eat, celeberate, sing, dance, make fireworks and small statues of birds on surfing boards. Gonna make a speech to tell to people of Triumvirate!

 

[trolman]

Triumvirate isnt but google is.....
A part of the awnser is in the question.......
So today's the day draenorsh was created?

 

[AIagremm]

No today is the day I found the way in the Nether to be able to create it.

So lets sing a song that let us all live!

"So I think everybody heard about the bird. Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bird, the bird is the word! Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bird, the bird is the word! Hey Trolman have you heared about the bird? Make everybody know that the bird is the word! Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bird, the bird is the word!"

 

[trolman]

Oo call your children that way then
BTW the riddle still stays...

 

[AIagremm]

Ill just wait for you to tell the names.

 

[trolman]

well that will be in 7 days.....

 

[AIagremm]

Man, thats too long! Anyway, I need to update the candidate list, return some people to candidate state(though it is forbidden) and cross some people out and even add some.
However I need to think a lot about the candidateship of you and your family.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... I'm kinda not intrested in beeing a candidate... but I know you won't cross me... Hmmm... hey, since you've added a Jacob, maybe we need Peon Jay and that Peonman too? Oh, and Clawren ^^

 

[Tleno]

Wait... I just understood something horible! If Trolman said that Troltodox church aproved the Old God pact, it means that Troltodox church is their slave too! Oh no... probably half of Azeroth is already infected!

 

[Azsure]

Looks like VelijkoM returned for a little while ago. Anyway, doesn't anyone want to discuss about Sargeras or something?

 

[Tleno]

Nah, Sargeras is booring... plus we already had a talk about him in Trolman's talk show...

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, then what should we discuss about?

 

[Tleno]

About the Hive lag...

 

[Azsure]

Perhaps... because of the lag I accidentaly double posted in a tread so I quickly deleted it before someone else can see it, but the lag didn't let me delete it for a litle while, as more as I waited I was getting scared more and more!
Luckily I deleted it already...

 

[AIagremm]

So... cool right? I like the intrigue. Trolman, hope the empire will split in two - the Starborn and Trolmanians. Plus the demons who will fight everyone and Old Gods who will help Starborn and stuff. Evil in Northrend, Azsure disorganized, Storm Warrior fighting, Evillizard suspiciously missing out of action, Triumvirate safe in their world, but with armies sent to help and SLA working for those who he hates.

 

[trolman]

I have returned!Anyways the riddle of one of my child's name still stays i could give hints......
BTW the super secret I keep in my dungeon is still there but no one asked about it.
Candidates?Well ok do your thing Al.
And tleno the Trolhodox church is courrupted and its under my rule,so i get to be god but just without the people knowing.
Oh and the empire wont split even if it did no one would really join the starborn.

 

[AIagremm]

Except the branewashed people, faceless ones patroling your cities(the pact with Old Ones still stands) and srvitors of your wife. The church would go with her.

The empire would split, but there would only be small conflicts.... until the children will be born. Then a war will begin for the throne!

Anyway, I wonder what with Belene and what happened to the Crapwell?

 

[trolman]

They're brainwashed on my side.Faceless ones were all killed as i told you.The church will follow me....i know a big secret of the patriarch which I said a couple of times but no one really noticed.
The Empire wont split!
Also now i cant build a crapwell so for all mana hungry elfs,theres a 80% discount of mana potions.

 

[AIagremm]

His name really is Max?!

So high elves now run into Draenosh. Excellent.

I need to reopen the portal to Silvermoon.

 

[trolman]

He's based of the current bulgarian patriarch and his name is Maxim.
Umm did I say i wasnt planing something?No i didnt!I have an idea......

 

[trolman]

....finaly got my idea!The Elfs will be powered but by a secret.....the one I keep in a secret chamber under the city.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I got it figured. You will power them with your peon. I mean he can get anywhere in minutes, knows the future and can make pictures of even impossible things!

 

[trolman]

Peon power?Pfff all i can say is that this idea is too stupid.Everything else is secret.
BTW stupid busy server >:\

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed.

 

[trolman]

Secret is still on and it has a little to do with my first mystery i gave a hint with this message too.