The War

[trolman]

You know that the water would just get absorbed by the ground becase it wont have a natural flow.

 

[Azsure]

I may put a scout basecamp there so I just need to use a scroll of town of portal in there (kidding) so it will be more easily to go from the base to the river.

 

[Tleno]

Guys, today I might be afk for whole day since I don't have any school and have to visit my relatives... oh, and I asked supertoinkz to make me a lizard rifleman...

 

[trolman]

The river is a good place for a scout camp maybe you could build a tunnel between the two bases or connect them via more buildings so in the end its a long base.
Visiting relatives sure is boring....i wonder how a lizard riflemen would look.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. But the tunnel is a bad idea.
I think caravans or maybe toruks will fit very well.

 

[trolman]

Maybe the whole portal can be moved,like theres a ward which can summon a portal whitin a region.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, there... no, there isnt! O.O

 

[trolman]

Well too bad,that way azsures base could be everywere becase the ward would be in it....

 

[AIagremm]

I never said anything about Eye or Stone though...

 

[trolman]

Wait what?

 

[AIagremm]

Never mind... Trol Linus.

 

[trolman]

Trol linus? BTW im finaly gonna make that pic!

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray!

Dont worry, I just watched a new episode of LOST. I wonder if my touch gives "a gift" like Jacobs?

 

[trolman]

Dont you already have a shield of the light,truth and courage.

 

[AIagremm]

And bugs in fog. Yeah, I know.

 

[trolman]

Thats from the light and truth part but really dont you have enough cool items?Why would you need a torch anyways....

 

[AIagremm]

Because its torchy.

Anyway, items are cool, however I guess I am myself more powerful then any items.

 

[trolman]

Thats why you nearly got killed by a faceless one....

 

[trolman]

News on the picture,im curently fighting against the evil sky wich keeps zooming in and looking bad in general.Most of the stuff is done.
Edit:Stupid sky! *going insane*
Edit2:fuck you sky!Uploading anyways! Please dont mind the ugly sky...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... I think the skies are angry on you because you haven't even fought to protect the Theramore...

 

[Tleno]

So anyway, supertoinkz made the model (So fast!), gonna test it now....

 

[Tleno]

Wow, the model is really great! Its actually exactly I wanted... Supertoinkz is a real magician... or at least Illidan(Evil)x junior...

 

[trolman]

Protect it.....hmmm........nah.....So can you post a picture of the creature youre talking about?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... you can download it at Supertoinkz model request thread. You can have a link of it in my VMs.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... I'm not sure when I first present the Clawren, but you'll see him as one of my races heroes when I finish the race, plus I am gonna use it in few terrains plus... I have a backup plan for demon invasion...

 

[trolman]

Terrain pics?When?!?!?

 

[Tleno]

No, I'm just planing... you know how I'm slow and perfectionistic with my terrains... and now I'm working on my TT race... mostly on Clawren.

 

[trolman]

Esp the slow part,but by the time you activate your demon invasion plan,we'll all be ashes on which Sergaras will grow his weed.

 

[Tleno]

What? No, I have a quite simple plan how to... ahh no, he's too crazy for you... no wait, you guys watch lost too, so its not crazy for you... in case of emergency, I'm gonna move my island!
So why don't we rally our armies and fight demons in sea? I mean their fleet is weak so we can easily destroy or slow it... we could also just try to start a guerilla warfare against the demons...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Guerilla warfare! I like your thinking =p

 

[AIagremm]

"We need to move the island"
Great idea Tleno! Just send the right men and do not let the Wheel of Fortune brake.
Also, I know a perfect location for your island to be moved to...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... you want me to move it to Draenosh? Hmmm... and how then we're gonna come back if the only portal to your world is on my island?

 

[Tleno]

But that would be fun. Plus you would need to make the terrain, not me... (I'm so damn lazy...)
Hmmm... I can teleport it maybe even now...

 

[trolman]

Yes...now no one can defend the southern kingdoms....oh sorry did i say that out loud?And theres no use,becase the deamons are going to come true a second portal wich will be open somewere in the eastern continent,but not yet becase they've got ashenvale to destroy.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, I'm gonna teleport... egh... move the island when the demons are gonna be close, now I'll help the Trolman by transporting his troops with airships and sharing with him some of the supplies I have...

 

[trolman]

Transport?But Im not going anywere.As long as no one opens a portal into the eastern lands,I'll be ok.Culitists can create a portal and summon the legion,thats why I hunt cultists and secret societys,becase theyre too dangerous.My ambassidors are making sure that the other nations in the eastern lands keep a strict control over cultists.
But the naga/blood elfs could also come in to the continent unnoticed and create a portal.so the navy and patrols are very strong.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... so I think you need my airships for patroling... oh, for safety measures I'm gonna increase the protection of my island, deploy few temporary sonic wall near the shores, increase the amount of patrols around the industrial & living areas and maybe even close the portal just in case...

 

[trolman]

Your island is too small for them to get on unnoticed so you shouldnt really boghter.

 

[AIagremm]

I may send my armies and fleet in Azeroth...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... then I shall keep the gate open for your fleet to pass, but I won't let near to it any civilians...

Oh, Clawren is gonna be agile and smart, but weaker (less strong) than me. He is actually gonna be some kinda like a spy/special operative/sniper.

 

[trolman]

Well your island is on the east coast but the thread comes from the west and if by blizzard-azeroth is flat so you shouldnt really mind

 

[AIagremm]

Azeroth is a sphere. A ball. Not flat.

 

[trolman]

It is?Doh.....btw how many portals to azeroth do you have?

 

[Tleno]

Thats right Trolman, and Azeroth spins around the sun, not the sun around the Azeroth! And human came from monkeys, not created by god! And whats mpst immportant, crops grow not because of Great Emperor Trolman's great might!
Dude, you should really work with your people's educuation...

 

[Tleno]

I told you mine portal is the only one, Trolman...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Some how I doubt it is the only one! The only one that he tells people openly, but I'm sure there are many others, which are hidden from the public!

 

[trolman]

What youre crazy!The world is flat and if you go anywere outside the empire you will fall of and get eaten by abunch of scary monsters.God created the world and humans.There are no monkeys in azeroth and crops grow becase of Great Empress Tiri's great magic.
But theres one in the empire too,it leads to the desert place.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolmans right. One is in the first capital and second is on Tleno's island, however the first one opens only two times a day.

 

[Tleno]

...And only for 3.25 seconds :3

 

[AIagremm]

No, that would be crazy! It opens for 3.2529 seconds, doh.