The War

[Tleno]

Well actually its just too risky to teleport the island near the shore without creating a huge destructive wave... but I can teleport north-east to Karabor if your capital's walls will hold a huge wave created by the island apearing from nowhere...

 

[trolman]

walls?Isnt there olnly trees and jungle outside the city?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... Alagremm, will you be able to magically hold away all the water from shore? I'm already prepared to teleport there...

 

[Tleno]

Oh, and I can allways teleport the island back where it was... hope it won't cause any time travelish nose-bleeding woman-whose-in-love-with-physics-nerd-killing flashes... oh no wait it won't...

 

[AIagremm]

It wont. Im pretty sure that you wont die xD

 

[Tleno]

I won't... so who of us is going to make a terrain of brand new Draenosh™? Hmmm... I think it just needs a small island near to the shore near to the Karabor and maybe a small pier on the shore near Karabor itself...

 

[trolman]

Lazy...and I have an apointment tonight...

 

[AIagremm]

I'll do it later.

 

[trolman]

Yay I hope that when I return later it will be finished?

 

[Tleno]

Sure Alagremm... and Trolman, remember that one day I might return...

 

[trolman]

Ah guess there will be a "farewell party" after all.......

 

[Tleno]

You know, if you won't stop speaking about that, I migh accidentally forget to teleport my Hidrotlenium bomb with me...

 

[trolman]

Just trying to keep the talk alive thats all....

 

[trolman]

Ok im going now and i expect to see a new picture when i return-4 hours max,Ill be going to the meeting from all the knights from knight school i went in.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

A ghostly yet familiar voice is heard by all real people,

"Not...real...living a lie... future...SLA...help...destroy...Worgen..."

This voice lingers in the heads of these fine individuals, baffeling even the greatest minds.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

So, war buddies, what are you all planning to do?

 

[trolman]

Dun know sleep?Im sorry Im too drunk to post Me and the Knights (real life friends) got really wasted......

 

[AIagremm]

What kind of friends? Knights... Dungeons&Dragons! ROFL! xD

Dude, in what way are you drunk? You know how I hate alcohol, drugs, smoking and human stupidity.

 

[trolman]

Nah from my class im just saying it so it can still be DP themed
Well im friendly towards alcohol (right now),i hate and dont do drugs,i dont smoke,and I like olnly laughing at the stupidity of some people.

 

[trolman]

BTW no picture?
Now im going to test my drunk driving skills in gta

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Alcohol= good in small amounts(unless it is from the science lab, then it would be terrible)
Drugs= Super evil, a major no go!
Smoking= is disgusting! The smell makes me feel sick
Human stupidity= Lots of major lolage!

 

[trolman]

Well ive had enouh to make my head spin and to make it hard for me to type right now....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Haha, I shall wait for you to type something hilariously funny!

 

[trolman]

No not really im keeping my mouth shut plus im going to bed,soo sleepy......

 

[Evillizard]

Did I mention I'm amish?

 

[Azsure]

You're what?

 

[trolman]

How can you be amish if you have such a powerful computer?

 

[trolman]

Anyways someone whanna talk about the war?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I do, but i have nothing to talk about! Everything I'm doing is being very secretive!

 

[trolman]

Doh....so what happened with Silvermoon?Are the elves obeying?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yeah, they are happy to help! We are starting to rebuild the ruins first! Construction has barely begun!

 

[trolman]

Barely?But the embassety looked so classy...and you did say there was a new strip club in town
Anyways found a nerubian queen that wont eat your head?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Embassy? I need to build homes before that! oOo, strip club! I will have to build one of those!

No I havent yet!=( This darn Troll building! It is harder to get out of this place than it is to find the middle

 

[AIagremm]

Maybe you need to build Nerub'Thalas first?

 

[trolman]

But you did that picture!?!?!?

 

[AIagremm]

Who?

 

[trolman]

SLA the pic with the ebassy,and all the elves there he said the embassy was done and that there was a new stip club in town thats why most of the men werent there.
BTW what happened to your pic?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Are you sure? There was no picture! Have you been to Silvermoon lately? It is a wreck!

 

[AIagremm]

Well I've done it yesterday, but I got lazy and didnt post it.

 

[trolman]

https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/group.php?do=picture&groupid=363&pictureid=25701

 

[trolman]

well post it

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, I will.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Nerub'Thalas! I like it, but Trolman would have to give me the rest of the region! * Stares at Trolman with a hopeful look on his face*

 

[AIagremm]

No need, you just need to dig a kingdom under Silvermoon. Trolman doesnt have any rights for the land below Quel'thalas that is lower then 26 meters.

 

[trolman]

Um no I wont give it just like that.....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

*Puppy dog eyes, all eight of them*

 

[trolman]

Yes I do!I even have the rights to Silvermoon by I dont whanna break the deal....
Umm still no.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

P-p-pwease! Quel'thalas is of no profit to you! And you said the embassy looks so classey! I could improve the whole region!

 

[trolman]

Yes it is!From it I get:Tax,wood,gold,people,mages,special army elven corps,and alot of other things.So no!Plus Im allready improving the other region-rebuilding villages/fixing the damage of the scourge and blood elfs....you know stuff like that.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, Alagremm, so how is the progress with new Draenosh?