The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

I read that and kinda understand! so the next dark one will be dark!

 

[trolman]

hopefully

 

[Azsure]

I'm still without knowing what's the parcel... Oo

 

[trolman]

Still whats there?

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[trolman]

Hellow azeroth!(and other places)Youre now back with the final episode of the Trolman show,its beeing closed becase of low ratings.So yeah its going to be closed unless i have a call or a guest...

 

[Tleno]

Sorry for (Commplete) inactivity, I think my PC caught a dangerous Russian hacker made Malware, so I'm using this emergency station "Laptop" laptop.

 

[trolman]

wuell dat sux

 

[Tleno]

More sux is that its a weird type of Malware nobody seem to know about. And it seems that its as dangerous as Winlock trojan. Plus it looks like it infected even my system32 folder...

 

[trolman]

Well you know what that means-reinstall your pc...

 

[Tleno]

No way! You can allways restore your info other ways, besides I might have a fake paranoia alert again... I hate myself... -.-

 

[trolman]

Wait whaaat???You think that you have a virus,out of paranoia??? :O?

 

[Tleno]

No, paranoia that its in system32... but whatever...

 

[trolman]

the mod for half life?

 

[Tleno]

No, I have paranoia (feeling) that the virus is there, but I'm not sure...

 

[trolman]

ooooo!
Anyways my ratings have gone really low....so i the show has to be canceled

 

[AIagremm]

Hurra... erm, that sucks!

 

[trolman]

WTF traitor...........................
As i said before i need callers or guests so the show can live......

 

[AIagremm]

Maybe we should begin some great and awesome war, which unlike the other ones will actually be a war?

 

[Tleno]

Lol. I'm such an uber paranoic... that was windows update that allwed you to choose one of the non-Microsoft browsers. So if I understood it correct, Microsoft did it after European Union (a.k.a. League of Gays) convinced Microsoft (a.k.a. Necrosoft) in Monopolising their explorer and not telling people about the other borwsers... how silly smart of me...

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, I read this on Wikipedia. Those lawsuits against Misrosoft are just dumb, plus I alwmost feel like Europen Union tries just to get money from it. They got ore then a billion from Microsoft already.

 

[trolman]

So no virus?
And we are kinda having a war against the legion...not

 

[Tleno]

European Union tryes to get money from everything they see. If they could, they would steal all sweets from children and melt Statue of Libert... ugh... Kremlin with a giant laser from their Tropical Island of Evil...

 

[trolman]

European union is evil.....

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... we need an European union in Azeroth... you know, to cordiante the forcess of evil against us. Or at least for passing gay laws in Trolmania.

 

[trolman]

WUT NO FKEN WAY!GAYS IN THE TROLMAN EMPIRE ARE KILLED!!And another efect from the pylons is that all people male and female are straight.Anyways theres no europe

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... like I was serious... plus, Pylons don't have such effect... So anyway, back from blamming Gay Union to War. Where we stoped? Oh right, Trolman, how is going with that egg SLA gave you?

 

[trolman]

Its not in any of the books...
Anyways that egg did hatch but the creature was far too ugly for me to love so like every parent that hates their deformed kid,i locked it up in one of the many dungeons under the ,its guarding something very important.....

 

[Tleno]

Don't you think that its because thats just a hatchling that needs your love and teaching how to kill people skills to grow up into giant, hyper-awesome suuper dragon of Doom. Besides, then you'll have at least one type of aircraft to use in battle... The Crystal Dragon! Imagine how its cool to ride one of those.

 

[trolman]

But it looks really ugly and all the soldiers would laugh....

 

[Tleno]

Ugh... those are crystal dragons, their look depends on their emotions, if they are happy, they look awesome, if they are sad and angry they look ugly. Just play with it, torture few people with him and do other stuff you enjoy to do to make his happy, then he'll turn into nice little big chocobo dragon.

 

[trolman]

No really the thing is sooo ugly you'd puke your guts out.Plus its kinda stupid,it ate all the guards but didnt even think about touching the prisoners who were its dinner :/ .....

 

[Tleno]

Maybe because your soldiers were in shiny armor that attracted him? Oh, if you don't like him, I can take him for my experiments...

 

[trolman]

Well im not gonna give him away for free... *greedy smile*

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... well firstly you'll free yourself from unneeded upkeep, plus you'll have your dungeon free to enslave something else in it and... hey, I just want to extract some of its blood for my *cough* secret experiment *cough* and I can also turn him into non-crystal dragon. Just tell the color you want.

 

[trolman]

Well the dugeon is really big.Maze of tunnels,chambers and bottomless pits.But still and extract?No wai!Not for free that is...

 

[Tleno]

Still, can I just take it's blood sample?

 

[AIagremm]

How the heck should he have blood?

 

[trolman]

Not for free.And ya wtf crystal dragon-blood????Its probably mercury.

 

[Tleno]

Nevermind... my project will be finished and without it...

 

[trolman]

Youre gonna go get it yourself?

 

[trolman]

BTW guys what are we going to do,Theramore is seiged by BL and Jaina sent me a letter (well she sent it to her sister Tiri but i overlooked when she whent to the bathroom)Anyways the letter states that the city will fall by tomorow noon and they(survivors of Theramore and survivors of horde) want to know witch nation will shelter them.

 

[Tleno]

I don't have enough free space for Jaina's collection of her old boyfriend statues... What about Draesnosh?

 

[AIagremm]

Perhaps... their skills of ships will support my flying armada!

Their magics can also help me, plus their population is made of humans and high elves, so there is no problem integrating. Plus I can ask Akama to put Jaina to a... vacation in Trolmania.

But perhaps she is a candidate...

 

[trolman]

Bleh everyone's a candidate
BTW send her.Tiri has been asking me to go visit her sister with her and i was like fine someday when ive got nothing better to do.

 

[AIagremm]

Get rid of Jaina, who became insolent and arrogant and get contro lof her 100 000 humans and elves... sounds good.

 

[trolman]

Dont kill her,sent her to my castle,Tiri would be happy when she finds out.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats what Im saying. Also I think I made a bad choice by becoming black smoke and keeper of the isl... Draenosh at the same time.

 

[trolman]

Bleh your 10 people in one.

 

[trolman]

Anyways bump.