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Lol. I'm such an uber paranoic... that was windows update that allwed you to choose one of the non-Microsoft browsers. So if I understood it correct, Microsoft did it after European Union (a.k.a. League of Gays) convinced Microsoft (a.k.a. Necrosoft) in Monopolising their explorer and not telling people about the other borwsers... how silly smart of me...
 
Its not in any of the books...
Anyways that egg did hatch but the creature was far too ugly for me to love so like every parent that hates their deformed kid,i locked it up in one of the many dungeons under the ,its guarding something very important.....
 
Don't you think that its because thats just a hatchling that needs your love and teaching how to kill people skills to grow up into giant, hyper-awesome suuper dragon of Doom. Besides, then you'll have at least one type of aircraft to use in battle... The Crystal Dragon! Imagine how its cool to ride one of those.
 
Ugh... those are crystal dragons, their look depends on their emotions, if they are happy, they look awesome, if they are sad and angry they look ugly. Just play with it, torture few people with him and do other stuff you enjoy to do to make his happy, then he'll turn into nice little big chocobo dragon.
 
Hmmm... well firstly you'll free yourself from unneeded upkeep, plus you'll have your dungeon free to enslave something else in it and... hey, I just want to extract some of its blood for my *cough* secret experiment *cough* and I can also turn him into non-crystal dragon. Just tell the color you want.
 
BTW guys what are we going to do,Theramore is seiged by BL and Jaina sent me a letter (well she sent it to her sister Tiri but i overlooked when she whent to the bathroom)Anyways the letter states that the city will fall by tomorow noon and they(survivors of Theramore and survivors of horde) want to know witch nation will shelter them.
 
Perhaps... their skills of ships will support my flying armada!

Their magics can also help me, plus their population is made of humans and high elves, so there is no problem integrating. Plus I can ask Akama to put Jaina to a... vacation in Trolmania.

But perhaps she is a candidate...
 
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