The War

[trolman]

Doh
Well theres no model

 

[AIagremm]

Too bad. Regardless, I still have my nether dragons.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

the egg will turn into something!

 

[Tleno]

Crystal dragons? Is that one of the presents that Xel' Scrin gave to the Nerubians?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It could be anything! The Nerubians were given many things!

 

[Tleno]

*Grabs his Nerubanpedia*
Hmmm... like Pants of Nudity, Bread of Famine, Egg of super awesome cristal dragon which is cute and deadly (Catching name, eh? Well its still not the full name!) and Autograph of Xel'naga emperor himself?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

you forgot, the ability to silence annoying peasents, the Bracers of leviatation, the Crystal eggs that I gave to Trolman(would never trade cute Dragons) and a battered old book!

 

[trolman]

I never trade cute Dragons!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Quel'thalas is a rather profitable place! Shame I only own Silvermoom! But I'm sure I can get other lands from other people by offering a crystal egg! ( have more than one!)

 

[trolman]

One crystal egg is enoug btw profitabel place?WTF the city lies in ruins...theres a ton of crime and gangs and you call it profitable

 

[Azsure]

A Crystal Dragon :O

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, where'd that come from? And who had a brilliant idea of using Frots wyrm as base for the unit?!

 

[trolman]

Wtf looks really wierd......

 

[trolman]

And now we're back with the Trolman show with you host-Trolman!
T:Hi everybody.Today I'll be awnsering all your questions,just come to the studio or give as a call at 555 TrolShow

 

[AIagremm]

A: Is your wife really mine servant?

 

[trolman]

T:No she has her own organisation.Its related with finding artefacts of the Old Gods and turning sluge monsters back into their normal forms.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Yeah, sorry I just checked it. She really does lead another organization... *Trolman nods*... Junior Starseekers.

 

[trolman]

T:Junior?Huh.......any other questions about her cuz i know a thing or two.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Why does she have a secret underground ritual room under Belene Catsle?

 

[trolman]

T:How do you know that?Theres mass of underground tunnels under my base yes,alot of things happen there.Anyways she uses it to talk with the old ones,she was saved by them one winter as a child when all the proudmore family whent to a lake.Little Tiri was playing on the ice when suddenly the ice broke and she sunk to the botttom,Admiral proudmore was allready drunk (yes he's an alcoholic i can tell you about that too) so they couldnt do anything.She stayed there for a couple of minutes,her family was obove,on the ice watching if the drowned body would swim up,but isted a dark light came true the hole in the ice.And Tiri the whole lake started to shatter.The family got scared and ran to the shore but they still watched as a tenticle busted true the ice and Tiri was holding on it.Later they returned and Admiral Proudmore and mrs.Proudmore knew that their child was blessed by the Old Gods.

 

[AIagremm]

A: So she went to Dalaran in search of knowledge of those who she game her soul to, but it was not only forbidden, mages thought that the Old Gods were only a myth. So she went to the only ones who would tell her about the Old Gods, let her commune with them and not serve them like the other such organization - Twilight Hammer. She went to the Starseekers.

 

[trolman]

T:Umm no they allowed her to study that type of magic at Dalaran.She then made her own ogranisation.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Show what you know. Anyway, what interests me even more right now is... Cavie, Tleno's Wife!

 

[trolman]

T:I dont know,ask Tleno about that.

 

[Azsure]

I did it by replacing the Frost Wyrm skin with a cristal texture that I found around in the war3x.mpq

Soldier: Hey, who the hell you think you're doing?? get out of the scenario
Panther: Rawr!!!
Soldier: Gahhhhkk!, someone call a hunter or something!

 

[trolman]

T:Oh well if you wanna guest again then cmon come to the studio.

 

[Azsure]

A: Sorry, I have no time now, I just come to tell you about that and then leave. Btw, Put some alcohol on the wound of that footman or it will get infected.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Dude, have you seen footman animations? They always carry a bottle of "water" with them which they drink every time ou just leave them stand.

 

[trolman]

T:Yeah fotman are alcoholics,just like admiral Proudmore....(i could tell a story aobut it)

 

[AIagremm]

A: Dont wanna hear it. Anyway Im making a scientific article for DP. Its a pic!

 

[Tleno]

Alcoholic? Just like 80% of all male Azerothians... (I could tell a story about it...)
Wait, what do you mean infected? Is your panther is a were-panther and can infected people?! Or maybe it had caught undead desease?!

 

[Azsure]

What do you mean she?
And it could get infected if the rusty armor get's in touch with the wound, don't?

 

[trolman]

oh the stroy was about how Admiral Proudmore molsted Tiri one time when he was really drunk....

 

[AIagremm]

He did wha?

 

[Tleno]

Wat she? Me no see and she!
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Rusty armor? From what time is there a personal higiene in Trolmania? Oh, right, my educuation programm! ^^

 

[Tleno]

Wait, what does word molested mean?

 

[Azsure]

Edit button
molested? lol
In spanish it means molesto

 

[Tleno]

You're Spanish?

 

[Tleno]

Wait, why am I asking so much questions... oh, right, I'm drunk!
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[trolman]

Damn my crappy typoz > Anyways he raped her one night when he was really drunk.Jaina was staying late at dalaran becase she was "studying" and Mrs Proudmore was dead so there was no one home to help poor Tiri....

 

[Azsure]

I'm from Latin America, remember?

 

[trolman]

T:Well he doesent.Any other questions or should I end the show for today?

 

[Tleno]

Oh, right... forgot that...

 

[Azsure]

A: Well, he's drunk. So it's not a surprise for me...
Hmm, should I ask about the crystal dragon? it's really interesting.

 

[trolman]

T:Well yeah Admiral Proudmore is an alcoholic end of story.
About the dragon well its kida........ . . . . . . . . . .ugly........i mean it looks very wierd,doesent have any eyes or mouth,has a hole in his head.And looks very wierd in general.Too wierd to be shown in public.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Gruesome trolman.

 

[trolman]

T:What why me?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Your stories are horrible. Yet you are a candidate... you can do all you want.

 

[Azsure]

A: Well, I couldn't find too much crystal textures, but if you want you can seek for some.

 

[trolman]

T:What storyes?This is all 100% real,all my storyes happened or will happen I swear it,and thats coming out of the mout of a Knight.