The War

[AIagremm]

So you are the source of it, huh?

However I cannot do anything about it on your island... but not in Draenosh.

Also trolman, your wife is probably in it too.

 

[trolman]

T:Is she?
Audiance:Is she?
T:Tleno is she?Youre the leader you tell me?She wont tell me Im sure.

 

[Tleno]

You can join us, you seek knowledge about the universe itself, Trolman can't, he is uneducuated brutal barbarian! Oh, and there are the creators and leaders of our lodge:
-Kelesa
-Me
-Jaina Proudmore
-My Archieve's Head Librarian
Notice that my wife and other people (There are lots of members you know) have lover status than us....

 

[AIagremm]

There is an old saying: "If you cant beat them, nuke them!"

 

[trolman]

T:I know just what to do with you cultists......hey can you tell me were your followers meet in my empire?

 

[Tleno]

And no, Tiri is not, but Jaina is. Plus Alagremm or Med'al... the one who's human one... you can join the one of Leaders, other one will be in lower status...

 

[Tleno]

We have lots of members, lots of meeting places... oh, why would you want to kill those who seek knowledge?

 

[trolman]

No i just whant to build shelters from them,so they can be protected by the evil world and all those who want to kill them,just tell me were they meet in my empire i dont mind about the rest of the world.

 

[Tleno]

We oppose hippies too you know...

 

[AIagremm]

Because I kinda dislike secret lodges that have much to do with stone, buildings and knowledge. Otherwise I would like you.

 

[Tleno]

No way, Trolman... ah, okay... Its on the Trap street 13 room 13.

 

[trolman]

Ummm yes i want to protect you from them.If you dont wanna tell me where you meet,just tell me whos their leader in the Trolman empire I'll talk to him/her....

 

[Tleno]

Its just a name, Alagremm (You know, allousion to the Masons). Plus we seek all types of knowledge...

 

[Tleno]

Ummm... local Trolmanian leader is... Nerdman, your nerdy brother who you really love because he allways did all the homework for you!

 

[trolman]

Um thats not my brother...... -.- just tell give me a name and I'll find out the rest.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... still I am rather suspicious. I need to ask my Circle of Lore, Mystwalkers, Starseekers and other forces of Triumvirate to find out everything they can about your order. By noon I will have all information there is.

 

[Tleno]

I told you, your best childhod friend then, Nerdman. Well nevermind, he's name is Nerdman and he did homework for you!

 

[trolman]

And where do you meet?

 

[Tleno]

Why should I tell you? I just know that Nerdman sometimes hold parties with his friends in his basement...

 

[AIagremm]

Also he and his friends call their suburb The Dorky Nerdman Empire.

 

[trolman]

He wasnt really my friend,i just took his lunch money and stole his homework all the time.Also I found out were he lives...

 

[Tleno]

So, Alagremm, do you joins us? I already prepared everything for the initiation!

 

[Tleno]

So you will make a terrain of how you'll arrest him?

 

[trolman]

Arrest....no....but a pic....yes.

 

[Tleno]

Still, you can't join us until you won't get your university degree. But you still can be only with lowest status we have...

 

[AIagremm]

Name: Secret Architect Lodge
Base of operations: Tleno's Island, Trolman Empire, Draenosh
Capital: Tleno's Island, Archive
Affliation: Independant, TlenoTech
Way: Chaotic neutral, knowledge
Leader: Tlenosius, Keleesa, Grand Librarian
Secondary leaders: Jaina Proudmore, Cavie
Current activities: Slowly taking control of all territory that interests them under their secret control. Gathering information for themselves
Chronology of actions: Order created(???), Agents sent to Lordaeron and Draenosh(6 months ago), Order locations taken under control(4 months ago), Order gets to its nowaday state(3.5 months ago), Influencing of different organizations began(2 months ago)
Conclusion: Order has mercantile and egoistic ways, they do anything to find out any knowledge. Their ways can be quite dark and it is believed that their true intentions are not known to anyone except the chosen few. They are not acceptable by Triumvirate.

 

[AIagremm]

Elder Sage Akama(Mystwalkers), Darkspeeker R'lieh(Staseekers), Med'al(Circle of Lorekeepers) and other Triumvirate secret factions.

 

[Tleno]

We're not chaotic, we're lawful! Plus we do seek knwledge, but not as agrresive as you think... plus I forgot to mention Jaina is one of creators too... and she and Kelesa wouldn't join any evil organiaztions you know...

 

[AIagremm]

Perhaps... perhaps not. Maybe they dotn even know what the order is really about?

 

[trolman]

Jaina not evil? >xD thats such a lie,as a child Jaina was really evil,she did all sorts of bad stuff and claimed her younger sister.From there Tiri got really depresed and started doing drugs....

 

[AIagremm]

Tiri is a hippy!

 

[trolman]

No hippies do pot.Tiri did crack,coke,heroin,LCD and a ton of happy pills.

 

[AIagremm]

Great... what people surround us. Serisouly, I need to check what people go in Starseekers.

 

[trolman]

Dont worry she said she stoped the drugs when she whent to Dalaran to learn magic,one of the teachers there helped her.

 

[Tleno]

Maybe we should check on you then?! And we are lawful and, well, Jaina is a pacifist and one of the creators, she is equal ruler of architects as me... besides, Kelesa learned how to be architect from us!

 

[AIagremm]

Dont wanna think how he helped her.

 

[Tleno]

wait, there is no LSD and happy pills in Azeroth... there are only happy grass and happy potions!

 

[AIagremm]

And happy troll mojo!

 

[Tleno]

I think they hippnotized her to have a drug-o-phobia!

 

[trolman]

Um o no that was the furblog teacher and furblogs arent attracted to human girls.

 

[AIagremm]

You think so, huh?

 

[Tleno]

So he did hippnotized her?! Oh, so Alagremm, are you gonna joins us? If yes, meet us at Holy Church of Holyness in San Francheeseco!

 

[trolman]

Well that one was happyly married with children....and wasnt attracted to human girls....

 

[AIagremm]

No Im not. I am master of Draenosh. I cannot join some side. However I will keep in touch with your order and Im going to take Keleesa in the tortu... in a restaurant to discuss why did she join you.

Im gonna have a long talk with Ner'zhul tonight I think.

 

[trolman]

But i tought Ner';zhul isnt in this...

 

[AIagremm]

He isnt. I just want to talk to him, he's a smart... armor... in crystal.... whatever.

 

[trolman]

K.But what no comments?

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm, our organiaztion tryes to keep neutrality, it fjights only against those who fight against it or who decrease teacher slary or do other anti-educuational things...

 

[AIagremm]

Go kill trolman. I remain neutral as well.

 

[trolman]

Cmon u guys go n comment mah pic <