The War

[AIagremm]

What is there to say? At leats for me.

 

[Tleno]

I also forgot to mention that Architects build school and prepare teachers to make whole world educuated and intelgent and when everyone will be inteligent, there will be no wars or other problems becauce people will be able to solve all problems!

 

[trolman]

Bleh your even crazyer than the hippies.

 

[AIagremm]

Already done it in Draenosh. It is the land of knowledge, even lost ones in Whitemyst Swamp know as much as a human who finsihed 12 classes of education.
Universities and shools are centers of culture in all the cities on Draenosh.

 

[Tleno]

Yes, this is why I want you to be one of our leaders, just like jaina or me! becauce Draenosh is already land of knowledge and all races there tolerate each others and there are no crimes or other problems... and I want all universe to be like that... come to the church I've mentioned before (Its in Draenosh) to join the ones who seek everyone to be scientifically happy!

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah?Then if everyones so smart and does olnly the smart jobs,who will do the lower ones?Your society of equalness will fall.

 

[AIagremm]

We got golems for that. ANyway, I cant join, but I will support your order and Keleesa is enuogh I think.

 

[trolman]

Then again do what you want.My people are soooo brainwashed...they will do everything i tell them.Those destroyed Pylons not olnly ressurected the undead but make everyone who was touched by their magic my loyal slave.So you cultists cant destroy my feudal system.

 

[Tleno]

You can be a member of our society without commanding it. You can be a member just so you could get all our information and go to our secret meeting in our... Basements!

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, doesnt that sound like Emitter Towers and A-Radiation?

 

[Tleno]

No, I didn't even tough about that... we need educuated, free people, not brainwashed zombies... Looks like he's people are just feeling lost becauce they realised that the world is actually not flat?

 

[trolman]

God doesent approve your ways.There are secrets that must stay.
Azeroth is flat.

 

[Tleno]

See?! How can a person like you be able to control a land? Besides, now all your people are gonna degenerate into monkeys and dinosaurs! Thats right, one of my Architect lodge members discovered that humans evolved from monkey and dinosaurs! Or at least Old Gods evolved monkey with their magic... whatever...

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... I should totally ask Starseekers about that. If they wont start their cheatchat about giving more budget for blood, ash and ritual circle mineral dust.

 

[trolman]

Brainwashing......

 

[Tleno]

Oh, Alagremm, to recieve all our information and go to our hideouts, you have to start the ritual now... and now... now you have to... Fill this form!
*Gives a paper and pencil to Alagremm*

Architect lodge joining quiz

1. Why have you decided to join us?
2. What is most immportant thing in your life?
3. Why do you want to join us?
4. What is your educuation?
5. What is your favourite colour?
6. What size robe do you want?
7. Anything you'd like to share about yourself?

 

[trolman]

Enough cultist talk my people arent that much brainwashed anyways.....just enough so they dont have any ideas of killing me or Tiri or taking my away my crown.
Now what are we going to do about the Burning Legion?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... The Architects may join the war against legion, but we need everyone to fight against it!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, I want so even the Evillzard would join the war against the legion!

 

[trolman]

The legion is currently destroying the barrens....

 

[Tleno]

Barrens? Thats not so bad, we have few months before they'll get to our lands... besides, aszure and Veljkom should stop them, we just need to send them reinforcements...

 

[AIagremm]

1.I havent
2.Heck I dont know. Lore? Triumvirate? Draenosh? Island? Kele...
3.I told you I dont!
4.Temple of Karabor, Karaszhan, Eldre'thalas
5.Green!
6.Size D(raenei)
7.I can turn into a pillar of living awesomely-powered smoke
Also I am the leader of Triumvirate, creator and heart of Draenosh... oh, and I love kitties!

 

[trolman]

Azsure lives in the empire and VeljkoM has sealed himself in Thuderbuff.So we should have time....

 

[Tleno]

Congatualations, you've passed the test! the only mistake you've made is that you do want to join us... but whatever, one mistake is not so bad... so, here, there are all the cordinates where you can go to one of our hideouts!

 

[AIagremm]

*Talking with weird idiotic scene voice*Yes. Those are the plans. Hope I wont drop them *Drops he plans* Oh no. I dropped the plans. Hope trolman wont find them.

Just kiddin! ^^

 

[Tleno]

*Members of the lodge start laughting* ...wait, are you serious?!

 

[Azsure]

I am not in kalimdor anymore Tleno, VeljikoM should try it alone. Or escape from there...

 

[AIagremm]

>>
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No...

 

[Tleno]

Lodge members: You forgot to add > at the end!

 

[trolman]

He sealed him self in Thunder bluff.

 

[trolman]

So anyone have any plans how to defeat the legion?

 

[Tleno]

...Attack them with all we have?

 

[trolman]

Hmm we'll get totaly pwnd....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Trol so you still don't want the mystery box? Well then, Silvermoon and the other place you offered for The box and the Eternal Necklace?

 

[trolman]

Silvermoon for both,take it or leave it.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Okay I will just right up the contract to prove it!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Contract says:
I Trolman,

Herby trade Silvermoon for the mystery box and the Eternal Necklace.

SLA now owns Silvermoon and the rest of Quel'Thalas by order of Emerpor Trolman!

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[trolman]

No,no no he owns olnly Silvermoon.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh, sorry major typo! Whoever wrote it will not be smothered in riches *lie* and will be punished! *lie*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Items removed:
1 x Mystery box
1 x Rusty old Necklace

Items recieved:
1 x Deed to Silvermoon

 

[trolman]

Ok so you get olnly Silvermoon City.If my people see any nerubians outside of the city expect an army that comes to kill you withing an hour got it?Now whats in that box....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Open and find out!

 

[trolman]

Ok now i'll open the box and in it is a ________ (what am I going to find?)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Baby book, with pictures of Trolman, Trolgirl, Garithos, Elfman(think that is his name) and any other seiblings you have
Some pictures of Trolman with his first Girlfriend(should probably hide from Tiri!)
A turnip!
An Egg made of what looks like Diamond!

 

[trolman]

Lol you've remembered my family tnx
Hmm does the egg have any magic powers?

 

[Azsure]

A diamond egg? so it will grow into a diamond bird with amazing powers or what? :O

 

[trolman]

Yeah i was like that too.....

 

[AIagremm]

Crystal dragon. Hey I should get one of those!

Girlfriend? No, its Girlman! xD

 

[trolman]

Wtf...shutup >

 

[Azsure]

I wonder if there's a model of one like that...
Or if what think it will be that egg would be true...

Trolman's jokes never die! xD