The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

*Appears again*
SM: Well, what do you want for the rest of it?

 

[trolman]

T:I dont know,make your offer.....and why didnt you just enter true the front door?This is my studio and you olnly gotta buy a ticket to get in.

 

[AIagremm]

I dont even have to. Peon Jacob is the owner of CO Interplanetal.

 

[trolman]

T:Thats all of the show for tonight folks.I got tierd.
We can still have a normal non-bolded talk

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

SM: Hey us Dwarves pay for no ticket! I have a box! It has the initals TM, found in the ruins of your old home!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Damn that last bit wasn't on the air!

 

[AIagremm]

Probably the embarrasing teenage pictures of trolman.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

who knows the question is, Is Trolman willing to trade Quel'Thalas for this old Box?

 

[trolman]

Those were baby pictures.Anyways where did you find that box? and yes it wasnt on air

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Your old house! the one your family moved from whilst your were still very young!

 

[AIagremm]

Next time on "Trolman Hour":
Who is Tiri Proudmore and who does she really serve?
Is Cavie one of Triumvirate's?
Is Keleesa... erm, never mind.
Find out next time on Trolman Hour!

 

[trolman]

Oh right?But still whats in the box?

 

[trolman]

Yeah find that tomorow or tonight....or tomorow.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It is a mystery box! Do you want the Box in trade for the whole of Quel'thalas or do you wanna keep you most hated and vermin ifested area?

 

[trolman]

Doh i hate those things,it could be something really cool but it could be a bomb and kill me.Hmm how about this,You give me the necklace and the box and I'll give you Silvermoon city and that island on witch SunWell was.

 

[trolman]

Well it was destroyed by the forces of the scourge....but then it was rebuild by the Blood elfs.....then destroyed by my forces so now its just a bunch of rocks....anyways whats in the temble of Karabor?Whats in the Shimmertone Mountain and whts the eye of Alagremm?Oh and whats starwell?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

this is a Mystery Box! it could hold a whole number of things!
Oh Trolman, was it true you never knew your father? And that was the reason your mother moved from your house while you were still so young?

 

[trolman]

Still no more than that isle and silvermoon.And no my father is a second war veteran and no they didnt break up i have 2 other brothers and a sister remember?
Hmm your offers are.....unintresting....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh, must have got you mixed up with some other guy, my bad!
How about this Treasure map, convascated from the pirates who tried invading Northrend!

 

[trolman]

Bleh i dont want it

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Right I will keep the key to stopping cazied hippies all to myself then! Hmm how about, If we execute every Blood Elf who is not willing to become your slave?

 

[trolman]

Your talk about mass genocide worryes me...
But then again dont you have some intresting box?And Alagremm you should also try to buy it.Lets have a auction!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm, I thought you hated Blood Elves, seems i was strongly miss lead as I thought you would jump at any chance to despose of them!

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, Triumvirate is based in Draensoh, we only get small cities to be able to influence the situation anywhere.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Trol Tell you what, the Mystery Box for Quel'Thalas and all the land underneath!

 

[trolman]

Ture i do hate all blood elfs but i whant to make them suffer and still have profit from it,I'll send male and ugly female bloodelfs to work in the mines and other places while the hot female Blood elfs will be sex slaves.
And still alagremm you could by silvermoon....

 

[AIagremm]

You want to bang blood elven woman? I almost burped whenI even thought of those wretched... however sending them to the Whore Pits of Capital City could be a good idea.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh woops I meant Silvermoon! not Quel'Thalas! Mystery box for Silvermoon!

 

[trolman]

I've got Tiri to bang and I love.My idea is to humiliate the bloodelfs...and gain profit from pimping
Hmm the land underneath?You just gave your self away,theres something under Silvermoon isnt there?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Nerubians build underground! It is safer!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Deal or no Deal?

 

[trolman]

Hmm deal!You get silvermoon city.

 

[trolman]

The ruins of sunwell are still for sale.

 

[trolman]

Come to think of it.....No theres no deal the item/s in the box could be a total rip off.

 

[AIagremm]

Enough saletalk! We must unleash true force of terror and darkness... sorry, dont know what came over me. Im tired.

 

[trolman]

Even evil needs to sleep
Yeah we should continue tomorrow.

 

[Cthulus]

Not all that is evil need sleep.. unless that damn hangover won't go away.
The Old One is now in, baby!

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, does anybody going to make a pic sometime? or at least a pic of the show's scenario or something

 

[trolman]

I can make a pic but i dont have any ideas .
T:And now back to the Trolman show heres the topics from yesterday:
Who is Tiri Proudmore and who does she really serve?
Is Cavie one of Triumvirate's?
Is Keleesa... erm, never mind.
Now Im waiting for your calls or visits here in the studio in the lower levels of the Belene Castle.

 

[Tleno]

Well I have some info about Kelesa... but I can't tell you this information...

 

[Tleno]

Now I can only tell you there is a secret organization that exists to obtain all knowledge in the world. Oh, and one of it's members is m.......

 

[AIagremm]

Your wife!? Wow, didnt know we were collegu... fok!

 

[Tleno]

No, your girlfriend.... and don't try to oppose the Mason Architect lodge!

 

[AIagremm]

Nooooooes! Plus Im not in it.

She is? Thats it, I gonna do somethin about it.

 

[trolman]

T:So your saying that Keleesa is a part of the Architect lodge?

 

[AIagremm]

A: No Im not. Plus I want to know where is this disease coming from. Such organizations are forbidden in Triumvirate. However I also heard that Cavie is also in it!

 

[Tleno]

Wait, since you know about us and intrested in all the knowledge in the world, you can... join us! But you must not tell anybody about us to anyone, or you will be banned or killed!

 

[trolman]

T:Well in the empire,cults and secret societys are also strictly forbidden.The followers of those orgainsations are harshly punished by the Trolhodox church.So Cavie is in one?Well we cant really do anything becase the laws on tleno island say its ok.

 

[Tleno]

I am in it too... I'm one of it's creators... and no, we don't spread deseases. We test them only on lab rats! Plus we don't practice necromancy!

 

[AIagremm]

How can you ban or kill me? Leader of Triumvirate! Hearth of Draenosh! Keeper of Knowledge! *Walks forward and suddenly an arrow hits the place where he was*
Ok, who did that!? Come here!
*Another arrow avoided*
Thats it!