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The War

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A: I was talking about the Burning Legion, I toll her that if we didn't move from Ashenvale they will come to attack us...
P: Rawr!
C: I toll you, I don't care!
A: Why are you so mad? can you calm down at least one second?
C: ... I just need to take a breath.... and I will feel much better....
 
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T:Ok,moving on to my next question.Why are you Clare so angry and does the panter have a leash?Oh and why did you move to my empire,you did it before the Legion retuned so you better say the truth this time.
 
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A: Yeah, it was Al's suggestion so I just acepted and decided to move out.
C: But you didn't tell me anything about it?
A: I was going to tell you, do you think I'm capable to hide something from you? (Azsure winked at Trolman)
C: Well, as far at this time you tell me the truth, so I will trust in you for now
A: Ok ^^ Btw, the panther doesn't have any leash Oo
But don't worry, just make sure that people dont't bring meat close to him...
 
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Trolman to a footman:Ok,get a janitor to clean up the mess,pay the live audiance to keep their mouths shut and delete this part of the interview.
Footman:Yes,sir!
T:If it was anyone else,you 3 would be in jail understand?Ok 3....2..1... And were back here on the Trolman chanel with me your hoast and probably master Trolman.Today as a guest we have the Cheeftain of the Eluna'vi tribe Azsure and his beautiful wife Clare.Now on to my next question:Who the hell allowed you to come and live in my empire?!?!?
 
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T:I'll deal with him later.....now guess what?Back to my other question!What's your story azsure?You poped out of nowere with your panter,but now you're rich famous,marryed to the prittyest of all the night elfs and in charge of the Eluna'vi tribe,what happened before that?And dont mind the giant spider he's a friend.
 
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A: Ok, hmm where should I start?
I was living in the Moonlight Clan since many years often (sudently the Tragic Confrontation Music appeared) and I was grown as a common night elf (but with amazing skills) and one day I meet this panther and he never leave me again, soon I discovered it was because of my Clan's skills to control this creatures to my will >:)
Also did I mention I traveled to Quel'Thalas one day for a busines work? (lie)
C: Oo
 
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T:True i do hate bloodelfs and kinda dislike high elfs.....Anyways Quel'thalas is one of my provinces which i dont like,and thats were most of the scum lives-bandits,outlaws,orcs,trolls,gnolls,elfs,gnomes and other things live.What Im saying is that its the worst province ive got and it doesent have any income,at all.And i might sell or trade it.
 
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SM: Well, as you are well aware, Azjol Nerub is a very old kingdom! Over the years, the Nerubians have collect quite a some of Gold,not to mention those pylons! Name the price an we will buy! The benifits of Quel'thalas being under Silly control is that the Trolls will become none hostile, unemployment will go down by atleast 50% and the land which was not revived with the pylons will be restored to it's former glory. Oh, in addition to all these, the Elves will be watched at all times!
 
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Al: The Inner Kingdom is not in your control. The tendrils of Old Gods power there can not be destroyed through normal means. Triumvirate only wants to build a small outpost in one of the ruined halls to... research the Inner Kingdom.
 
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T:I dont need money,i get enough out of tax and mines all around my empire,but i might trade it in for something else,you tell me what.Oh and Alagremm why did you say its ok for azsure to live in my empire?
 
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T:As I tought I told you before,the old part of the empire is doing just right,almost all of the citys and villages are fixed,the forsets are cut back to make room for more crops and everything is doing just fine....still you are in no wright to allow non-trolmanians to live in the trolman empire.
 
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SM: Al, I am fully aware that the Inner Kingdom is not in Nerubian control!*lie* Inead of stead of regaining it, SLA has decided it to be much easier to build a new Kingdom! To trade for Quel'thalas I present to you the Eternal Necklace!
Crowd: oOo! Arrrr!
SM: Sparkly isn't it! SLA found this within a great book in the Library of Azjol Nerub! He said it has some sort of everlasting effect on whom so ever wears it! Personally I would prefer the stone inside it! So, Mr.Trolman Sir Bossman, do we have a deal?
 
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SM: Well, the name gives it away a tiny bit! Eternal Necklace! It enable the wearer to make an effect everlasting! For, instance if you have the hat of a Penguin, that turns people into Penguins for 60 seconds, it will make them forever a Penguin until the wearer decides to break the spell!
*Spiderling runs in the way*
S: Keep back you mindless Zombies!
got food be back in a bit!
 
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SM: NO MAGIC POWERS?! How do you think I got in to this room? Your Guards are still under the effects over my Thunder Clap! Which should only last 5 seconds! But I cannot force you to take it! When SLA has done with the Trials he will offer you something you cannot refuse! Spiderling!
*Stewart McSquizzy and the Spiderling both dissapear!
 
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