The War

[AIagremm]

He sure does!

 

[trolman]

Clown:Oh yeah wanna fight about it?

 

[Tleno]

T: Sure. *Grabs his gun and shots the clown to the death* Oh yeah! Good clown is dead clown! So trolman, that will be 5000000 gold pieces for rising your CO talk show's rating!

 

[Tleno]

Besides, sad clowns are bad mojo...

 

[AIagremm]

You were at debode's Mojo Lounge, right?

 

[trolman]

*After about an hour,doing it with Tiri,Trolman returns*
T:Now Im back!Wait what the fuck is this drunk doing here leading my show?!? *a nearby captain whispers something in Trolman's ear*..I did?Ok thanks.Get this scum off my studio.
Clown:And what if I *huccup* dont wanna leave *huccup*?!?!?
T:Heh....leave now if you know whats good for you.
C:No i wont *huccup* make me you prick! *huccup*
T:Hahahah.*Turns towards the captain*Give me my axe.
Captain:Yes sur.
Clown:Wait what do you need that axe for *huccup*......wait *huccup* stop......dont please!
*slice*
*Clowns head falls of infron of the camera.Children scream.*
Ok so do we have any other guests for the night?

 

[trolman]

Oh crap well i killed him plus you're following your wife remember?

 

[Azsure]

... Hmm, looks like I missed up the show... :S

 

[trolman]

You can catch it again today.

 

[trolman]

Ok so the show is on air,with me i have the leader of the Trolhodox church-Patriarch Max.We'll be discussing some boring things so if annyone else whats to ask something,anything or be on the show just call on these numbers: 55512532,135672 or 7

 

[AIagremm]

Or call our hotline 4815162342!

 

[Tleno]

Some guy calling trolman with his communication stone (phone): So Trolmen, dude, why is your face so ugly? I mean we with pals here smoking weed an... your face is ugly enough even without it!..

 

[trolman]

Ah you again?Well dont worry when you return back home,you will notice that your wife and children were killed and their faces are all skined and riped.Afterwhich you will have the same fate.Any other callers or people who would like to be on the show?

 

[Tleno]

Ugh... Trolman, that was not me. Thats "SGCTWHCS(P).

 

[trolman]

I know,i had the call traced so i found out were that person lives.

 

[Tleno]

So... have you checked where he got that weed from? Looks like someone is illegally selling weed on Trolmanian black market... should we take an action? I mean it might be supported r organized by out little weedhead demons, isn't it?

 

[trolman]

Hmm I am creating a new part of the police-the VICE team.They also have their own show.I'll send them to find out clues and if they hit something big,the press will surely post it in the news.
Now are there any other callers?

 

[Tleno]

Generic guy nr. 2: Hello Mr. Trolman! I'd like to find out what according to the law I should do if my croops are beeing burned down by dragons... *Breaking wood sound* ... Please answer ASAP!!... *Screaming sound*

 

[AIagremm]

OMG, Trolman has transmuted into four Na'vi!

 

[trolman]

Well report to the nearest barracks from were they should help you or,pick up an axe or sword and defend your self.
What Na'vi?

 

[Tleno]

You avatar is Na'vi. I sence gay blood elf voodoo magic here...

 

[trolman]

What its not Na'vi!Its the album cover for KISS's 1982 album called Creatures of the Night.And those arent elfs they are Gene Simmons (left),Ace Frehley(bottom),Eric Carr (top) and Paul Stanley (right)

Now anny other callers?

 

[Tleno]

Even their names are elfish... Creatures of night = Night elves, duh.

 

[Tleno]

GG3: Excuse me mr. Trol'vi, but are the rumors that you are actually a dendrophile alien blue cat-like basketball player from planet Pandora, just like rumors say?

 

[trolman]

Fine!Now im not "a Na'vi".Happy now people of azeroth and other places?Any other questions?

 

[Tleno]

GG4: How to use a toilet paper?

 

[trolman]

T:You dont,its not invanted yet.

 

[Evillizard]

Parts are here! ^^ Going to make a picture today

 

[trolman]

Cool!Even tough we are enemys you could still be on my show.

 

[Tleno]

GG5: I am noob and eat dingleberies for dinner.

 

[trolman]

Umm enough stupid calls.PLS olnly real cool ones.

 

[Tleno]

GG5: Wait, so I won't get my 500 gold peces if I say that on CO? Oh damn those kids again!..*Old guy starts screaming at Trolman*

 

[trolman]

T:Hey its not my falt.....goh,enough with the calls for today.But still,a guest could come and visit the show.Im waiting.

 

[Tleno]

GG5: Oh you kids think you can become an Emperor and mock all the veterans of the First war?! I'll show you!..*More shoouting about Trolman*

 

[trolman]

T:Gee sorry grampa i didnt know you were watching the show.

 

[Tleno]

TG: Trooley, my boy! I didn't recnized you in all this glamrock make-up! So how is going?! Have you became that Emperor man you wanted?..

 

[trolman]

T:This is Hardrock makeup.Plus makeup was furst worn by men than stolen by women.Anyways Yes I am grampa yes I am.And how are you doing?

 

[Tleno]

TG: Oh, fine, just watching phictures of you beeing 2 years old peeing in a river *The Audience starts laughting* and kissing your grandma's butt while she was asleep *The Audience is lying on a floor from all this laughter* You were so cute then...

 

[trolman]

T:Grampa please stop imberessing me infront of my people....

 

[Tleno]

TG: But you are so adorable... oh, look, I think now I understand how to send pictures with the fox! *Sends those imbearasing pictures to studio*

 

[trolman]

T:Ok thats it.*closes the file before its sent and throws the stone true the window *a painfull scream outside*,ok anymore callers?

 

[Tleno]

Callers: Nope.

 

[trolman]

Doh well enough with the calls for today.If annyone whants to come and talk on my show just post it here.Till then enjoy the remake of the classic Planet Wars

 

[Azsure]

Trolman, a Na'vi? Oo
that's an insult even for me!

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah!?!?! Whanna talk about it!?!(on my show?)

 

[Azsure]

Well, how can I start? hmm...

 

[trolman]

T:Ok I'll ask you somme questions,and you'll awnser,its this is just an interview OK?So this is it question one:Is it true that You marryed clare olnly becase she was the daughter of the cheeftain of the Na'vi tribe and that one of my agents killed him?
Clare:WTF is it?

 

[Azsure]

A: Nah, Trolman likes to start with a (absolutly not) funny question as the interview...
C: ¬¬'

A: <<
A: >>
A: >:S

 

[trolman]

T:Ok maybe you'll awnser that question later.....
Anyways hows life for you now,when you and your tribe live in a forset in the trolman empire?

 

[Azsure]

A: Well, not too confortable, you know? your people is too noisy at night that doesn't at least let me think.
C: Yeah, Azsure, why the hell do we had to move here?
A: I toll you, it was too dangerous to live in Ashenvale anymore and besides...
C: I don't f#*king care! I would slaughtered them all if they ever try to attack us....
Panther: Rawr!
C: What the? why the hell did you bring your panther here??!
A: He feels lonely