The War

[AIagremm]

No, I think I'll pass.

 

[Tleno]

Try it! Its the new and immproved version without rat poison!

 

[AIagremm]

I better have some copypasta

 

[Tleno]

But copypasta doesn't taste so delishious... try it, I know you'll like it... besides, this rat poison effects only dwarves, it doesn't effect anything else... even rats!

 

[AIagremm]

Now thats good for you. Hey, I remembered that Im Black Smoke now! Im invincible!
*Tries mayorella*
Oh my... I think I overestimated my powers...
*Becomes Black Smoke and runs to the Twilight Portal*

 

[Tleno]

*Shouts to the runing away Alagemm* Hey, do you remember how you told me you're so annoyed of toilet stealing thieves?! So I accidentally installed the sonic wall on every single toilet there is...

 

[AIagremm]

Ugh, much better. What, I smoked it out of me!

 

[trolman]

I have returned!Anyways im gonna do that picture,what does sergaras look like!??!?And im subscribing for 6 monts now give me 2 jars.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Hmm I'll use a bigger mannoroth....

 

[trolman]

This is very important,Which charecters did Evillizard turn into hippies?

 

[AIagremm]

Arthas, Deathwing, Archimonde, Kil'jaeden, Sargeras, Sylvanas, Varimathras...

 

[trolman]

Wait Sergeras?Then why is he attacking?I mean evillizard didnt mention he had him....

 

[AIagremm]

He idd, but it was just his avatar, real Sargeras is here.

 

[trolman]

idd????Well lets just say that Sergaras whanted all the pot for himself so he broke free from evillizard and decided to kill everything but pot in azeroth so he can grow it in peace.He also ressurected Archemond too

 

[trolman]

OMG SERGARAS HAS RETURNED!!!

 

[Evillizard]

I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE KIRBY EMOTICON!
It took many years, but I have it!
s(^.^)y Peace!
About the sargeras crap. He's green now, remember?

 

[trolman]

lol.....
anyways sergaras was pure green becase of the argus air...in azeroth he looks like a green pitlord.

 

[trolman]

bleh ive been here all day waiting for some one to post....anyways today is liberation day so i dont have school!!!
So lets discuss people,what are we going to do about the Legion invasion???

 

[trolman]

WTF were is everyone???

 

[JokeMaster]

At school maybe?

 

[trolman]

normaly they're back before i return but today....i mean i dont have school till 5 a clock...

 

[Tleno]

I think I have an idea how to stop marihuana... we can pollute the Earth with Alcohol, oil and... well... that thing from, er... toilets so even Marihuana couldn't grow on it... and then, will will burn the land they already infested using fuel, zepeling and torches!

 

[trolman]

And were are we gonna live then?

 

[Tleno]

We don't need to coner everything, we just need to surround the area infested with them. Oh, we could aslo make an anti-drug squad from our best warriors.

 

[AIagremm]

I say we call the Fire Lord Ozai, he's master of burning the land for no reason.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... and I could grab few of my fuel and alcohol tanks!

 

[trolman]

Umm we must kill sergaras then destroy all the pot

 

[Tleno]

No, we need to burn him and his pot!

 

[trolman]

His body,yes and no not burn it...

 

[JokeMaster]

I have a lots of booze...And sargeras likes booze... Booze+Sargeras=Drunken sargeras
Drunken sargeras+FIre=Burned Sargeras. Simple maths

 

[trolman]

Ummmm he'll kill you without even moving his finger but ok try it...

 

[trolman]

So anyone wanna discuss how to stop sergaras or will we do nothing and just wait till he kills us one by one and destroys the world?

 

[AIagremm]

Sounds good.

 

[trolman]

Wait so youre just gonna let us all die while you lay in bathtub with Keleesa in it too,and both of you are watching the destruction of azeroth true CO back at your capital?

 

[AIagremm]

Why not? I closed the Twilight Portal anyway.

However, refugees are welcome.

 

[Azsure]

So you don't care about Kalimdor anymore?

 

[trolman]

Well its not like he cant somehow enter your world
And azsure you should be worried alot cuz Sergaras is in the barrens,right next to Ashenvale were you are.....

 

[Azsure]

Well, I moved to your empire (though I didn't tell you anything aobut it before) and I will be guarding the Twilight Portal with all my forces.

 

[trolman]

I know you did,the admiral who's name i havent made up yet,told me that about 30 night elven boats with an avatar(the movie) and moon logo were coming this way,i know were the portal is and infact its really close to a big town.Anyways,you are there to guard that portal and thus you shall gard it,The forest its in is surrounded by one of my legions,so really,dont get out of it,unless you're allowed.

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, to make it impossible for demons to invade the portal will open only one time a day to keep contact with the world.

 

[trolman]

Still they could get in...

 

[Azsure]

It reminds me the Last mission of the Reign of Chaos to protect the World Tree...

 

[StormWarriors2]

I haven't sent an army Trolman! I've been getting recurits! I'm trying to gather some of my old allies in the Alteraic!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Alteraic? You mean Alterac?

 

[trolman]

But the world tree is destroyed,so what are we gonna guard then?
Good dont.You are here to obey the empire,thus you shall follow my orders,is that clear?
Also alteraic recruits eh?So youre getting people from other human kingdoms to join the Trolman army?Keep doing it and you'll get promoted.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[Tleno]

I'm kinda busy today guys, so don't bother me...

 

[trolman]

OMG what do i tell my sister in law?Someone has to be a guest for her show:Jaina in the Morning

 

[trolman]

RLY?Doesent annyone wanna be on the show?It airs at 4:00 GMT