The War

[Azsure]

Nah, plus anybody would like to work with a pit lord.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I just watched the new episoe of LOST and in it Black Smoke finally attacked the Temple, killed everybody in it(thank Sayid for letting him in) and even hot some people to go with him.

 

[trolman]

Dont you want to be on the show cheeftain of the Eluna'vi tribe?Bring your wife too.And pls come to the show becase the raitings are very low cuz the olnly guests are the pitlord and his girlfiend Kim.

 

[trolman]

How about one of the triumvirate members?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm.... maybe Cavie can go to your show?

 

[trolman]

Its not my show,its my sister in law Jaina's but she has to prepare the defences of Theramore so im gonna be the host.Ok?
Fist question.Cavie how did you meet tleno?

 

[Tleno]

C: We met at annual steampunkishly stlyed scientists of Azeroth convention.

 

[trolman]

T:Make sence,now on to my next question,What do you do for a living?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Hey I was there too! Thats when I first met tleno as well. I showed how the sonic fences affect black smoke in which a draenei has turned.

 

[trolman]

T:Wait who invited you?Security!!!*a footman brings a letter to Trolman* Whats this??? *after reading the letter*Ok just got a word from Jaina,you can stay on the show.She wont be returning soon,something about archane magic,sergaras,burning legion and alot of pot.Anyways heres your question,how did you get in?

 

[Tleno]

C: Well trolma.. *Recieves a Cell Orb call* ...What? New radioctive mineral type detected? Where? I'm comming! *Hides her Cell Orb* Excuse me, but I ight get a Noobel prize for this discovery! *Grabs her hook launcher, shots it trough window and slides on the rope away*

Sorry, it was just that I still have things to do and don't want to answer these questions... but that was cool, right? Right?

 

[trolman]

T:Oh well another time I guess.Now moving on to our next guest its either Jacob the peon,Exarch Alagremm,Keleesa or Med'al,you can just never know.

 

[AIagremm]

A: She always does that. Even when she was on the celebration in the Spire of Karabor. Broke a priceless draenethyst glass mosaic and slided down from the height of kilometr.
Anyway, I just flew in. You know, Twilight gave me powers.

 

[AIagremm]

J,K,M: Actually we are all here. After Al got in he opened the door.

 

[trolman]

T:So you just left Keleesa begind?Anyways whats this twilight thing that I've been hearing about?

 

[Tleno]

Camera guy who suspiciously remminds Tleno: Smoke powers? Do those have relation to hippie... wait why are you looking at me? I allways spy on my wife so she wouldn't break something draenethycal again... oh well *Grabs his own hook launcher and slides down, breaking the draeneithyst window*

 

[trolman]

T:Well Jaina will sure be pissed when she finds out what happened to the window,anyways Im not paying for it.

 

[trolman]

T:Ok now to my next question,why did you close the portal?

 

[Tleno]

Suspicious...

 

[AIagremm]

M: Well we were sick of different weird stuff and crazy people in Azeroth so we limited passage to Draenosh for safety of Triumvirate. Now we are becomeing stronger and stronger. Also, the cities become bigger and more beautiful and powerful thanks to grand architect Keleesa.
K: Shut up, you *smiles*

 

[trolman]

T:Wierd.......Anyways who's ruling draenorsh while you're all here?

 

[Tleno]

Even more suspicious...

 

[AIagremm]

A: Well usually even when Im not there, I am. However I left Ner'zhul to take care of things...*suddenly his CO vibrates and plays the "Power of the Horde"* Really? He did what?! Im coming back immediatly! *Puts away the CO* Ner'zhul got totally crazy! I leave you with my advisors, I need to go! *Turns into black smoke and flies away into unknown location*

 

[trolman]

T:Wait what are you still doing here?I tought you left?(tleno)

 

[Tleno]

I allways have my portable crystal orb with myself and allways coment everything I see in it, just like that guy from Taganr... never mind...

 

[trolman]

T:No wonder.But wait your advisors?Isnt everyone in a Triumvirate equal?Someone of you three explain this to me.

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm, you also forgot to mention you broke the third window... oh, right there are only two of them...

 

[trolman]

T:Oh!Stupid footman bring that CO from the corner to over here were we can all see you.Anyways were did you just go?

 

[AIagremm]

K: Well Al just went through the broken window. Anyway, he is still the leader of Triumvirate. I am now leader of draenei, Med'al of humans and Jacob... I guess of peons?
Anyway, Tleno you totally were going to say Taganrog! *dark and terrible sound* Even Titanic was ordered to be drawned when the captain heard that it is going to be pulled by the water stream to Taganrog.

 

[trolman]

T:HEY,HEY,HEY!Jaina left me in charge so i am the one who ask the questions here!Anyways um.....what's the triumvirate going to do about Sergaras and the burning legion who are not to far from here,Theramore city.

 

[Tleno]

No, I meant Rublevka.
Okay, you won this time.

 

[trolman]

T:As my question was,why did you leave the studio?

 

[Tleno]

Well that mineral sounds really curious you know... it glows!

 

[AIagremm]

J: Ugh, is it shiny!?

 

[trolman]

T:What the hell?Awnser my question both of you:What are your toughts about the returning of Sergaras and the burning legion?

 

[Tleno]

T: We can allways recicle the weed and make sweters for orphan children from them...

 

[trolman]

T:Well isnt that too crule of him?(al)Good idea tleno,but what about the milions of deamons protecting the weed?And Im host of this show i ask the questions.I will awnser when im just a simple guest.

 

[AIagremm]

K: Answer now, ask later!

 

[Tleno]

T: Maybe we could employ those demons to fight in arena for blood of their fallen enemies?

 

[trolman]

*Suddenly Jaina returns*
J:What happened to the cheap fake draenei windows?And what are 2 of the Triumvirate leadres,some peon and the owner of tleno tech tleno on the CO doing here?I told you that the guessts should be Sergaras and his girlfriend Kim who doesent know that Sergaras is a pitlord!I just cant understand why my sister loves you so much?Now get out of here all of you!And youre never gonna lead this show again Trolman!
Toh,cmon guys n gals lets get out of here.

 

[Tleno]

T: *Uses his Disguise Kit on himself to look like Sargeras* I'm here!

 

[trolman]

The аudiance:NO!!!We dont want anymore pitlord-girlifriend who doesent know that her boyfriend is a pitlord storys!
J:No stop after that we have Mannoroth and his girlfriend Kim after this!
TA:BOOOO!!!!
T:Well i guess that no one likes your show anymore,so Im starting my own show-The day with Trolman.At chanel 1337.I am currently looking for guests.

 

[trolman]

Now cmon as I said i have my own show and Im currently looking for guests....

 

[AIagremm]

Keleesa is in. She's just looking for Tleno's wife,

Anyway, I want to offer you hosting your show on the channel CO Lordaeron.

 

[trolman]

Ok.Got it,i forgot that even if i have my own show and network,i still needed CO transmiters who would carry the signal around the worlds.Anyways I'll wait till my guests come.

 

[AIagremm]

Well it is hosted by CO Draenosh, plus its still belongs to Crystal Entertainment which is loayl to Triumvirate, but it still has many of its own things for locals.

 

[trolman]

Ok.
So will anyone guest in my show or should i use my backup plan-a sad clown.

 

[AIagremm]

Use it.

 

[trolman]

Ok,people enjoy my guest will speak for himself without using words,you stay here while i go upstairs to Tiri and ....you know.....
But before that here's the clown

 

[Tleno]

He looks like an alcoholic...