The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm, i would but this Nerubian has things that need to be done!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, my pre-alfa stage race is done. I'm sick of it So I even won't tweak last tier units, I'll just make few edits of them plus add a model I want and probably you'll have my map.. today!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, here, the most Basic TT ever. Its made just so you'd knew what models to use for Tlenotech. I'll finish it later.
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/pastebin_data/th772i/_files/(8)PetrifiedForestTlenoTech.w3x

 

[trolman]

Wait you have wizards?

 

[AIagremm]

Nice! Actually half of mine buildings are flying, but only one can attack and fly.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Me like the flying Fortress! But no Defensive structure=O how to do you keep you Island safe?

 

[Tleno]

No, I actually made only units no so you would know what to immport if you'll need my army or so you'd knew what kind of forces I have. The final (complete) version might come later (Including me as a hero), but before I should concentrate on expanding my island... Hey Alagremm, what for do you want to corner me?

 

[AIagremm]

Because everyone needs to be cornerized!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Fair enough! I wanna see the final thing =)

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Oo attack that tree!
Also I'm launching mah secret plan! >

 

[AIagremm]

Secretaly sending crystals in Undercity and then in one moment activating them?

 

[trolman]

Secretly going to squadala,finding a huge cave,full of crystals,use the aid of a mage,whos name I wont say yet who will destroy all the crystals,unleashing their holy powers upon lordaeron and turning the undead back into living.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, my plan is better.

 

[trolman]

Bleh yourway id have to fight my way true tons of undead.Anyways my plan will be paused beace of a friend from real life that thinks he's better than me at counter strike and now i gotta go and prove he's a prick.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

One major Flaw in your plan! You need a Nerubian to use the pylons, otherwise 99% of the Forsaken there shall mutate!

 

[Tleno]

Actually 100% That you'll just create another Chernobyl. And then we will be able to change our group's name to Slaker: Shadow of Squadala!

 

[trolman]

See I'm going to destroy them,that way i wont need nerubians.

 

[AIagremm]

I said secretly send. There is just a caravan with undead dwarves and lots of crystals covered in cloth. PLus some nerubians disguised as crypt fiends, or even not disuguised. If they will be disguised, dwarves will have to yell something like "Mighty Forsaken! Another vicotry over the living and the Scourge! An order of crypt fiedns joins us!"
THne they bring the ćaravan to Sylvanas in the center of the Unercity and she says something dumb, with such words as Vengeance, Arthas, Allaince, Horde, Living and so on. Oh my god, how I hate her.
Then SLA suddenly says something like "We brought a gift. A gift for all of the Forsaken. It will change... everything." and suddenly casts the spell! Crystals explode and all in Tiristfal Glades becomes living again!

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, you guys are spambots. Its better to get a lot of people and redeeemed land then no land and no people.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Btw my spiderling is aboard one of your ships!

 

[trolman]

Back!Totaly owned him!

Anyways I stil am going to use the plan but i will use the aid of the spiderling for the nerubian part
Dont worry Sylvanas will get what she deserves...

 

[Azsure]

Sylvanas was a great warrior elf, but what are you goin to do with Varimathras?

 

[trolman]

Oh no death is what she wanted,but she isnt going to die.And I'll save a crystal specialy for Varimathras so he can be brought to life again and again...dieing forever.

 

[Azsure]

Well he is a demon, not an undead, it's different, but if serves her when she brought back to life he may turn into a Gladiator and fight battles in arenas (and win a lot of money for live)

 

[trolman]

I know he is,so that means olnly torture.
Yeah that is a good idea for making some money but no,its too dangerous to give her waepons.She and Varimathras are going to be locked into my dungeon were they'll be raped by the B sexsual ogre and be tortured and forsed to eat shit to survive.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh can I do the Picture when we are in Sylvanas' Throne room? Me have a plan!

Well when you are there and my spiderling is with you!

 

[trolman]

First you must return into the deep caves of squadala mountains and destroy all the crystals you'll find.That way a huge holy power is created,cureing the entire lordareon.You do a pic about that.(but first wait untill I do mine were the Northrend expedition returns)And then I'll make a picture ;-)

 

[Azsure]

You're really evil Trolman, but you should save that for the hippies if the moment comes

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

very Well, Btw I have just thought! What would abominations turn into when ressurected?

 

[trolman]

THEY BETRAYED AND KILLED MY BROTHER!What do you expect me to do?Just let them go like that?No,no,NO!

Becase abominations are such a mess they'll just go to the place dead things go in azeroth,werever that is

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It was his own fault! (kind of)

With the dwarves' help, the three allies were quick to dispatch Balnazzar's forces, and came upon him in the aftermath. Garithos watched as Sylvanas ordered Varimathras to kill Balnazzar. Despite their laws, which forbade the killing of another nathrezim, Varimathras did so. Garithos was lightly amused, but quickly changed his mood and ordered the duo to leave his land. Instead, however, Sylvanas ordered Varimathras to kill Garithos himself. Varimathras happily complied and casted Rain of Fire on Garithos

He ordered them to leave, but they didn't want to!

 

[AIagremm]

Then he was eaten by ghouls.

I dont kno,w he is more like a father to Trolman, I think.

 

[Tleno]

Great, trolman is gonna start a mass murder...

 

[trolman]

I know very well what happened SLA,no need to remind me.

He was by twin brother,I have another twin brother Elfman but he's evil becase he loves all races and doesent belive in the power of beeing a dark knight has,so he just wants to be a normal knight.Also i have a younger sister trolgirl who leads the empire when im gone.

 

[Tleno]

And troldad and trolmom and grand troldad and trolman junior and troldog on a trolfloor eatin trolchicken's trolbone. I don't even mention there is a general trolcabar in trolmania who says "Its a trol!".

 

[trolman]

Lol.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh man...I missed so much again!

 

[trolman]

Yup.

 

[VeljkoM]

Good thing most is just going away.

 

[trolman]

But you arent commenting anything :C

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Is there anything interesting happening, other than what I am doing?

 

[trolman]

Well now,not really

 

[StormWarriors2]

i will allow the undead armory to be dismatled but the fortress is mine! As it seems those of my number of templars are planning on making it a fortress of light!
We shall call the keep, Obsidan Fortress!
From now on icecrown will be known as the Obsidan!
For we have reconquered what was once ours, well not really, just the same size as it seems the ogres and the undead still rule over Alteraic and StormGuarde!

 

[Azsure]

Trolman! don't forget that Sylvanas is able to control the minds and she may try to possess the prison's warden to open the gates and then she may run away!

 

[trolman]

That was undead Sylvanas the alive on doesent know these tricks plus they'll be locked in a magic proof dungeon.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

however she is very cunning and may have a paper clip or two with her

 

[trolman]

So what its not like she can kill the guards,and the B sexual ogre thats in the same cage as her and varimathras.

 

[StormWarriors2]

lol. that would suck.

 

[trolman]

Yes thats true,she cant get out.