The War

[trolman]

Well Im not feeling that pissed or angry......
Whos HE?

 

[Tleno]

Thats not all trolman... remember the morning after the victory, poker at the tent and sweet night with your Tiri? Well you remember you found yourself not in the tent in the morning? So thats becuace Tiri got drunk, so she ditched you and then went on searching another boyfriend... boy that was a great nigh for all the male warriors in the camp (For all except Captain Alex)...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

the sorcress' Master, no one else is trying to help! Shows who your allies are!

 

[trolman]

WHAT THATS TOTAL BULLSHIT PEASANT ILL COME OVER TO YOUR ISLE AND RIP OUT YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!SHES NOT A WHORE AND WHAT YOU SAYED IS JUST A BIG FUCKING LIE!
*hate towards peasants +40%*
*total rage 30%*

 

[Azsure]

Oh no! Trolman have increased his anger! everybody run!
But that was quite rude Tleno. Look at the poor trolman, he wanted to see his wife and then you say she trolf**ked with everyone in the trolarmy (though that was trolfunny)

 

[trolman]

Doh its becase i need help to get my rage and hate back,for some reason im feeling good and tolerant towards other races and thats not good.You could help too.

 

[Azsure]

Hmph, I thought I could make you angry :/

 

[trolman]

Well youre not even trying :|

 

[Azsure]

What? I said that the rape was funny, hmm. I must try with something even worse.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

that's what Tiri said to Arthas the first night

 

[trolman]

WHAT?(did Tiri say?)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

"Your not even trying!" Tiri said to Arthas in bed

 

[trolman]

Thats actually kinda funny becase it means arthas is bad in bed.
*rage 25*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

lol,whoops! But, he still got it on with your wife!

 

[Azsure]

Don't do that SLA! it's funny when Trolman gets angry don't make his anger decrease!

 

[trolman]

Grah keep trying guys cmon say what you wanna say and make it dirty use swears and most of all it should be against non-humans

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Also why did she have to go to Arthas unless she wasnt getting enough from Trol! =O

 

[trolman]

NO he used his control over the undead to get her.
GAHHH *28% rage*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

thats why she Trolf**ked the Trol Army!

 

[trolman]

What that didnt make sence at all?Come on think big look at what tleno achived with just one post.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Pick a number between 1 and 1000

 

[Azsure]

... What if Tiri is pregnant but then you discover that the true father is Arthas! >

 

[trolman]

454

I'll make her have an abortion then I'm gonna buy her something nice and we'll go on vacation to forget about it.Not good enought azsure :\

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

After your honeymoon Tiri managed to f**K 454 non-humans within a week! Although, she seemed to prefer the females, the Ogre was by far her favorite. That bitch was such a slut in those days! I only wish I was in Trolmania back then, as I would have got some lovin!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, looks like even my crazy lies don't work Trolman... I surrender teasin him...

 

[trolman]

What did you say SILLY LITTLE ANT!!??!?!I'LL FUCKEN RIP OUT ALL 8 OF YOUR LEGS AND THEN PUSH YOUR CORPSE OFF A HILL AND IT WILL ROLL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM BACK TO GAYLAND WERE YOU CAME FROM!
*70%rage*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

wow 28% to 70% =p I'm amazing =)

 

[Azsure]

Excelent SLA! :O

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hey Trolman, have you heard these rumours?

You know Emperor Trolman, I heard he couldn't even kill a fly with his measly Axe!

Hahaha, Trolman has muscles? Don't make me laugh. That twig doesn't even have an ounce of muscle on him!

 

[trolman]

What did you say you longeard freak?
*rage 73%*
*rage needed 90% or more,if above 90% someone will die*

 

[trolman]

GRR DAMN NONHUMAN SCUM!
*rage 77%*

 

[Azsure]

He've just stealed his dead brother's armor because he is too poor to buy his own.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh i almost forgot,

GRR DAMN NONHUMAN SCUM!

His Wife didn't seem to mind!

 

[trolman]

Oh?You mean the same way you got your gloves and boots?Fail azsure plus garithos was canabalised,there were no remains left.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

That is what Sylvanas Told you, for all you know she could have had some Ghoul rape his body!

 

[trolman]

WHAT GOBLIN VENDOR? THOSE ORC WANNABES ARE GETTING NO PLACE IN MY NEW CAPITAL! (I'm uploading its picture right now)

 

[Azsure]

Nope, ask Alagremm and he will tell you that I buyed the gloves and boots from him for 6000 gold pieces! >


The 2000 post!!!!!!!!!! is mine!!!!!!! >

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, what was the last time you saw my model?
Have you seen the... shield? Looks familiar, huh? >

 

[trolman]

WHAT RAPE?MISSED THE 2,000nt post!?!?!?STOLE MY BROTHERS SHIELD!??!?!GAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now i just need something about the blood elfs and I'm good.
*rage 89%*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The Blood Elves ate your PIE!!!!

 

[trolman]

bleh i got like a milion
That sucked SLA

 

[AIagremm]

Did I mention that I found your statue in one of the villages, coevered in shit and graffiti saying "TROLMAN SUCKS!" and "BELVES R THE 1337357!"

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I know but i wanted a really crap one to finish it off =p

 

[trolman]

Aha!I have no statues
rly it has to be something about teh blood elfs
and wont someone comment about mah new picture?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Those Blood Knights have been killing your knights, stealing their horses and claiming them as their own!

 

[trolman]

Bleh blood knights are gay and cant kill a fly
Nice try alagremm but....nah not enought try a bit better.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, it was never mentioned, but have you ever wondered what did the Forsaken give to blood elves, that they allied them right away?

 

[trolman]

They did?Why?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

A joke told by a Blood Elf:
What do you call an idiot riding a horse?
Trolman

 

[trolman]

Doh that was too stupid too be ofencive.