The War

[AIagremm]

We are waintg for others, doh.

 

[Tleno]

Well, you can immport kronus tank as my new ultimate battle Mech, then you can find Civil Warfarish rifleman of THW and hovertank on XGM if you want me fighting. Oh, you can also add zepelins.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Me Founded Azsure!

 

[trolman]

Well we could just attack 1by1 but in the end we'll all attack the Lich King.Also tleno you need to give more info about your amry.

 

[trolman]

What isnt anyone else going to come?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I am!

 

[trolman]

Good.Anyone else?

 

[AIagremm]

I already began the siege.

 

[trolman]

This means that olnly tleno,azsure,VeljkoM and takakenji are left to join the battle and they should do it soon.

 

[Azsure]

I'm ready too..

 

[trolman]

Good that means that most of us are there and we could start attacking,the rest will join later.Im fighting right now...

 

[trolman]

The grand battle has began!

 

[trolman]

WTH?Am I the olnly active user in this group?

 

[StormWarriors2]

No. your not. I am!

 

[trolman]

Um....but you dont eaven have a charecter....or fraction,or any conection or any reports or any posts about the WAR RP.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, and I join too, I told you what unit I use already...

 

[StormWarriors2]

i'll go mercenary : D.

 

[Tleno]

Well, if you're intrested in most hi-tech weapons in Azeroth, you can buy from me. But first you'll need to gain my respect and I won't trade if you ally with my enemies!

 

[trolman]

Selling weapons to possible terrorists eh tleno?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

High-tech weaponary? What is wrong with old fasioned Magic? ( Other than the fact that someone summons some evil force. i.e Burning Legion, Old Gods, Worgen etc.)

 

[trolman]

High teched as far as the dwarfs and steampunk goes.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Did I hear High-Tech?!? GyroCORP can offer you the latest in Chemical and Biological warfare as well as Microwave Cannons made of the highest quality! Did I hear a buyer? These weapons will surely be a great asset to your war against the Lich King! And not only do we sell weapons, we also have mercenaries for hire! You got the gold, we got the guys! This is Gyrosphinx, High Executive Director of GyroCORP.

 

[trolman]

Oo finaly some competition to TlenoTech.I hope that rifle prices will fall.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

We provide Quality, Quantity and Low Prices! Our latest models of Borowski Rifles will surely put those undead back a few steps, here have a few samples! And the best part; I'm 100% neutral! Except against the undead and the legion, they don't appreciate my work!

 

[trolman]

Hmm,bigger range,higher damage,faster reload time,10% les recoil,cheaper price.....Yeah im breaking my contract with Tleno Tech for the empire Rifles.And Im getting a new contract with you,just sign here _____

 

[AIagremm]

Somehow I feel like Tleno will move his island to your world and will try to gain control of it. During the battle Portal Town wil be destroyed and the war between two steampunk companies will go on, without us knowing a thing!

 

[trolman]

Yeah sadly that will be in a milion years.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Trolman! I'll sign the contract, just give me a few secs... there!

Alagremm, I doubt he will, as he would have to find a way to get his island through my basement, just opening a random portal without a Quantum-Coordinator-Device can be disastrous! And he wont know were it could land! And I'll just sandblast his army with Neural Particles! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha... what were we talking about?

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah transport,HOW?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

I'll use my contacts in the Consortium and get those nether travelers to get you your first delivery of 85 000 guns within a week, they do anything for some diamonds.

 

[AIagremm]

Or arcane artifacts. Wait, you have contacts with those greedy ethereals as well?
They promised me the blueprints for eco-domes that I would change for Triumvirate to use!

 

[trolman]

Well for now Id need olnly about 40 000 but the others could stay as a reserve.
Will a 200 000 gold coins cover it?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

I think I can get you some eco-dome blueprints, and with a nice discount too!

And yes, 200 000 gold coins will cover it! Pleasure doing buisness with you!

 

[trolman]

Nice this means that each gun is worth about 2,36 gold coins,but with the gold crysis nowadays you cant ask for more.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

And thanks to cheap, durable, machine-manufactured parts!

 

[trolman]

True these guns will last for a lot of wars.

 

[AIagremm]

Gyro, tell the Constortium that Exarch wants his blueprints.
When you will bring the blueprints I'll give you 1200 Gremms, 540 Lenos and 12 Toinkz!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

What people have their own currency?

 

[trolman]

Meh i use teh good old fashion gold coins.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, all Triumviate nations, closest allies and companies(TlenoTech)have or own currency.
Gremms are white gold coins with human and draenei on it, Lenos with a peasant on it, Toinkz are bronze coins with a battle golem on them.

 

[AIagremm]

However we also use gold.

 

[trolman]

Dont tell me youve got banks

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

too many currencies! Just stick with gold because there will be no need for an exchange rate as we will all have same currency. This will mean that when you plan to go on holiday, For Example. in Trolman Empire you won't have to spend money on getting their currency!

 

[trolman]

Yeah its better if we have olnly one resource for money-gold but each nation can call it whatever they want.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Very well I shall call it A Nerub (even though that means spider =p)

 

[StormWarriors2]

SWORDS FOR HIRE! The StormWarrior Clan is now in business : D. We offer some of the greatest mercenaries in the entire southwest! We also sell horses, swords, and Bounty Hunters! WARNING! Templars are also in the Clan they do not except Any undead buyers! We prive protection agianst Death, preganent wife, stolen wife, dead wife, Replacement wife, Ex-Wife, Step Daughter, Step-anything, loss of gold, loss of life, Cancer, loss of diamonds, loss of hand maidens, angry soliders, assissians behind you, overthrown government, Undead invasion, invasion, Pillaging, loss of sight, RAIDING!, and Loss of soliders!

 

[AIagremm]

You forgot pirates.

 

[trolman]

Wait clan so are you an orc?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Alagremm, here´s your blueprints, you´ll get a 15% discount since it´s me!

And, tired of too many currencies to keep tracck of? We can help you! GyroCORP Exchange can exchange your gold into anything and vice versa, including GyroCORP Funds!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Stormwarrior2 you seem to have nothing that will help me! If you had some builders who will build what they are told(I simply lack the time to make my kingdom more secure) you might be in business! Gyrospinx, I already have my own finatual adviser, he is a Dwarf!