The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh i miss translated sacrifice and toothbrush, they are very similar words, it should be,

...
Clean teeth with toothbrush.
place sacrifice on sacrifice Table.
...

This could be quite useful if any undead try to attacxk us again!

 

[trolman]

Gee pirate hats arent my style.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The hat is determind by what song you sing at the end! If you sing in Thalassian you get elven mask, if you tweet you get birds nest etc!

 

[trolman]

Still why will anyone need all those hats?!
And lets get back on topic,THE WAR.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I dunno, well we need to find Azsure!

 

[trolman]

And VeljkoM.

Wich one are you gonna look for?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm i'll find Azsure you find Vel! just one question where did Azusre say that he was?

 

[trolman]

He said he went in some hole near a wall of Azjol-Nerub,he did say hes in the iner kingom and that he found a dead nerubian team that was sent to find them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=S that can't be good!

 

[trolman]

Wait now i remember what Vel said:Sea Legion and Taurens arrived at the gate to the Azjol Nerub. Soon they will get away from the storm and have a nice rest. Or so they think. Keep waiting for next news from Peon Jim. this means that he'll find us,plus its your kingdom and i dont know anyting about it.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

fine then, i shall find Azsure and you can safe guard my chambers!

 

[trolman]

Guard them from what?Is there something youre not telling me SLA?Like a room full with faceless ones waiting to be freed or a huge undead force moivng towards the kingdom?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well if my patrols were killed who knows what is lerking about!

 

[trolman]

Well you do know that the inner kindom is FULL with faceless ones right?And dont you have any guards or something,i mean im just your guest and not like youre takeing every sigle nerubian with you....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

no but not many Nerubians are organized! You are very organized! You probably won't have any trouble!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I just don't want a repeat of what happened when you when you came here!

 

[trolman]

It will be hard becase i have no idea about how many chambers are there or about traps and all the tunnels.....but I'll send a few patrols about a 100 people in one to patrol the coridors,also I will establish a nerubian militia.

 

[VeljkoM]

Nerubians are masters of guerrilla tactics (they lack men power for bigger conflicts).

 

[trolman]

Well it was luck that i was there.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

If you hadn't they probably would have killed me!

 

[trolman]

Probably,and why was that little spiderling special?

 

[VeljkoM]

Again? Well my armies are coming again too.

 

[trolman]

Well that door was really small for a main gate,it was more of an emergency exit.Plus it leads down to the inner kingdom which is full with faceless ones.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

For that i cannot tell you! All will be revealled... intime! I have made it to the opening which Azure was last seen. I would assume he travlled inward as there are several of the Blackflight hovering about!

 

[trolman]

The place he went in could be the same one those forsaken came true.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=S posted

 

[trolman]

I saw it.Oh i finaly got contact with the convoy,theyre at the main gates I'll go wellcome greet them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

good,are they all there? any missing men?

 

[trolman]

I'll see when i get there.

 

[VeljkoM]

By the time we organize and mobilize our troops takakenj will by then kill Arthas...

 

[Evillizard]

rawr

 

[trolman]

His forces arent strong enought and without us he'll get massacared.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

TBH most of our Army will die, but atleast the Lich King will be Dead!

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, why do I have to repeat?!
1. You can revive person with Neruberium Pylons only onve, second he turn into an ugly mutant. altough he's mind is still fine and all the following resurections after second have much less effect.
2. You can't be near them for long time (Longer that 15 minutes), unless you're a nerubian. You also can't eat, smoke drink and masturbate near them.
3. DON'T EAT THEM!
4. Cover them with somethig while transportating. Don't use metal or wood, best is wet cloth or stone.
5. These stones someway absorb magic, gravey, most kinds of energy and pirate songs.

 

[trolman]

I dont trust you sience peasant,olnly the holy light,that is incarnated into those crystals can bring them back.

 

[Tleno]

No, I egzamined those and those are really dangerous. Oh, I forgot to mention that only Nerubians should use those pylons. And other races must follow my rules not to become uglier that they were born.

 

[trolman]

Those crystals were created by the old gods.And yes SLA will resurrect her,and your rules are shat.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Uglier than they were born? Is that even possible for some races?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, those crystals are really dangerous and should be kept in the most safe place in Nerubian underground catacombs where nothing can get in or get out and used only in really needed situation! And actually its not old gods, its alien space race Xel'Scrin!

 

[trolman]

Well if you want to call them whatever you like.

 

[AIagremm]

I cant wait to capture good ol' Nerzhul! Did I mention we were friends before the corruption of orcs?

 

[trolman]

No....and what are tou gonna incornate his spirit in?

 

[AIagremm]

Nothing. First he will just remain in his armor but what will I do next will be a surprise for all who thought I will give him a body.

 

[trolman]

Youre going to become one?

 

[AIagremm]

No! Though it would be fun >
I'll leave this variant as a backup plan in case of Ragnarok.

 

[trolman]

Whos ragnarok and hows the icecrown seige going?

 

[AIagremm]

Well I almost completed the pic today but my comp lagged and all was destroyed and I was angry and stuff. Making a new pic now.

 

[AIagremm]

Ragnarok is the end of the wolrd, the final battle between gods and giants, in viking mythology.

 

[trolman]

But were in azeroth


Doh well keep trying.

 

[trolman]

So um whats the plan?