The War

[trolman]

No?Then I guess i'll wait to see what happens.

 

[AIagremm]

Makin' da pic...

 

[trolman]

Sweet I feel like makeing one but theres nothing to make about.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Explore My kingdom

 

[trolman]

I know!I'll send those crystals!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

More Crystals mean more ressurections

 

[trolman]

I know so I'll get alot.

 

[Tleno]

Well, and why would ant help you, trolman?! I've got you an offer, Trolman.

New Quest for Tolman!
"Crystals to Tleno"

Send to Tleno 3 pieces of green and 1 of blue crystal.
Award: 3 carrier zepelins and 5 boxes of rifles (4 rifles each)

 

[trolman]

Here ya go.
*Items lost:2x Green Crystal 1 Blue Crystal*
*Items resived:3 zepelins 20 rifles*

 

[Tleno]

Hey, you forgot one more piece! Give it nao!

 

[trolman]

Doh you noticed.
*item lost:Green Crystal*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I knew i shouldn't have told you what is needed to ressurect people! But luckily i haven't told you the last thing... and i will not now! Oh Tleno you must have an equal amount of each colour Crystal otherwise, it will bring death to where ever you place it!

 

[trolman]

Wierd becase in your resurection room there are 3 green and 4 blue....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

thats because there was one behind the wall, it was in range and no one could be bothered to move it!

 

[trolman]

Right....

 

[Tleno]

Well, actually I'm gonna just research its properties to find out if there are any negative effects. If there won't be any, I will forgive the ant. Alrough he's silly. and little.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=) there wern't many bad experiments, although i now have several abominations, deformed dwavres and (haven't got a clue how it turned into this but oh well) a Dalaran Reject!

 

[Tleno]

And I've got a Queen of England a huge living goo thing that calls himself Bob. Just kiding. Except the Bob part...

Anyway, I found that a person/thing can be revived only once without any effect, second time it turns it into a horribly awesomely strange mutant, altough his mind ussually is still fine. Also, I found that these crystals attract people named Kane, cause mutation if you stand near them for a long time (altough reeived with this crystals people are immune) and can be used as source of energy, but only if you have refineries, whatever that would mean...

 

[trolman]

Those crystals are now called pylons (check the pic).

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, but they still have weird, mutagenic, magical and piepsychical properties.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You're the tech guy, invent something to hold these properties in until the user releases them!

 

[Tleno]

Well I could, but I'm not a godamn GDI you know!!!
Now, the best way is to wear haz-mat suits like gnomes have, but we shouldn't use metal armor. You need to cover crystals with wet cloth or stone, but no wood or metal, then it might be infected too! Also, you should never breath too long near those crystals and no eating/smoking near them!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Hazmat suits? We should call DHARMA!

 

[Tleno]

No way! we need... we need... we... nothing? Anyway, I recommend calling the trolman's camp on latest picture (The one near the bridge) Trolobyl beacuce most of people around that bridge might mutate. Also, now I've notied after my tests that nerubians are 89% immune to Pylons. Ancient monster and some rare species are immune too, but common ones are really easy to be effected by this Pylon Radiation! Oh, and strong people and other creatures are more immune to mutations too, but just for short period!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I shall move the Crystal near Trolman's camp inside Azjol-Nerub then! Also you are only testing on three greens and one blue!

 

[Azsure]

Is there any way to forge the cristals into a staff? so it would be more easily and safety to use, but it still imposible since the one who forge it would start mutate.

 

[Tleno]

Why? you want to mutate his people?! But wh... oh no, I found an ancient pergament in my archive! It says that Pylons, created by ancient Xel'Scrin, are present from these ancient race to their friend nerubians and that that stone actually makes Nerubains stronger, can do different magic things and... turn other creatures into their mutant slaves! It must be destroyed after you'll revive the Tiri!

 

[AIagremm]

Unless its a golem or undead dwarf, both of which are in the Triumvirate.

 

[AIagremm]

Wha!?

 

[Tleno]

No, this crystal is unforgeable. It would just shater from fire...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Tleno did you have any successful experiments when testing??

 

[Tleno]

Well not 100% sucsessful. Actually the crystal is too unpredictable and unstable to be used (Well only maybe to revive and only nce per person!). Also, I found that it makes banana treed grow to the size of Trees of Life and also can humanoids into even weirder humanoids!

 

[AIagremm]

You mean Na'vi? Perhaps we should check that banana tree where they used to live...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=S thats strange, after the first few attempt at getting it wrong, i got it right and never messed up since! Maybe it gives Nerubians the power to use them how they pleqase! for instance if a Nerubian wanted to be strong, near the Pylons/crystals he is strong , but when not he is normal! etc!

 

[Azsure]

Then Trolman must set his knights away from that cristal as soon as possible or they might mutate.

 

[Tleno]

Well, actually maybe possibly yes. But ussually every person mutates differently into different creature... like one of my "guinea pigs" turned into a weirf thing with a gasmaks and started to attack everyone by jumoing ot them. Then other guy now looks more of a... man, even piccaso wouldn't draw thi... no wait, he actually looks like a snail with wings now!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You say that these Pylons were presents from the Xel'Scrin to the Nerubians? There must be some instructions around here!

 

[Tleno]

And yes, only Nerubs can use it properly, but I think I know how to make people immune not to mutations, which is immposbile, but to turning into Nerub slave at least...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Found some instructions!!

...
place seven greens and three blues in a circle.
Turn blues 37 degrees clockwise.
Turn greens 180 degrees.
Shout words...

Oh dear thats how to summon the burning Legion! I had better burn that part!
Oh, that's weird they are called shinys! Oh wait miss translation into Common! They just called the Colours of Power

 

[trolman]

Lol I sertanly missed alot.So will I still be able to ressurect Tiri?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but only onve unless you liked her face covered in tentacles and quiclky not to get mutated.

 

[trolman]

What the fuck?When did they become so biohazard?

 

[trolman]

No really WTF those crystals were supposed to be normal and have holy ressurectional powers!?!?!Can i ressurect Tiri without her turning into a horrible mutant?

The nerubians and dwarfs look fine....

 

[AIagremm]

That was before Tleno got his hands on the pylons...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I can resserect her and she will definatly turn out fine, but any other race tries there is a 99% chance she will turn all mutanty!

 

[trolman]

I have great confidence in you Silly Lil Ant,please DONT SCREW THIS UP.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

As long as no one breaks the crystal/pylon/Colours of Power or disrupts me she will be fine! But first we must kill the Lich King!

 

[trolman]

I cant wait till we guather our forces and kill that vile traitor.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oOo I found another set of instructions in my Library! (Yes I have a Library in my Kingdom!)

...
You will need:
3 Greens
2 Blues
1 Willing Sacrifice
1 Toothbrush
5 Denomic Candles

Instructions:
place the Colours in a Pentigon shape.
place one Denomic Candle by each Colour.
Clean your Teeth with the Sacrifice.
Place Toothbrush on sacrifce Table.
Twist the Colours 360 degrees all at same time.
Sing a Pirate song.

Turns any enemies into Pirate Hats (spell is irrevsable)

Although, when i did it, it transformed several Nerubians into Pirate Nerubians. Must have miss translated instructions!

 

[trolman]

really wierd