The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

we arn't techniqually spiders, we are just refered to as spiders, we don't bite ... honest!

 

[VeljkoM]

Would you do it for Taurens please? And to kill the person responsible for bad that has happened to you like corruption and such?
And they are humanoid spiders.

 

[trolman]

What?Well that sucks Jokemaster you cant be serious.
Also with a talking helmet i'll have someone who i can have a conversation with while im getting drunk.(yes since Tiri died im an alcoholic)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

but she is going to help you tackle that problem once we find her

 

[AIagremm]

I want the Helm of Dominion.
Or even the whole armor, just without Frostmourne! >
I will let Nerzhul remain in it, plus I will imprsion him in Crystal Throne!

Slowly the magics of the draenite crystal and Light around it, will cleanse his soul and make him... a shamanistic being! Mua-ha-ha-ha! *Evil music*

 

[trolman]

If we find her

 

[trolman]

Fine I'll keep arthass skull.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

me wanting frostmourne

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, but be careful. Vampiric runeblades are always trouble.

 

[VeljkoM]

I want chest-plate! Hey it is not like any of Sea legion forces can actually wear it.

And Al that would kill Ner'zhul. He is insane beyond good or evil.

 

[AIagremm]

Ok then I will imprison him in the Crystal Throne, isolating him.
I will talk to him every day so he wold understand the root of his problem and say "Im cured doc!"

 

[VeljkoM]

But aren't mental illness are permanent. Can't you just let him die? What you want is kinda inhumane.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I think that anything can be healed.
We just need to remove everything draenish, undeadish, demonic or metally around him, put some natural stuff and orcish decorations, make my shamans gather there and heal and talk to him.

 

[VeljkoM]

Draenei have shamans? Oh and what exactly will be left? He is a armor now anyway.

 

[AIagremm]

Well we will enhance his communicational abilities.

Now, my draenei are normal, but my Broken and Lost Ones do.

 

[trolman]

Really he is a villian you know and dont start talking about courruption and blah blah blah

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh the seers and sages. And he has world wide web in his head already.

 

[Evillizard]

Imagine nothing to kill or die for
So stop hatin buds!

 

[Evillizard]

And only if you get to Ner'zhul, by the way. He gave the helm of domination and the rest of his armor to Deathbringer Saurfang, he now has a jacket and winter boots ^^
He delivers presents to young furbolg kids if they were good, and steals their souls if they were naughty.

 

[trolman]

Dont worry we will kill every single one of those undead bastards.

 

[trolman]

So anyone wanna discus about the war?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I'm about to upload a report, I think you will be pleased with it!

 

[trolman]

Ok...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Uploaded

 

[Tleno]

I woudn't thrust him, trolman. He's a Crypt Lord, and you know how vicious is their race... besides, he might still serve for Lich King who might be intrested in killing you, the only powerful human emperor left. If he'll kill you, he will take over all the human lands, after which he will restore all his undead army and make it stronger and then he will take over whole... world!!!

 

[trolman]

Well i do,now hes a resurrected nerubian king and doesent serve anyone but himself.

 

[Tleno]

How can you know? Maybe he's doing it for his private intrests?! What if he wats to revive her, as one as the most se... *gets slapped by his wife* ...so she's one of the sexie... *slapped again -.-* ...okay, she's just really nice and maybe he wants to revive her as Nerubian to marry her and then kill you and take over your land... or maybe he wants to use her body as avatar of evil ancient god? Or maybe he will do something even worse!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

If i wanted to Kill him I would have done it long ago!

 

[trolman]

Nonsence peasant,i have trust in my new allys.

 

[Tleno]

Serously people, we need more bad guys here. can someone be a evil villian like evilzard, please?!

Not me, I'm ally of Al and he's good.

Well then maybe you need him alive?!

 

[Azsure]

Calm down Tleno, why can't you trust nerubians? as far as I know, Lich King hates them because his mind control doesn't make any effect on them so it's impossible for him to serve the Lich King. Plus we're battling a common enemy and when all this end he might live happy in his nerubian kingdom.

 

[Azsure]

Well, that might be true, this is getting easy because of the lack of enemies.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The Problem with bad guys is ... they always lose!

But I no what you mean we need more bad guys!

 

[trolman]

Now isnt the time for a villian becase were all attacking the Lich King.
What do you mean i need him alive???

Yes Nerubians arent the enemy here its the blasted undead.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

If you do want a bad guy though, then we can say it was the Forsaken that attacked me! They want to kill Arthas themselves and will kill anyone who trys to do it before them!

 

[Azsure]

Maybe an enemy like the Team Rocket? Lol

 

[trolman]

Lol fail azsure

Yes the forsaken they killed my twin brother you know.

 

[Azsure]

They are still in Lordaeron, so even if the Lich King dies they will still alive.

 

[trolman]

And then I'll lunch my invasion upon them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Once the Lich King is dead and I have Frostmourne, my people will reclaim our Land and then you probably won't hear from us for a long time!

 

[trolman]

As long as i get the LKs helmet and Tiri alive i wont bother you.

 

[Tleno]

Why you need that evil helm?
And why lunch my invasion?

 

[trolman]

My mistake I want his skull so i can drink form it and sory about teh stupid typo :\

 

[AIagremm]

I heard Nerzhul is master of ancient orcish cooking.
I wonder what recipes he knows... oh, are we disucssing the war?
*Gives the blueprints with the title "Chamber of the Crystal Throne" on them to his peon*
Anyway, when will we attack? My plan is that I begin the siege with my flying fortress and forces, that will make the Lich King to concentrate on me, while you guys clear out his guards.

Also, I can use my fortress either to cast Light, healing allies and attacking undead, or Mana Flare, making the Lich King and his mages weaker because they cant use spells.

 

[trolman]

Well we'll attack as soon as tleno gets here and we find VeljkoM and azsure.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, however I will begin the siege today to weaken him. Plus my secret new forces are about to arrive.

 

[trolman]

I think i may know what that secret force is >

 

[AIagremm]

You have no idea... however try to guess.

 

[trolman]

Female Dreanei!

 

[AIagremm]