The War

[Evillizard]

Velen is like a 25 year old brother that is like "Stop being athiest blah blah blah"
Ok... I'ma make Onyxia the mom... cus I can't think of anything else.

 

[trolman]

Wait so your an athiest?
Cmon lets go overthere and kick his 3

 

[Evillizard]

Actually, I'm agnostic.
Or a "Spiritual Dabbler" as the spiritual test says.

 

[AIagremm]

Hippies are atheist. Nah, Onyxia should be annyoing sister who bugs Jaina.
Tyrande is the mother 100%!

 

[AIagremm]

What spiritual test?

 

[trolman]

probably some shaman ripoff...

 

[Evillizard]

Wut!
google Spiritual Test. You'll find it.
I thought that too Tyrande should be the mother.
Onyxia is annoying lol.

 

[takakenji]

the grouse have left the war

 

[Evillizard]

You're lucky I'm a vegitarian, but Trolman likes grouse for dinner.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait Evillizard you said Velen is your brother. But he's also my brother!
How could it... brother? Goodlizard is that you?! The weed didnt kill you?!

 

[trolman]

not rly i dont like eating that stuff

 

[Evillizard]

Perv...
/lol at perverted joke

 

[Evillizard]

Wut? Alagremm, my long lost brother? I thought you died in the holocost against draenei at draenor... no, the weed just turned me into a hippy.
It also morphed me from a draenei into an elf with no long ears... It also gave me godlike powers of trees...

 

[AIagremm]

Omg!

 

[trolman]

Oo this is getting cheesey

 

[Evillizard]

You're right.
I need to get back to processing my master plan... GOD DAMNIT BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH AGAIN... sigh...

 

[trolman]

Hmm will you get it done soon?Cuz i feel like doing a terrain 2 but i dont have an idea.

 

[AIagremm]

Im moving my city to Kalimdor after the parade in Trolmans capital.
I wanna meet the family. Poor Jaina, I was her only actual friend.
C'thun... I wanna meet him. But Velen is who I missed the most.

 

[Evillizard]

I smell a pic coming along
Trolman, I'm actually waiting for a reply from a moderator... *elevator music*

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, Im going to sleep now... in my new home - Spire on Hallelujah Islands.

If someone wants to have something related to him in my city, tell me.

 

[trolman]

huh why?And Alagremm all i can say is,be careful were you place your loyaltys draenei i will not tolarate treson in my ranks.Now i must return to the front (im attacked by undead).You must remain were you are and a wait for furder news.

 

[Evillizard]

It's a secret *mua ha ha ha ha*

 

[AIagremm]

Im still neutral, but Trolman, Im still Trolman Empire-aligned. I would give you all my territories, however I left me the north and islands because of Tleno and furbolgs, mines and forests. However now I am heading to the New Capital City to do the parade.

 

[supertoinkz]

back :>
who wants some smackin'

 

[AIagremm]

Supertoinkz check the last pic, you are on it.

 

[trolman]

Orly?Then send all your footsoldiers,cavalry and support team to the front lines,i need all the help i can get againtst the undead.(lets pertend that picture never happened,i was rly lazy that time,ill re-do it tonight)

 

[AIagremm]

I have a better idea! I will send my city to destroy the undead!

 

[trolman]

The observetorys have detected a large undead force coming from kalimdorm.You must remein there and defeat them.I order all footsoldiers cavalry and support teams to report to the front.I have confidence in your...abilitys.Be creative.

 

[AIagremm]

You remind me of... someone.

Well my city can defend itself, plus TlenoTech is still in the city.

 

[trolman]

Probably my 3rd twin brother,but he died in the 3rd war and since then i hate all the undead,elfs,undeadelfs,dwarfs,dreadlords,rougue night elfs,deamons and naga.
No no you must stay there.I dont want to get flanked by the undead.

 

[Misha]

Heh.. undead..

Hmm.. will someone be kind enough to make a pic of me, frying some undead? Oo (lightning elemental model)

 

[trolman]

Well the undead are attacking olnly me.But if you wanna be on the battlefield...ok.

 

[Misha]

does that mean you'll be doin' a picture? :b

 

[trolman]

Yes but first i gotta import ur model and its 1000000 milion texture paths >:b

 

[Misha]

You got that bloody right XD;;

 

[Evillizard]

Give the undead a pie. Then, when they think that they're your friends, start the song
"Never gunna give you up"
And watch them burn.

 

[Misha]

mental note: reduce Rick to ash..

 

[Evillizard]

Hmmm... that kind of ruins my idea...
/erases Rick Roll Trolman on "To Do List"

 

[Tleno]

Guys, I'm here now too! *Ta-da-da-da-dam!*
Oh, and I invited that estonian guy with a troll shield as avatar here too!

 

[trolman]

I knew you couldnt resist.

 

[Tleno]

I could. Its not you, its that guy I just said about.

 

[Tleno]

So what is the current status of the war?

 

[Evillizard]

It's kind of like the cold war at the moment... at any second, we could nuke eachother.

 

[trolman]

There will be some news on my upcoming report.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... I allways wanted to nuke you guys, so it wont count.... I mean the current status...

 

[trolman]

Nah thats too modern,cmon people we're in warcraft3.

 

[Tleno]

Warcraft 3 has robots and tanks (okay, magical ones but still), so it can has a crazy peasant general! Muahahaha! I'm gonna capture you all and sell you as salves to Na'vi!

 

[trolman]

There's some news now...

 

[Evillizard]

I'ma firin mah lazor

 

[AIagremm]

SHoOP DA WHOOP!!!