The War

[AIagremm]

So trolman may slaughter the tauren?

 

[VeljkoM]

Well if he wants sure.

 

[AIagremm]

Bump.

 

[VeljkoM]

After "talking" to Carin Bloodhoof and rest of the tauren council I decided that taurens are also not to be harmed. Tauren rouges will daily send check group for any disrespect for this decision.

 

[AIagremm]

Tauren rogues?! Thats it, Imma closing mah portal.

 

[VeljkoM]

Did I say tauren "rouges'? Uh...I meant...shamans...yea shamans not rouges since they don't exist...

 

[AIagremm]

Dont lie to me! I've seen photographic truth!

 

[VeljkoM]

As Carin stated those are just Shamans with bugged buffs.

Carin stated this:"The notion of tauren rogues is as preposterous as getting Drek'Thar to go outside and get some fresh air. You are all insane."

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, JokeMaster really...

 

[VeljkoM]

Brown orcs...

 

[Azsure]

That's new...

 

[Tleno]

I tough those are grey orcs... or no? Hmmm, can I lure you taurens to work for me? Or at least sell their milk?! That would be a good scam...

 

[VeljkoM]

Grey orcs are kinda more evil then fel. Brown represent "less corrupted" then green. Anyway it is insulting to orcs from Warcraft.

And Tleno how can you lure nature loving taurens to work for you when you are not exactly echo friendly?

 

[JokeMaster]

Wha does nobody read the lore?
Brown-0% of corruption
Green-50% - corrupted by dark warlock magic in the time of WC1
Red-75% also known as fel or fell orcs- corupted by blood of mannoroth(twice)
Gray or black- unknown % mostly old blackrock and black tooth grinn clan.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually its like this:
Brown - 0% corruption
Green - 50% corruption in the Rise of the Horde(before WCI)
Red and gray - 100% corruption from different sources: Demons and Ragnaros. They have that gray, volcanic-ash like color because of Ragnaros' corruption.

 

[VeljkoM]

I know the lore very well but still:
green- real orc color through whole warcraft serties
red- in Warcraft 3 and TFT representing corrupted orc.
brown-shit color from Burning Crusade which insults whole series.
gray-...I really don't care

 

[JokeMaster]

Ragnos and not Deatgwing? I thought Rend has an aliance with the destroyer noth the elementals...Phew.

 

[VeljkoM]

Whats the difference? Both Deathwing and Elements are controlled or influenced by Old Gods.

 

[AIagremm]

VeljkoM does have a point, but those are actually powers of Ragnaros and his corruption all over half of Khaz Modan that is corrupting the gray orcs to be like that.

 

[Tleno]

well Terrans managed to lure some taurenss to be marines, right? So why I can't?

 

[VeljkoM]

Who says you can't? I just asked how.

 

[Tleno]

hmmmm... guns, cigars, blue combat suits and murloc companions?

 

[AIagremm]

Electric totems?

 

[Tleno]

That one too... oh maybe also spirit walk replaced with moon walk?

 

[VeljkoM]

Just one problem. Where to find murlok?

 

[Tleno]

Oh, right, you told me not to touch murlocs...

 

[VeljkoM]

Murlok is not same as murloc so who says you can't touch those?

 

[Tleno]

I allways wanted to say that: bump!

 

[AIagremm]

So, no one wants to do something? Ok, Im closing Twilight Portal. This time for real.

 

[Tleno]

And what about me relinking my portal to yours?!

 

[AIagremm]

Good idea! Twilight Portal's arch is ultimate location for a portal.
Then we wont only put the world to risk, but will also make it impossible for anyone else to use the deactivated Twilight Portal.

 

[Tleno]

Right! Plus my island's Haosimetrical generator is locared underground in a safe spot and it creates the portal on the surface using special lence and mirror system!

 

[AIagremm]

Have you ever played Destiny Sphere?

 

[Tleno]

Nope.

 

[AIagremm]

You never played Destiny Sphere?! O.O
I used to play it and it was awesome. Voraner were my favorite race.
ds.rambler.ru

 

[Tleno]

And what is it?! Ah whatever... I hate browser games...

 

[AIagremm]

But its awesome strategy futuristic browser game! Dont knock it, til you try it.

 

[Tleno]

Well I just hate browser games... but wait, I think I readed about that one in LKI...

 

[AIagremm]

In wha?

 

[Evillizard]

Tleno, like Alagremm says, don't eat potatoes while standing upside down.

 

[Tleno]

*Holding a potato in his mouth* hWhhhyhh?

 

[Evillizard]

There's a reason for the tleno. Canadians always shoot potatoes when in someone's mouth upside down.

 

[AIagremm]

I checked the early pics today and noticed how much meaner adn eviler Evillizard was back then.

 

[JokeMaster]

GASP! I found a very interesting Map.

 

[Cobra-Wolf-Demo]

... Where's Earth? o.o

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah, I've seen it, its from the April Fools when Blizzard introduced Tauren Marines.

 

[trolman]

Lol now i know how it feels when youve missed out alot <:O

 

[trolman]

So um can anyone tell me what ive missed and i know ive missed alot...

 

[VeljkoM]

I retired and Tleno plans to milk taurens...

 

[trolman]

Wut why?