The War

[Tleno]

I already have Paranoia. Remeber the part when I burned all the snacks in trolman's wedding? Well I trough there were snakes there!

 

[trolman]

That was you???Well now you have to apologise to the familys of the dead merchants...

 

[Tleno]

I tough they died in a pie accident...

 

[trolman]

Ummm they did but still...........

 

[Tleno]

And weren't their relatives killed in another pie-accident? And weren't all the wintnesses of it eaten by the fagocites?

 

[trolman]

No,thats too harsh.

 

[Tleno]

And weren't the witnesses of witnesses beeeing eaten by fagocites eaten by other kinds of giant blood cells?

 

[trolman]

NO DAMN IT!Unlike you I love my people and they love be back,olnly the failed ones die in "Pie Accidents"....

 

[Tleno]

But that blood cell thing was not my fault... actually when I've seen this I've recorded it for the VisionTube!

 

[trolman]

Its not? O
Well anyways I want to purchase a magic talking vision crystal,or how its called,TV.

 

[AIagremm]

What are you talking about? Oh, you mean CO?
Tleno, what do we have for him?

 

[trolman]

I want the best one u've got!

 

[AIagremm]

Well I know that TlenoTech Draenosh produces big overobtainium crystals orbs infused with tlenite gas.
There must be at least one in TlenoTech Lordaeron office.

 

[trolman]

I saw it allready,its a really lame old black and white CO.I want the newer ones

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... thats a question for Tleno. He has the catalogues.
I always watch CO using Crystals Throne, its really big and Ner'zhul is good focuser, he always makes the picture nice and vivid.

 

[trolman]

Doesent the armor get in the way?

 

[AIagremm]

No, he creates it on the surface of the CO.
However he always makes dumb comments.

 

[trolman]

Mute if its a subtite movie

 

[AIagremm]

Whats a movie? Oh, you mean orbovie?

 

[trolman]

Right...i do.You ever heard of the Baron of the Rings?That movie is soo fake and could never happen....i mean gnomes with hairy feet.....so fake

 

[AIagremm]

I know! But did you see Manifestation? It was kinda good.
I mean blue humans who are actually draenei that are called Ivan and weird orcs with TlenoTech equipment(it even has TO written on it - TlenOps)!

 

[trolman]

Never seen that movie so i dont get your comment....

 

[AIagremm]

You know, some people made a parody on it called Avatar. Weird, huh?
In that parody those blue guys are actually night elves called Navi and orcs are humans with gnomish equiptment.

 

[trolman]

What?!?!?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, people these days. The guy whio made it was called Cameraman or something.

 

[trolman]

WTF rly thats his real life name?The name his parents gave him?Thats sooooooooo fken stupid exept for one guy who's family name is fagot ROLF what a loser....

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, enough off-topic.

 

[trolman]

K....Whanna talk about teh war :3 ?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah!

 

[trolman]

So um whats happening in Draenorsh?

 

[AIagremm]

Nothing much. It is possible that soon there will be one more race in Draenosh, but thats only theoretical. Everything else is awesome possum.

 

[trolman]

Extra race?
What are Keleesa and Med'al doing?

 

[AIagremm]

Med'al is arguing with Starseekers as always and tries to convince me to unform them.
Keleesa is planning new buildings for Triumvirtae, Karabor and Orebor, such as observatories, towers, institutes and markets.
Ner'zhul is... sitting in Crystals Throne. I got some orc shamans to live with him for a week. He hasnt stopped screaming "Sleepover! Slumber party!" until I used Silence on him.

 

[trolman]

Werent starseekers faceless ones and werent faceless ones,poor creatures who fell under the courrupt magic of the Old Gods and became their slaves?So in that case they should whant to be free?
How about entire new towns?
You should totaly get some nectoyles,wichdoctors,warlocks and spirit walkers so its a real horde caster sleep over.

 

[AIagremm]

Starseekers are a group of human mages and high elves who work with the dark powers of Old Gods and to locate and protect wolrd from them. Faceless ones areraces assimilated by the Old Gods using curse of the flesh.

Nah, we already have enough towns.

No, only shamans.

 

[trolman]

Wait so Tiri lied and she is a Starseeker,remember the her pet?

 

[Evillizard]

How does a hippy have a super computer? To tell you the truth, nearly all of my technology is upgraded to preserve energy. As you look at past technologies that have been updated, some of them seem to take up more energy then the upgrade.

 

[Tleno]

Except for the modern PCs which require more power than older ones becauce of more power required for it's CPUs...
Oh, also do you know how much oil was used just to get that little PC you have?!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh my god, Trolman, you mean your wife is a member of a secret organisation of mine?!

I should totally check what people I have there. But that makes me wonder at her affliation. There are three variants.

 

[Tleno]

What variants?

 

[AIagremm]

Actually five:
1.She serves Trolman and spies on Triumvirate's secret activities
2.She serves me without me knowing and spies stuff from Empire to aid Triumvirate, but fell in love with Trolman
3.She became a pawn of Old Gods using Lich King, Trolman and Starseekers in their dark plans.
4.She is actually a servitor of some secret sub-organization of Triumvirate that wants to overthrow me
5.She serves her own purposes or some organization that has no connection to any of us... or so we think.

 

[trolman]

Nah thats what she was best at in mage school back in Dalaran,so she studyed that probably the 5th one.

 

[AIagremm]

Ugh that was good to hear. I feared that it was the first, third or fourth! *Group of suspicious people in black cloaks slowly goes away*

 

[trolman]

Well in our family everyone has their secrets,like she could be one of the 5 things without me knowing and like I kill bloodelfs for fun.

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, everyone knows that one. Plus I even saw the blood elven vaults in your first capital, remember?

 

[trolman]

You know and saw olnly about the bloodelfs.......
BTW The "ruins" of the old empire are just fine and not overgrowing
Anyways Tiri's calling me and i gotta go,see you when i return

 

[Tleno]

Beside there were even shown on National Torturegraphic...

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, Tleno even made posters which he has ordered to hang all around Tleno Island and Orebor when it was going to be shown.

 

[Tleno]

You're not helping! Well actually it was "top 10 of best places for torture"!

 

[VeljkoM]

I am retiring. I can't keep up anymore and things are getting strange for me (more then usual). Maybe I'll return and be active one day when this blasted year is over. So don't dare to harm sea legion while I am away (you can do what you want with tauren).