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    .. threw her pokeball which contains Alakazam to...
     
  2. Jolly_jumper

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    ...counter their psychic hold on her, but...





    Oh cmooon, someone....i can think of atleast 10 cool extensions from this^^
    PS: I love this thing hehe perfectly amusing, but boring if it takes too long
     
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  3. Drunken_Jackal

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    .. the three Swiss witches bishes with Swiss watches were in fact Dark-typed Pokemon! To counter this, the three Swiss witches bishes with Swiss watches...
     
  4. Jolly_jumper

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    ...combined forces against Alakazam, leaving Lucy free of their influence and able to...
     
  5. morbent

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    ..run away, find Armageddon's Blade, give it to the manly paladin fighting Alakazam, buy some popcorn and sit to see what's going to happen, but probably not cuz Alakazam gets an extra hand and strikes her with d20, dealing...
     
  6. Jolly_jumper

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    ...with the Swiss witches bitches with their Swiss watches had gotten him all confused, 3 was just too much for him. Lucy drops to the ground from the violent force of his strike and the paladin violently....
     
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    ...cuts off Alakazam's extra hand, starts a combo and cuts all his hands, leaving him...
     
  8. Jolly_jumper

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    ...flopping in his own pool of blueberry jam-like bodymass.
    The paladin casually strolls over towards where Lucy is recovering from the d20 when suddenly he feels a chill running down his spine...
     
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    ...because a giant Ice cube is attacking him, causing a great amount of damage to his back, since he is 86 years old and since he lost Armageddon's Blade which would have saved...
     
  10. Jolly_jumper

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    ...the ice cube from the humiliation of what was going to happen next...

    or alternatively

    ...him from certain death. Lucy was now alone with her tiny 5 legged dog, all around her corpses of witches, Alakazam and the brave, senior paladin. The once so vicious ice cube was now nothing more than a puddle of gleaming water, Lucy went to take a closer look at this puddle and thought to herself...
     
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  11. Jolly_jumper

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    ..."i wonder what i gotta do to make someone narrate me further in this story."

    In the puddle she can see her own reflection looking back at her, but she notice something is a little different. somehow her hair seems even more shiny and colourfull, her teeth whiter and brighter than ever before, her boobs bigger and perkier and her legs seems like twice their normal length.
    "WOW!" Lucy can't stop admiring her new look...She's never really felt pretty before, but the image she sees now makes her feel....thirsty?

    Suddenly she feels very thirsty....EXTREMELY thirsty..."I can't drink this water, can I?" she wonders.
    The thirst is increasing rapidly, it doesn't take long before it starts to become overwhelming for poor little Lucy.
    She scans the room desperately in search for another water source, but there is nothing....nothing but the dead bodies, some paintings on the walls, a big mirror and a tiny fireplace in the courner of the room, none of it interests Lucy in her current state.
    She's heard somewhere that Alakazam juice is considered a delicacy in some areas, but it isn't exactly tempting to taste it, she moves back toward the puddle left by the giant ice cube, but something tells her she must not drink this water!

    Lucy huddles up next to her dog, whimping. Her throat is like the Sahara desert and her tounge feels like sandpaper against her hard palate.
    She feels desperate and is on the verge of bursting out in complete panick. What to do?
    One thing is clear, something must be done about this horrible thirst, QUICKLY!
    Desperation takes over and she must make a choice...Thick, purplish, gooey Alakazam juice or a melted, evil, used to be living, ice cube with a very bad feeling to it...what will it be?
     
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    She suddenly lost balance, fell down the cliff and lost her consciousness. When she regained her consciousness...
     
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    There was a huge burly fat lumberjack on top of her, pushing up across her torso. "What you doing?" she exclaimed infuriated yet dazed. He replied....
     
  14. Jolly_jumper

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    "Just sniffing for worms, what are you doing?" Lucy felt completely flabergasted by this answer and didn't know how to respond so she...
     
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    Called out her Pokemon named Umberto which was an Alakazam and ordered it to...
     
  16. Jolly_jumper

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    ...disembowel the drunken jackal for trying to kill the story with pokemon bullcrap again, the drunken jackal was ripped to pieces and we were back to the story...Lucy, still flabergasted over the lumberjack's answer, wondered; "Can one really smell worms or is this guy just crazy? And why is he smelling instead of looking for them, wouldn't that be easier?" Not quite sure what she believed she...
     
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  17. Drunken_Jackal

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    ...ate the giant monster known as Bob. But Bob knew better, using his laser eyes, he...

    Good hatin' :{D
     
  18. Jolly_jumper

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    managed to electrify the earth beneath Lucy and just before he drew his last breath he did it! He finally found worms, they were crawling up from the ground everywhere around them, bursting through the rocks and Bob died with a smile on his face :)
    Lucy felt kinda bad for eating Bob all by herself and not sharing anything with her 5 legged dog so she...
     
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    Farted so loud it makes nuclear bombs look like water balloons, and the smell is so bad the dumpsite smells like a perfume house. So she smelled the air and she ...
     
  20. FinalMix

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    died because of hew own bad smell. The End... or not?