The Hive Poem

[Steel_Stallion]

I made this because i was bored, ill keep adding to it.

Moderators stare you down
They look upon you with a massive Frown.
At the hive....
If you come then plan to stay
for about 20 rep a day
At the hive...
skins, maps, and spam galore
The website is yours to explore
At the hive...
Another useless feature added
Is the chat bo- who farted? Brad did
At the hive...
We have 1000+ Maps!
Too bad most of them are crap...
At the hive..
Where spinning gems make you proud
Just make sure you dont say it out loud
At the hive...
Donate now, and we will give you GIF gems
Hot damn thats money well spent!
At the hive...
Everyone holds their head up high
untill they get flamed and told they lie
At the hive...
Stop reading this and go get laid
Or get a job and go get paid
At the hive...
Great times to be had
But spam like this makes me sad

At the hive...


Btw its all a joke, so dont eat me.

 

[madcat2]

some of the "At the hive"'s through it off, but it was good none the less

 

[Jetherit]

Lol, I didn't know we had such a poet amongst us >_>.

 

[Anduril]

Nice!
We've been needing something like this for the "what should be the Hive Workshop Theme Song" thread!
You should go submit it there

 

[shamanyouranus]

Wow, according to this poem you are pretty gangster

 

[cHeRoL]

Ugly poem.

 

[brad.dude03]

1) Don't ressurect old threads.

2) It was brilliant.

3) Moved to Screenwriting.