The "Dear God I Have A Hangover" Thread v2.0

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It's bigger, it's better, it's stronger than ever and it's aimed DIRECTLY AT YOU!

Welcome back to the Dear-God-My-Head-Is-Hurting-Go-Away-World-Thread. Once again a beacon of hope to all that consumed too much the night before. I'm posting this in advance of a night out, and you can expect my update in the early hours of the morning. Roll up, roll up, but make sure you close the blinds and play bad TV. We're only sociable here because we have to be.

What did you get up to last night?
 

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Got smashed on Rakia last night!

We'd made a shitty raft from leftover paletts, some twine and the inner tubes of old tires, that we now used to sail downstream for as long as it held together. Which turned out to be enough to paddle the harbour for about an hour before we landed at a local pub we were aiming for (located close to the docks).

I also remember shitting in a bucket and hiding it in the temporarily unmanned coat room.

Didn't wipe my ass or anything. Classy as fuck.
 
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Like ragingspeedhorn and Mr.Goblin here I've only had a hangover two times in my life, and are as thus capable of counting them on one finger >.>

I'll reserve this spot for maybe telling the tale of one of those incidences later on.

This guy is an imposter, and didn't at all know what he was talking about.
I'll likely have some juice from this summer to spill at some point, but currently
there's nothing to be had. I vaguely remember trudging through the wilderness
of my neighbouring town not too long ago, through swamps, barbed-wired fences
and through a cemetery. This was all before I got to the drinking.

The rest is a blur.
 

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The other week I went out on a day session, which quickly turned into a night session, and then not so quickly turned into a morning session. Our group numbers dwindled until eventually there was only one other guy and myself. I swear, I blinked and he'd disappeared. So it was time to call it quits, but the walk was long to get back to my place and so I decided jogging home would be a good idea. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I distinctly remember running through fields and under cast-iron bridges and viaducts to get back to my house.

I live in a city. I legitimately have no idea where I ran.
 
It sort of surprises me that the ownership and where it came from was more important than
the fact that you shot him >.>

#Drunk logic

Yep. Rofl.

Well, I don't get hangovers unfortunately, but I'll share what I've had today with you (no, stop sticking your hands out of my monitor, I didn't mean I would actually share it!).

Had some Drambuie and some Bärenjäger. The Bärenjäger tasted pretty good, until I tried the Drambuie, then I closed the Bärenjäger to not be opened again until the Drambuie is finished. That shit is good. I got it a month ago and saved it for today... Well... I saved half of it for today...

The other week I went out on a day session, which quickly turned into a night session, and then not so quickly turned into a morning session. Our group numbers dwindled until eventually there was only one other guy and myself. I swear, I blinked and he'd disappeared. So it was time to call it quits, but the walk was long to get back to my place and so I decided jogging home would be a good idea. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I distinctly remember running through fields and under cast-iron bridges and viaducts to get back to my house.

I live in a city. I legitimately have no idea where I ran.

Plot twist: You were already home when you drank.

But wait, I'm not done.

The fields, cast-iron bridges, and viaducts were hidden on the way from your kitchen to the bathroom. Every detail you remembered was real.
 
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Why do you guys make it out to sound like some sort of great sin worthy of shamefulness
to not get hungover? BE GLAD YOU DONT GET THIS SHIT.

... yet.

That's not what I meant. I just meant that, unfortunately, I will have to post my poisons here against the standards set by the original post, as I will never have a hangover to speak of.

I had a hangover a couple of times as a teenager, but it doesn't happen now.
 
I don't foresee this happening =P

I've tasted all sorts of alcohol available and I just don't like it. I'll take juice instead xD

I'd rather drink juice than alcohol, too, 99% of the time. 1% of the time, I'd prefer to drink a shot's worth of juice with a juice glass's worth of alcohol, to be repeated a few times because I'm thirsty of course.
 
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