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[trolman]

Maybe tommorow if i get to see her. Its clear she doesent feel the same but i just want my dream to be crushed so i can get back to beeing the bitter man i once was.

 

[Bernkastel]

Excellent! Talking to Trol might be possible once more.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

We'll see what tommorow brings... expect sad faggotry for several days

also...

 

[trolman]

Well you guys, I confessed...

 

[AIagremm]

Aaaaaand...

 

[AIagremm]

Spill the spaghetti, dammit!

 

[trolman]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/off-topic-478/worst-feeling-238985/index9.html#post2414780

 

[AIagremm]

The Emo Saga Ends.

 

[trolman]

I can hardly feel any emotion right now, except for sorrow when my heart gets heavy but most of the time im like a golem.

 

[AIagremm]

I judged too soon.

 

[trolman]

Well what do you expect? http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4784687/I+ll+give+him+a+7+7/

 

[AIagremm]

9 out of 11. Genious.

 

[trolman]

Well im pritty much broken.

 

[Azsure]

 

[trolman]

Im doing something way worse then drinking alcohol guys, im browsing 4chan!

 

[AIagremm]

Snap out of it, man! I can tolerate alcohol, but you just can't fall that low!

 

[trolman]

Theres no point al, i care so much for her and she cares so little about me

this is a post in a thread where some guy asked about how he should commit suicide

>acquire a trash bag
>climb inside
>tie it shut from the inside
>go to sleep
>die in your sleep due to asphyxiation

Protip: leave a tag on the bag so that when someone finds you they can throw you away like the garbage you are.

huehuehue

 

[AIagremm]

Now that's a tip.

 

[trolman]

I promised myself i wouldnt return to that hellhole but seeing as what shit life is, why not visit 4chan? Why bother shave my neck? Why not wear a fedora?

 

[Azsure]

For Christ's sake...

 

[Bernkastel]

Acting like a baby won't help you at all.

 

[trolman]

I know but theres like 2 days left to uni, i've got nothing to do and i've lost her. Might aswell bitch about it.

 

[Bernkastel]

While waiting you can attend to Seioubo's school of mysteries.

 

[trolman]

No i rather cry so that the transofrmation is complete and i can no longer feel any need of love.

 

[AIagremm]

I wonder if Catalonia manages to gain sovereignity. It will be fascinating to see.

Haven't heard anything from Quebec in a while.

 

[Tleno]

Oh cool, Trolman is turning into a robot! No... wait... um... that sounded out wrong...

Okay, one more time!

Hey look at the bright side Trolman, being a robot has it's advantages too! Most of them are homicide-related, too!

 

[trolman]

Cried my eyes out last night but thats becuase i got a hellova drunk becasue of her. Now the new day begins... and it doesent suck, it blows.

Ye pritty sure i will be a robot by some point, happiness just isnt ment for me.

 

[Misha]

why hello there, Marvin

 

[trolman]

Its like noon and im still sober, time to change that. DRINK TIME!

 

[Bernkastel]

Good Lord..

 

[trolman]

Dad got home from work so i gotta wait for half an hour till he gtfos so i can continue my drinking...

Also she changed her profile pic again, and she's with him...beeing beautiful and happy...

 

[Bernkastel]

At least we are most likely not going to miss anything. When even such minorities get reported.

 

[trolman]

This thread is my twitter account after all. Just scroll through the thousainds of posts, you will find that most of them are mine.

Father still hasnt left, still not drunk

 

[trolman]

let the booze flow

 

[Azsure]

Asdfkjasndgkaerlhwefnñaegalfvnldkgmñaesrhntlaknsgkajegnlwek.sajg8kern.hznrgjagNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant...

 

[Bernkastel]

You want that? I want this.

 

[Azsure]

Let us start writing our christmas list then.

 

[trolman]

*picture of her*

 

[Bernkastel]

It's useless, all useless. Everything is in vain.

 

[trolman]

Lets face it guys, we all aint getting what we want

 

[Azsure]

Speak for yourself!

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah?

Spoiler

your neighbor

 

[Azsure]

Well, even if I could have him, it's not what I am looking for, I preffer a toodle to raise from the very begining, not just half way like this case.

 

[Bernkastel]

Patience, young padawan.

 

[Azsure]

Hope is more than a postponed dissapointment.

 

[trolman]

Then get a girl and make one or just adopt.

 

[Azsure]

I was always aiming at the second option from the very begining actually.

 

[Bernkastel]

But Az could adopt with Alagremm, right everyone?

 

[Azsure]

Ne, he wants a gurl, I want a boi.