The Daily Peon

[Amargaard]

Beta screenshots! I want beta screenshots!

 

[Legion_King]

Heh well there was a 3v3 test today. But Ant's bug bow had powerful shots in this version.

 

[trolman]

Well we chatted alot today, deffinetly made alot of progress, but still no date because she has health issues.

 

[AIagremm]

Health issues?

 

[trolman]

She has problems with her ear. Apperently it hurts her too much to go out.IDK.

Anyways we've been chatting since the end of the dpb till now (about 3 hours whoa) and well she definetly likes me but not enough. I shared to her abotu beeing sad and all but i never really told her the girl i was sad about was her. Hopefuly when the time of confession comes this will be to my advantage. And hopefuly God will awnser my prayers and help me and her get together.

Now it is time to sleep, because i've got work in the morning, yeah i work on saturday, wanna fight about it?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Okay that was funny, guess im in a good mood now. Should go to sleep.

 

[AIagremm]

I won!

 

[Amargaard]

We all did

 

[trolman]

Yep, im depressed again

 

[AIagremm]

Great.

 

[AIagremm]

Pass me some of that carrot juice, mate.

 

[trolman]

She hasnt responded to my messages, dont know what to do...

 

[AIagremm]

I propose writing a confession on the ground under her window.

Just kidding, nobody looks out of the windows since Internet.

 

[trolman]

I dont konow, should i try calling her now... or not... pritty fuckign drunk and sad atm, cried ofcouse.

 

[Bernkastel]

You are spamming to a person.
The person doesn't respond.
Solution, stop it. As stuff like that tends to be annoying.

 

[trolman]

wasnt really a spam
maybe she just didnt notice

guess i'll try tommorow and be more annoying... gotta hold the line

 

[AIagremm]

Not sure if you're doing it right, by showing confidence, or doing it wrong by being annoying.

 

[trolman]

Well not really annoying, i belive she liked our conversations. But confidence is very important yeah, Sure I'll never be with GabeN but i might actually win her, which is still something, just dont know what to do about her boyfriend...

kind of related http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4729281/Mind+games/

 

[AIagremm]

I still don't give up on my dream of seing Gaben one day.

Heh, seen this one.

 

[trolman]

Scarface gives me hope

 

[AIagremm]

From now on you will Todor the Ganster.

 

[trolman]

Srsly tho, he gets her.

You know all of this backbreaking labor, sure gave me a good workout. I've gotton pritty strong and her bf is a total swag fag. Maybe he'd get to kiss my fist...

 

[trolman]

Hmm okay well thers lots of progress, we are getting closer but theres a tiny problem with her parents who im sure dont know of me and my exsistance so they wont let her go out with me. Guess i just gotta continue skyping till i get her to speak to them. I said I would enjoy turning anyone who gives her trouble into an aincient roman and thats the truth really, but i dont know I'll just have to hold the line.

Also she changed her skype picture and its her kissing with her bf again. Whoa this guy is an even bigger faggot than i tought, he's like 60 kilos at most, I dont know how she can feel safe with him but im positive I would take him 1on1 because the faggot doesent even lift.

 

[AIagremm]

Seriously? Even I weigh 65. And it's not really about feeling safe, it's about affection.

Why do you have to resort to brutality?

 

[trolman]

YOU WHAT? You said you were 193 sm . By all counts that makes you a melon and a льохман, put on some weight!

Well the reason her parents dont let her go out without him is becuase she got picked on before (i wasnt there to stop it!) and they only let her go out with him, and since they dont know how great and mighty I am, this puts me in a bit of a disadvantage...

Why shouldnt I protect her if trouble arrives. Why should i smash his phagotty face if he mistreats her? Why should i smash his phaggoty face anways, becuase fuck him?

 

[Azsure]

You are all fat butts compared to me.

 

[VeljkoM]

Um Al with that height and that weight means you are malnourished if you ask me.

Anyway Humans got their post on DPB project list so check it out and give thanks to Ant for making picture.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually I'm just over the malnourished line. So yeah, I'm healthy but quite thin. Though it's not really because I eat little, it's because my metabolism is pretty good so I don't get any fat, but I don't work out either.

 

[trolman]

Serioulsy you guys, start lifting. The enemy is out for you, give them a proper fight.

 

[VeljkoM]

Considering enemy will be armed and will outnumber better get weapon. Chances are the odds will never be in your favor to try honorable fist fight.

 

[Bernkastel]

Now we are talking about weapons? I like weapons.

 

[AIagremm]

I want to order a telescopic baton disguised as an umbrella. Best secret weapon ever.

 

[AIagremm]

I just remembered my dream. I had my black trenchcoat and cap on, along with a scarf. Only my cap had some nice silvery decorations. I think I was actually standing atop trenches. So that's neat.

 

[trolman]

You know, i think im starting to realise why we're all such F.A.G.s ...

 

[Bernkastel]

I do not belong to the same caste as you do.

 

[AIagremm]

Do elaborate, thinkfag.

 

[trolman]

 

[Amargaard]

Us? Fags? Oh no, you didn't-

 

[AIagremm]

Huh.

 

[Amargaard]

-say that.

 

[AIagremm]

Yea, no, I figured. I'm just surprised that you had a photo for it.

 

[Bernkastel]

What's with touching your balls?

 

[AIagremm]

I'm more concerned with him having his hand over a friend's shoulder.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's what their kind does.

 

[AIagremm]

What is their kind?

 

[Bernkastel]

Swags.

 

[trolman]

Aww come on, dont call him that!

 

[Bernkastel]

He is.

 

[trolman]

Thats not a nice thing to say to someone.